Healing crystal golem

Healing crystal golem
Monster ID	1788
Locations	The Velvet / Gold Mine
Hit Points	150
Attack	70
Defense	70
Initiative	70
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	hot
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm,head,leg,torso
Drops	glowing New Age crystal, New Age healing crystal, New Age healing crystal
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a healing crystal golem

You might be thinking, "Hey, a golem made of healing crystals! This'll be easy -- it'll heal me whenever it hits me!"

Ha ha, sorry bud. That's not how it works at all.

Hit Message(s):

It punches you into the wall, which is a bit like being caught between a rock and a hard place. Exactly like that, in fact.

It punches you in the <knee>. Are you sure these aren't harming crystals?

You know how crystals tend to be real pointy? Yep.

Critical Hit Message:

It smashes you to the ground with a fist that is definitely not homeopathic.

Miss Message(s):

It attempts to sucker-punch you, but you can see right through it.

It punches you in the <knee>, and accidentally heals you for exactly the same amount of damage it caused.

You dodge the golem's attack easily, because its intentions are as clear as... uh... water?

Fumble Message:

It pauses for a moment, troubled by the contradiction between its material composition and its desire to kill. Only for a moment, though. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: glowing New Age crystal (% chance)*

You acquire an item: New Age healing crystal (% chance)*

You acquire an item: New Age healing crystal (% chance)*

You gain 17.5 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Velvet / Gold Mine.