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He shouts, "Dance! Dance, bonedaddy!" and sprays you with machine gun fire. Like ''that's'' gonna put you in a dancing mood. Yeesh. {{ouch|4}} | He shouts, "Dance! Dance, bonedaddy!" and sprays you with machine gun fire. Like ''that's'' gonna put you in a dancing mood. Yeesh. {{ouch|4}} | ||
He whips out a chainsaw, grunts "Groovy," and severs your | He whips out a chainsaw, grunts "Groovy," and severs your {{part}}. {{ouch|4}} | ||
|critical=He shouts, "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!" Then he ventilates you with a railgun, but really, it's the insult that stings. {{ouch|4}} | |critical=He shouts, "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!" Then he ventilates you with a railgun, but really, it's the insult that stings. {{ouch|4}} | ||
|miss=He says, "You are huge! That means you have huge guts!" You thank him for the compliment. | |miss=He says, "You are huge! That means you have huge guts!" You thank him for the compliment. | ||
He swings a chainsaw at you, but you point out that you're not a tree. | He swings a chainsaw at you, but you point out that you're not a tree. | ||
He shouts, "Dance! Dance, bonedaddy!" and applauds after you do the Charleston. | |||
His gun runs out of ammo, so he tosses it aside and readies another one. | His gun runs out of ammo, so he tosses it aside and readies another one. | ||
He says, "My will is strong, and my gun is very, very large." You ask if he's compensating for something. | He says, "My will is strong, and my gun is very, very large." You ask if he's compensating for something. | ||
|fumble=He shouts, "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!" You remind him that you're already dead, and he looks confused. | |fumble=He shouts, "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and ''dead!''" You remind him that you're already dead, and he looks confused. | ||
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*A clear parody of "[[wikipedia:Doomguy|Doomguy]]" as he appears in the [http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/ Doom Comic]. | *A clear parody of "[[wikipedia:Doomguy|Doomguy]]" as he appears in the [http://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/ Doom Comic]. | ||
**Like other [[Zombie Slayer]] hunters, this character is known for facing zombies. In the game ''[[wikipedia:Doom (video game)|Doom]]'', the forces of Hell have taken over the UAC base on Mars and turned its inhabitants into possessed zombies. | **Like other [[Zombie Slayer]] hunters, this character is known for facing zombies. In the game ''[[wikipedia:Doom (video game)|Doom]]'', the forces of Hell have taken over the UAC base on Mars and turned its inhabitants into possessed zombies. | ||
*The "Groovy" chainsaw attack message is a reference to Ash from the film ''[[wikipedia:Evil Dead II|Evil Dead II]]''. | |||
Latest revision as of 11:39, 23 August 2012
| Angry Space Marine | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1219 |
| Locations | Anywhere, 7-21 turns after leveling to level 7, reappearing every 10-15 turns until you defeat him |
| Hit Points | 65 |
| Attack | 50 |
| Defense | 50 |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | hunter brain |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Angry Space Marine"RIP AND TEAR!"
A muscley soldier in green body-armor and a space helmet kicks down the door* and charges at you, fists swinging -- despite the ludicrous amounts of weaponry you can see strapped to his back. Through the visor of his helmet, you can see that his teeth are bared and clenched (and he's foaming at the mouth slightly), and his eyes are so bloodshot as to be almost entirely red.
"RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!"
Holy crap, is he on PCP or something?
* Let's just assume that you happen to be somewhere with a door.
Hit Message(s):
He punches you in the gut, grabs your spinal cord, and yanks on it, making your hand rise up and smack you across the face. That's the part that really hurts. Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
He says, "You are huge! That means you have huge guts!" and he pulls some out of your stomach to prove it. Ooh! Oof! Eek! Oof!
He shuffles sideways, firing his machine gun at you until it runs out of ammo. Argh! Ow! Ouch! Argh!
He shouts, "Dance! Dance, bonedaddy!" and sprays you with machine gun fire. Like that's gonna put you in a dancing mood. Yeesh. Argh! Oof! Eek! Argh!
He whips out a chainsaw, grunts "Groovy," and severs your <bung>. Ooh! Ooh! Argh! Argh!
He shouts, "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!" Then he ventilates you with a railgun, but really, it's the insult that stings. Oof! Eek! Oof! Ow!
He says, "You are huge! That means you have huge guts!" You thank him for the compliment.
He swings a chainsaw at you, but you point out that you're not a tree.
He shouts, "Dance! Dance, bonedaddy!" and applauds after you do the Charleston.
His gun runs out of ammo, so he tosses it aside and readies another one.
He says, "My will is strong, and my gun is very, very large." You ask if he's compensating for something.
He shouts, "You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!" You remind him that you're already dead, and he looks confused. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: hunter brain (100% chance)* |
Occurs after reaching level 7 on a Zombie Slayer path.
References
- A clear parody of "Doomguy" as he appears in the Doom Comic.
- Like other Zombie Slayer hunters, this character is known for facing zombies. In the game Doom, the forces of Hell have taken over the UAC base on Mars and turned its inhabitants into possessed zombies.
- The "Groovy" chainsaw attack message is a reference to Ash from the film Evil Dead II.
