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==Notes==
==Notes==
*Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers.
*Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers.
*While on a delivery, you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful.
*While on a delivery (and only while possessing the requested drink), you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful.
:After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them.
:After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them.
:You look inside <[[Hiding Places|place]]>, but there's no sign of <client> there.
:You look inside <[[Hiding Places|place]]>, but there's no sign of <client> there.
:You tap a random <species> on the shoulder and ask if they're <client>, but they aren't.
:You tap a random <species> on the shoulder and ask if they're <client>, but they aren't.
:You finally manage to track down <name>.
:You finally manage to track down <name>.
*Clients offer rewards of [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and stat points after you give them their delivery.  
*Clients offer rewards of [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and stat points after you give them their delivery. On the combat in which you meet your client, Guzzlrbuck reward is increased by having [[Guzzlr pants]] equipped, while stat gain is increased by having [[Guzzlr hat]] equipped.
**Bronze tier clients offer 2-4 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 10 of each stat.
**Bronze tier clients offer 2-4 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 10 of each stat.
**Gold tier clients offer 5-7 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 50 of each stat.
**Gold tier clients offer 5-7 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 50 of each stat.
**Platinum tier clients offer 20-25 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 150 of each stat.
**Platinum tier clients offer 20-25 [[Guzzlrbuck]]s and 150 of each stat.
*Each subsequent client delivery of the day takes an increasing number of combats.
*Each subsequent client delivery of the day takes an increasing number of combats.
**[[Guzzlr shoes]] appear to reduce the number of combats required by 30% as long as they are equipped for the entire duration.
==== Client Locations ====
*Bronze and Gold tier clients appear to be possible in any regular location. Platinum clients will only be from IOTM-accessible [[Content Unlockers|Content Unlocker]] locations (incomplete list):
**[[Dinseylandfill]]
***[[Barf Mountain]]
***[[Pirates of the Garbage Barges]]
***[[The Toxic Teacups]]
***[[Uncle Gator's Country Fun-Time Liquid Waste Sluice]]
**[[That 70s Volcano]]
***[[The Bubblin' Caldera]]
***[[LavaCo™ Lamp Factory]]
***[[The Velvet / Gold Mine]]
***[[The SMOOCH Army HQ]]
**[[The Glaciest]]
***[[The Ice Hole]]
***[[The Ice Hotel]]
***[[VYKEA]]
**[[The Worm Wood]]
***[[The Mouldering Mansion]]
***[[The Rogue Windmill]]
***[[The Stately Pleasure Dome]]
**[[The Rabbit Hole]]
***[[The Red Queen's Garden]]
**[[Spring Break Beach]]
***[[Sloppy Seconds Diner]]
***[[The Sunken Party Yacht]]
***[[The Fun-Guy Mansion]]
**[[Conspiracy Island]]
***[[The Mansion of Dr. Weirdeaux]]
***[[The Deep Dark Jungle]]
***[[The Secret Government Laboratory]]
**[[Dad, I'm in Space!]]
***[[Domed City of Grimacia]]
***[[Domed City of Ronaldus]]
***[[Hamburglaris Shield Generator]]
 
==== Search progression ====
*Only won combats in the delivery zone count toward progress. Non-combats do not give progress, nor does [[Run Away|running away]] from the combat (free or not). Free kills and kills of free monsters in the delivery zone do count, however.
 
*Whenever you make progress in your searches of the client, a hidden value, which starts at 0 each delivery, is incremented by X, where X is '''11 - Delivery of the day''', floored at 3.
:*If you were wearing the [[Guzzlr shoes]] during the fight, progress is increased by Y instead, where Y is '''X * 1.5, rounded down'''.
 
*A search is over when the hidden value gets equal to or greater than '''100'''. Progress is kept across rollover, and can be resolved with as little as a single combat on the next day, if sufficient.
{| class="wikitable"
{| class="wikitable"
|-
|-
! Delivery of the day !! Combats required !! Combats required with Guzzlr shoes
! nth successful delivery of the day !! X !! Combats required !! Y !! Combats required with Guzzlr shoes
|-
|-
| 1 || 10 || 7
| 1 || 10 || 10 || 15 || 7
|-
|-
| 2 || 12 || 8
| 2 || 9 || 12 || 13 || 8
|-
|-
| 3 || 13 || 9
| 3 || 8 || 13 || 12 || 9
|-
|-
| 4 || 15 || 10
| 4 || 7 || 15 || 10 || 10
|-
|-
| 5 || 17 || 12
| 5 || 6 || 17 || 9 || 12
|-
|-
| 6 || 20 || 15
| 6 || 5 || 20 || 7 || 15
|-
|-
| 7 || 25 || 17
| 7 || 4 || 25 || 6 || 17
|-
|-
| 8+ || 34 || 25
| 8+ || 3 || 34 || 4 || 25
|}
|}
*Bronze clients can ask for:
 
