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{{battle|text=A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt. | {{battle|text=A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt. | ||
|hit= | |hit=! | ||
|miss=? | |miss=It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge. | ||
|critical= | |||
|fumble= | It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge. | ||
It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off. | |||
It flaps its cheeks ineffectively. | |||
The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you. | |||
It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it? | |||
|critical=It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. {{ouch|2}} {{element|stench}} | |||
|fumble=!}} | |||
{{acquire|item=obnoxious riddle|}} | {{acquire|item=obnoxious riddle|}} | ||
{{stat|20 | {{stat|20}} | ||
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Occured at random locations during [[April Fools' Day#2011|April Fool's Day 2011]]. | |||
Latest revision as of 22:03, 30 April 2014
| HotStuff's butt | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | unknown |
| Locations | April Fools' Day#2011 |
| Hit Points | 52 |
| Attack | 69 |
| Defense | 76 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | Indeterminate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | Indeterminate |
| Drops | obnoxious riddle |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting HotStuff's buttA rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.
Critical Hit Message:
It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Argh! Oof! (stench damage)
It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.
It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.
The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.
It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it?
 | You acquire an item: obnoxious riddle |
| You gain 20 <substat>. |
Occured at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.
