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itemid=553|
itemid=553|
descid=274168389|
descid=274168389|
image=scroll1.gif|
item=31337 scroll|
desc=This is a scroll with the number 31337 written on it. W31rd, d00d.|
desc=This is a scroll with the number 31337 written on it. W31rd, d00d.|
enchantment=Mostly Just Confuses Enemies|
type=usable|
type=usable|
autosell=0|
autosell=0|
tradeable=0|
notrade=1|
quest=1}}
quest=1}}


==Recipe==
==Recipe==
<TABLE cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 BORDER=1px>
{| class="recipe"
<TR ALIGN=center STYLE="background-color: #FFFFFF">
|- class="row1"
<TD style="background-color: #FFFFFF">{{combine}}</td>
! {{add}}
<TD>[[334 scroll]]</TD>
| [[334 scroll]]
<TD>[[334 scroll]]</TD>
| [[334 scroll]]
<TD>&nbsp;</TD>
! &nbsp;
</TR>
|- class="row2"
<TR ALIGN=center STYLE="background-color: #EEEEEE">
! {{add}}
<TD style="background-color: #FFFFFF">{{combine}}</td>
| colspan="2" | [[668 scroll]]
<TD COLSPAN=2>[[668 scroll]]</TD>
| [[30669 scroll]]
<TD>[[30669 scroll]]</TD>
|- class="row3"
</TR>
! {{equals}}
<TR ALIGN=center STYLE="background-color: #DDDDDD">
| colspan="3" | [[31337 scroll]]
<TD style="background-color: #FFFFFF">{{equals}}</td>
|}
<TD COLSPAN=3>[[31337 scroll]]</TD>
</TR>
</TABLE>


==When Used==
==When Used==
*Before bridging the chasm in the [[Orc Chasm Quest|The Baron of Rof L'm Fao]]'s quest:
*Before bridging the chasm in the [[Orc Chasm Quest]]:
{{useitem|
{{useitem|
image=scroll1.gif|
text=You have no idea what this thing is for.}}
text=You have no idea what this thing is for.}}


*First time in an [[ascension]]:
*After bridging the chasm, first time in an [[ascension]]:
{{useitem|
{{useitem|
image=scroll1.gif|
text=You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!"
text=You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!"


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He vanishes in a puff of logic, and items begin to appear in his place.|
He vanishes in a puff of logic, and items begin to appear in his place.|
effect={{acquire|image=scroll2.gif|item=hermit script}}
effect={{acquire|item=stat script}}}}
{{acquire|image=scroll2.gif|item=stat script}}}}


*Subsequent times:
*After bridging the chasm, subsequent times:
{{useitem|
{{useitem|
image=scroll1.gif|
text=You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!"
text=You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!"


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The letters fade and the hole closes, but not before some stuff falls out.|
The letters fade and the hole closes, but not before some stuff falls out.|
effect={{acquire|image=knickknack.gif|item=worthless knick-knack}}
effect={{acquire|item=worthless knick-knack|num=some}}
{{acquire|image=gewgaw.gif|item=worthless gewgaw}}
{{acquire|item=worthless gewgaw|num=some}}
{{acquire|image=trinket.gif|item=worthless trinket}}
{{acquire|item=worthless trinket|num=some}}
{{acquire|image=clover.gif|item=ten-leaf clover}}}}
{{acquire|item=ten-leaf clover|num=some}}}}
:(you receive between 2-3 worthless items and 1-2 ten-leaf clovers)
:(you receive 2-3 worthless items and 1-2 clovers)


==Notes==
==Notes==
*After using this item for the first time, you will gain the [[Quest Log#Other Accomplishments:|Accomplishment]]
*When using this scroll in [[Bad Moon]], you do not receive clovers. Instead, the scroll disintegrates after use.
:You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
*After using this item for the first time, you will gain the [[Quest Log#Other Accomplishments:|accomplishment]]:
*"W31rd, d00d." = Weird, dude.
*:You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
*"\/\/|-|4+ |)0 j00 |)351®3?" = "What do you desire?"
*[[Wikipedia:Leet|1337 (leet or elite) speak]] translations:
*"/\/\0ñ3¥? ¶0\/\/3®? Ñußi13 (_+irls 0f |_047|-|1ñ(_+?" = "Money? Power? Nubile Girls of Loathing?"
**"W31rd, d00d." = "Weird, dude."
*"\/\/|-|473\/3®, Ñ00ß" = "Whatever, n00b"
**"\/\/|-|4+ |)0 j00 |)351®3?" = "What do you desire?"
*"|)0ñ+ ß0+|-|3® /\/\3. I'/\/\ ©0[)1ñ(_+." = "Don't bother me. I'm coding."
**"/\/\0ñ3¥? ¶0\/\/3®? Ñußi13 (_+irls 0f |_047|-|1ñ(_+?" = "Money? Power? Nubile Girls of Loathing?"
**"\/\/|-|473\/3®, Ñ00ß" = "Whatever, [[wikipedia:Newbie|noob]]"
**"|)0ñ+ ß0+|-|3® /\/\3. I'/\/\ ©0[)1ñ(_+." = "Don't bother me. I'm coding."
 
==History==
* [[Sober pill|Sober Pills]] used to drop, but the potential for abuse was quickly realized, and they stopped dropping. Many pills were duplicated through bugs, and eventually, Jick sent agents of the [[Penguin Mafia]] to remove all sober pills from the Kingdom.
* Before NS-13 this item was made by meatpasting.
*Prior to 2022, a [[Hermit script]] would be given alongside the [[Stat script]] on first use.