**[[a little sump'm sump'm]]
==== Drinks requested ====
**[[bottle of gin]]
*Bronze clients can ask for almost any(?) tradable drink, typically of low or minimum mall price. Gold clients can ask for any tradable booze that has at least 100 in the mall priced at 10,000 meat and below.
**[[bottle of rum]]
*Platinum clients only accept any of the following:
**[[bottle of tequila]]
**[[Buttery Boy]]
**[[bottle of vodka]]
**[[bottle of whiskey]]
**[[calle de miel]]
**[[day-old beer]]
**[[ducha de oro]]
**[[fuzzbump]]
**[[horizontal tango]]
**[[margarita]]
**[[monkey wrench]]
**[[overpriced "imported" beer]]
**[[plain old beer]]
**[[perpendicular hula]]
**[[pink pony]]
**[[rockin' wagon]]
**[[salty dog]]
**[[screwdriver]]
**[[slap and tickle]]
**[[strawberry daiquiri]]
**[[strawberry wine]]
**[[tequila sunrise]]
**[[vodka martini]]
**[[whiskey and soda]]
**[[whiskey sour]]
**[[wine spritzer]]
*Gold clients can ask for:
**[[a little sump'm sump'm]]
**[[backwoods screwdriver]]
**[[bloody mary]]
**[[Bloody Nora]]
**[[bottle of laundry sherry]]
**[[bottle of Lieutenant Freeman]]
**[[bottle of sea wine]]
**[[Bowl of Scorpions]]
**[[Caipiranha]]
**[[cheap Chinese beer]]
**[[Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau]]
**[[Crimbojito]]
**[[cup of primitive beer]]
**[[dusty bottle of Pinot Noir]]
**[[dusty bottle of Zinfandel]]
**[[electric snakebite]]
**[[elemental caipiroska]]
**[[elven cellocello]]
**[[extra-spicy bloody mary]]
**[[flask of Amontillado]]
**[[Fog Murderer]]
**[[fountain 'soda']]
**[[gingerbread wine]]
**[[glass of drippy wine]]
**[[glass of herbal tequila]]
**[[grog]]
**[[hacked gibson]]
**[[herringcello]]
**[[hot watered rum]]
**[[iced plum wine]]
**[[junk yard]]
**[[lumbering jack]]
**[[Mad Train wine]]
**[[margarita]]
**[[martini]]
**[[melted Jell-o shot]]
**[[moonberry wine cooler]]
**[[More Humanitini than Humanitini]]
**[[Morlock's Mark Bourbon]]
**[[Murderer's Punch]]
**[[ocean motion]]
**[[painting of a glass of wine]]
**[[perfect negroni]]
**[[pink pony]]
**[[plain old beer]]
**[[premium malt liquor]]
**[[rockin' wagon]]
**[[rodeo whiskey]]
**[[roll in the hay]]
**[[Russian Ice]]
**[[salinated mint julep]]
**[[sangria]]
**[[shot of pear schnapps]]
**[[shot of rotgut]]
**[[shot of tomato schnapps]]
**[[Siberian sunrise]]
**[[Simepore slime]]
**[[Sizzling Sinner]]
**[[slimy fermented bile bladder]]
**[[slip 'n' slide]]
**[[soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini]]
**[[spooky eggnog]]
**[[strawberry wine]]
**[[Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita]]
**[[tequila sunrise]]
**[[White Hyborian]]
**[[white lightning]]
**[[wasabi-infused sake]]
**[[yellow brick road]]
*Platinum clients will accept any of the following:
**[[Steamboat]]
**[[Ghiaccio Colada]]
**[[Ghiaccio Colada]]
**[[Nog-on-the-Cob]]
**[[Nog-on-the-Cob]]
**[[Sourfinger]]
**[[Sourfinger]]
**[[Buttery Boy]]
**[[Steamboat]]
 
==== Clients generation ====
*Species include (the names are randomly generated from different wordbuckets):
*Species include (the names are randomly generated from different wordbuckets):
**Alien
**Alien
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***Tikbaz Sectik
***Tikbaz Sectik
***Vazfod Pelvob
***Vazfod Pelvob
***(seems to use the same naming schema as [[A Voting Booth]]
***(seems to use the same naming schema as [[Daily Loathing Ballot]] alien candidates)
**Attorney
**Attorney
***Clara Mercer, Esq.
***Clara Mercer, Esq.

Latest revision as of 04:08, 11 May 2025

Guzzlr Client Selection
Guzzlr Client Selection

Welcome, valued Guzzlr team member! Select a tier below to accept a client.

With a client in progress:

You can abandon this client and take a different one, but that EULA you didn't read limits you to one cancellation per day.

You have completed X Bronze Tier deliveries.

You have completed X Gold Tier deliveries.

You have completed X Platinum Tier deliveries.

With Gold locked:

Make 5 Bronze Tier deliveries to unlock Gold Tier clients!

With Platinum locked:

Make 5 Gold Tier deliveries to unlock Platinum Tier clients!
Abandon Client

You give up on that delivery.

Bronze Tier

You select a Bronze Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

<name> wants:

something

Gold Tier  [limit 3/day]

You select a Gold Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

<name> wants:

something

Platinum Tier  [limit 1/day]

You select a Platinum Tier client, <name>, a <species> from <location>.

