Kingdom of Loathing Calendar

For an explanation of the clan calendar, see Calendar of Loathing.

September 7, 2025 Dougtember 6, Year 86 2 days until Moxie Jarlsuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Frankuary 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Starch 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 April 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Martinus 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bill 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Bor 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Petember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Carlvember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Porktober 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Boozember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Dougtember 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8   Muscle     Mysticality     Moxie     Holiday

Recurring KoL Holidays Jarlsuary 1 - Festival of Jarlsberg Frankuary 4 - Valentine's Day Starch 3 - St. Sneaky Pete's Day April 2 - Oyster Egg Day Martinus 2 - El Dia de Los Muertos Borrachos Bill 3 - Generic Summer Holiday Bor 4 - Dependence Day Petember 4 - Arrrbor Day Carlvember 6 - Labór Day Porktober 8 - Halloween Boozember 7 - Feast of Boris Dougtember 4 - Yuletide Real Life Holidays celebrated in KoL New Year's Day (January 1 or 2) Groundhog Day (February 2) Valentine's Day (February 14) April Fools' Day (April 1) Cinco de Mayo (May 5) Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19) Columbus Day (2nd Monday in October) Halloween (October 31) Crimbo (Christmas Season; generally during December) Friday the 13th

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• Most in-game holidays will occur on their corresponding real-life dates, assuming the Dev Team remembers ahead of time -- St. Sneaky Pete's Day on Saint Patrick's Day, Oyster Egg Day on Easter, etc.
• The current date is shown on the right pane before you load chat. If you belong to a clan which has a Calendar of Loathing, the calendar will be shown there; otherwise, there will only be a text date.
• Another way to determine the current date is to go into chat and send a private message to chatbot that says "day":

  /msg chatbot day

  Chatbot's reply will be in the format IRL Day Month Year, 24 Hour Time, KoL Month Day, Stat Day Information.

• The clan Noblesse Oblige has created an in-depth calendar.
• You can also use the almanac, which not only tells you what day it is but also predicts the real-life dates of the next KoL holidays and stat days.
• For reference, the start of the first day of the KoL Calendar, Jarlsuary 1, Year 1, corresponds to February 1, 2003 3:30 AM UTC.
• The Store of Loathing used to sell a physical calendar which contained information about in-game moon phases and holidays. The calendar's artists received a special in-game item as a reward. The Periodical Paintbrush, Seasonal Beret, Annual Ascot, Gregarious Gregorian Smock, Leapin' Trousers, Solstice Shield, Temporal Tempera Tube and Petite Paintbrush were awarded. Alas, the calendar was discontinued after 2015 due to Mr. Skullhead's departure and the closing of the Asymmetric-hosted version of the Store.