==References==
==References==
*The phrase "He vanishes in a puff of logic" from the first-time use message, is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]] comedy series, ''[[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''. To be precise, it comes from an aside where Mankind convinces God that he doesn't exist, and God "vanishes in a puff of logic".
*The phrase "He vanishes in a puff of logic," from the first-time use message, is taken from the [[Wikipedia:Douglas Adams|Douglas Adams]] comedy series, ''[[Wikipedia:The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy|The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''. To be precise, it comes from an aside where humanity convinces God that he doesn't exist, and God "vanishes in a puff of logic."
*The phrase "Don't bother me, I'm coding," likely references the [[Wikipedia:Carl's Jr.|Carl's Jr.]] slogan, "Don't bother me, I'm eating." Though it's just as likely to come from experience of working with programmers.
*The phrase "Don't bother me, I'm coding" likely references the [[Wikipedia:Carl's Jr.|Carl's Jr.]] slogan, "Don't bother me, I'm eating." Though it's just as likely to come from experience of working with programmers.
*"Shazam! Kablooie!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp|DuckTales the Movie]]''. The Genie, Gene, repeats this phrase whenever granting a wish.
*"Shazam! Kablooie!" is a reference to the ''[[Wikipedia:DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp|DuckTales the Movie]]''. The Genie, Gene, repeats this phrase whenever granting a wish.
*The UB3r 31337 HaX0R giving you two easy-to-use "scripts" may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Script kiddie|script kiddie]] hacker subculture.
*The UB3r 31337 HaX0R giving you two easy-to-use "scripts" may be a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Script kiddie|script kiddie]] hacker subculture.
*The "Money? Power? Nubile Girls of Loathing?" part of the first time you use the scroll may be a reference to Scarface, in which Tony Montana explains to his friend Manny, "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."


==Collection==
==Collection==
<collection>31337 scroll</collection>
<collection>553</collection>
 
[[Category:Combines]]
[[Category:Quest Items]]
[[Category:Usable Items]]

Latest revision as of 15:25, 18 January 2022

31337 scroll
31337 scroll

This is a scroll with the number 31337 written on it. W31rd, d00d.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

Mostly Just Confuses Enemies


(In-game plural: 31337 scrolls)
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Item number: 553
Description ID: 274168389
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Recipe

334 scroll 334 scroll  
668 scroll 30669 scroll
31337 scroll

When Used

You have no idea what this thing is for.
  • After bridging the chasm, first time in an ascension:
You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!"

Shazam! Kablooie!

The UB3r 31337 HaX0R stands before you.

"\/\/|-|4+ |)0 j00 |)351®3?" he asks you. You have no idea what he just said.

"/\/\0ñ3¥? ¶0\/\/3®? Ñußi13 (_+irls 0f |_047|-|1ñ(_+?"

"I... uh... I guess I'll take whatever you're giving... Sir..."

"\/\/|-|473\/3®, Ñ00ß"

He vanishes in a puff of logic, and items begin to appear in his place.

You acquire an item: stat script
  • After bridging the chasm, subsequent times:
You read the mystical runes on the scroll: "31337!"

Shazam! Kablooie!

A hole appears in the air in front of you, and in the hole you see the following message, in glowing green letters.

"|)0ñ+ ß0+|-|3® /\/\3. I'/\/\ ©0[)1ñ(_+."

The letters fade and the hole closes, but not before some stuff falls out.

You acquire some worthless knick-knacks
You acquire some worthless gewgaws
You acquire some worthless trinkets
You acquire some ten-leaf clovers
(you receive 2-3 worthless items and 1-2 clovers)

Notes

  • When using this scroll in Bad Moon, you do not receive clovers. Instead, the scroll disintegrates after use.
  • After using this item for the first time, you will gain the accomplishment:
    You have summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
  • 1337 (leet or elite) speak translations:
    • "W31rd, d00d." = "Weird, dude."
    • "\/\/|-|4+ |)0 j00 |)351®3?" = "What do you desire?"
    • "/\/\0ñ3¥? ¶0\/\/3®? Ñußi13 (_+irls 0f |_047|-|1ñ(_+?" = "Money? Power? Nubile Girls of Loathing?"
    • "\/\/|-|473\/3®, Ñ00ß" = "Whatever, noob"
    • "|)0ñ+ ß0+|-|3® /\/\3. I'/\/\ ©0[)1ñ(_+." = "Don't bother me. I'm coding."

History

  • Sober Pills used to drop, but the potential for abuse was quickly realized, and they stopped dropping. Many pills were duplicated through bugs, and eventually, Jick sent agents of the Penguin Mafia to remove all sober pills from the Kingdom.
  • Before NS-13 this item was made by meatpasting.
  • Prior to 2022, a Hermit script would be given alongside the Stat script on first use.

References

  • The phrase "He vanishes in a puff of logic," from the first-time use message, is taken from the Douglas Adams comedy series, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. To be precise, it comes from an aside where humanity convinces God that he doesn't exist, and God "vanishes in a puff of logic."
  • The phrase "Don't bother me, I'm coding" likely references the Carl's Jr. slogan, "Don't bother me, I'm eating." Though it's just as likely to come from experience of working with programmers.
  • "Shazam! Kablooie!" is a reference to the DuckTales the Movie. The Genie, Gene, repeats this phrase whenever granting a wish.
  • The UB3r 31337 HaX0R giving you two easy-to-use "scripts" may be a reference to the script kiddie hacker subculture.

Collection

  • 🥇: Kenjoki Ikari (#157578) - 17
  • 🥈: Aife (#324187) - 11
  • 🥉: CyberWocky (#68892) - 4
  • #4: MOldAR (#46441) - 2
  • #5: Anraku (#198082), Boomer Rang (#159710), Dr Moxie (#402621), EvilLlama (#321428), HOldeRofSecrEts (#216194), Musica (#57383) - 1

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