Platinum Tier customers receive personalized Guzzlr cocktails. Premium ingredients have been dispatched.

An autonomous drone arrives almost immediately, dropping off a set of fancy cocktail fixings.

You acquire an item: Guzzlr cocktail set
Don't take a client right now

Maybe later.

Occurs on using your Guzzlr tablet.

Notes

  • Abandoned deliveries count against your daily limit for Gold and Platinum tiers.
  • While on a delivery (and only while possessing the requested drink), you get messages after successful combats indicating your lack of ability to find your client, or that you have finally been successful.
After the fight, you glance around looking for <client>. There's no sign of them.
You look inside <place>, but there's no sign of <client> there.
You tap a random <species> on the shoulder and ask if they're <client>, but they aren't.
You finally manage to track down <name>.
  • Clients offer rewards of Guzzlrbucks and stat points after you give them their delivery. On the combat in which you meet your client, Guzzlrbuck reward is increased by having Guzzlr pants equipped, while stat gain is increased by having Guzzlr hat equipped.
    • Bronze tier clients offer 2-4 Guzzlrbucks and 10 of each stat.
    • Gold tier clients offer 5-7 Guzzlrbucks and 50 of each stat.
    • Platinum tier clients offer 20-25 Guzzlrbucks and 150 of each stat.
  • Each subsequent client delivery of the day takes an increasing number of combats.

Client Locations

Search progression

  • Only won combats in the delivery zone count toward progress. Non-combats do not give progress, nor does running away from the combat (free or not). Free kills and kills of free monsters in the delivery zone do count, however.
  • Whenever you make progress in your searches of the client, a hidden value, which starts at 0 each delivery, is incremented by X, where X is 11 - Delivery of the day, floored at 3.
  • If you were wearing the Guzzlr shoes during the fight, progress is increased by Y instead, where Y is X * 1.5, rounded down.
  • A search is over when the hidden value gets equal to or greater than 100. Progress is kept across rollover, and can be resolved with as little as a single combat on the next day, if sufficient.
nth successful delivery of the day X Combats required Y Combats required with Guzzlr shoes
1 10 10 15 7
2 9 12 13 8
3 8 13 12 9
4 7 15 10 10
5 6 17 9 12
6 5 20 7 15
7 4 25 6 17
8+ 3 34 4 25

Drinks requested

  • Bronze clients can ask for almost any(?) tradable drink, typically of low or minimum mall price. Gold clients can ask for any tradable booze that has at least 100 in the mall priced at 10,000 meat and below.
  • Platinum clients only accept any of the following:

Clients generation

  • Species include (the names are randomly generated from different wordbuckets):
    • Alien
      • Pokbov Jupfoz
      • Tikbaz Sectik
      • Vazfod Pelvob
      • (seems to use the same naming schema as Daily Loathing Ballot alien candidates)
    • Attorney
      • Clara Mercer, Esq.
      • Arlette McPherson, Esq.
    • Gamer
    • Hobo
      • Dandy "Halitosis" McDurkeee
      • Jake "Rottencrotch" Westinghous
      • Mickey "Curiously Dense" Nichols
      • Quinn "Candy Cane" Mills
      • Quinn "Poo-Gas" Nicholson
      • Ralph "Dart-Hurling" Capulet
      • (Uses Hobopolis Hobo names?)
    • Pirate
      • Comprehensive Reynaldo Chartreuse
      • Extra Jack Goat
      • Female Steven Rose
      • Fleshy Jack Crimson
      • Individual Jack Blue
      • Principal Jack Lizard
      • Signed Jack Pig
    • Scientist
      • Dr. Benny Jones
      • Dr. Chip Shelton
      • Dr. Jane Hale
      • Dr. Patrick Simmons
      • Dr. Ralph Cooke
    • Skeleton
      • Coccyx Salisbury
      • Femur Nite
      • Fibula Lennon
      • Skull Hernandez
      • Skull Stemple
    • Sorority Orc
      • Ainsli Whittingstall
      • Brittni St. Cloud
      • Danni Sheltonbury
      • Missi Witchburn
      • Staci Hillings
    • Vampire
      • Barnabas Ogletomb
      • Cassius Bloodbane
      • Gabriel Greysteam
      • Lucius Burnsweat
      • Remus Grodgrave
      • (Uses Dreadsylvania vampire names?)
  • Each species type has a unique ending message:

"Thank you for this delivery of entertaining hu-man fluid. Please accept this hu-man gratuity."

"Thank you. This will help me with my... legal matters. Here, take this for your trouble."

"Thank you. This will provide energy for my intense gaming needs. Please accept this tip."

"Don't mind if I do! And here, don't mind if you do either."

"Arr. Thanks. This'll set my sheets to the wind. Have a couple of pieces of eight for your trouble."

"The reagent! At last! Thank you, here's your consultation fee."

"Thanks! Say, you didn't happen to bring a mop, did you? No? Oh well. Oh right, here's your tip..."

"Omigod, thank you thank you thank you! Here, here's a little something for your trouble. Byeeeee!"

"Blah. Here."
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