Here She Come Now Singin' Molé Molé

Here She Come Now Singin' Molé Molé

You tunnel into a dimly-lit chamber that is bustling with busy moles in funny white hats. You hear the clanging of utensils and smell a pungent, spicy sauce cooking on a stove next to the far wall. This must be the legendary Mole Kitchen that's whispered about in ancient lore.

You've never heard of the Mole Kitchen? Well, legend has it that the moles have a kitchen deep underground, where they make food.

Just because it's legendary doesn't mean it's that interesting.

Anyway, one of the mole chefs scampers up to you. "Greetings, fellow burrower!" he says. "Would you like to sample our latest recipe? It's a pan full of delicious earthworms that are covered in a piquant sauce made out of chili peppers and chocolate."

"Chocolate-chili earthworms?" you say. "I think I'll pass."

The chef mole looks so disappointed, and so ready to beat your punk-ass down for disappointing him, that you're forced to take a sample of the dish with you.

You acquire an item: mole molé

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Occurs at Mt. Molehill.

Notes

• It is the result of landing on floors 0 through 5 on the second non-combat adventure.

References

• The title of this adventure is a reference to the song "Mony Mony", originally performed by Tommy James and the Shondells.