Junksprite bender

Junksprite bender
Monster ID	1437
Locations	The Old Landfill
Hit Points	25
Attack	32
Defense	33
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	humanoid
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso, wing
Drops	bent scrap metal, funky junk key
Quest	Worse Homes and Gardens
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a junksprite pail bender

Junksprites are a little bit like fairies, a little bit like gnomes, and a little bit like the bearded weirdo geniuses who hang out in makerspaces (and who call workshops "makerspaces"). This particular junksprite is adept at bending things. Not air, water, earth, or fire, though. Mostly metal. In fact, exclusively metal. He even bent himself a pair of aluminum underwear, so if you don't like him, you can bite his shiny metal ass.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He gets a blank look on his face and says, "I am a bender. Please insert girder."

He bends himself a nice big flask, fills it with whiskey, and goes on a bender. You wait until he sobers up.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: bent scrap metal

You gain 2 <substat>.

After Combat

Oh hey, that sprite dropped a magazine!

You acquire an item: Worse Homes and Gardens

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Occurs at The Old Landfill.

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References

• The references to air, water, earth, and fire are a reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender, a TV show where the four factions of the land each control (or "bend") one of those four elements.
• "Bite his shiny metal ass" is a reference to the catchphrase of Bender, a character from Futurama.