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{{NeedsConfirm|The apron requires you to be aware of your torso, right?}}
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You're fighting a Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
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This is a deadly combination of a neophyte Knob Goblin Chef and a magically animated barbecue grill.  
As you near Cobb's Knob, you smell something familiar. Following your nose, you reach a clearing in which several Knob Goblins appear to be having a barbecue.
Sometimes these things are friendly, but this one appears to be pretty aggressive.


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You hide in some nearby shrubbery, plotting your next move.
He gets the jump on you.


Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'.
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{{button|Kiss the chef}}


The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your ankle with them. You deftly sidestep.
You pucker up and approach the Knob Goblin Chef, but he sees you coming, produces a bottle of magical lighter fluid and squirts it onto the grill.


The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool.
Blue flames billow from the grill, scorching you.


It sics its grill on you, which proceeds to get all up in ''your'' grill. Ooh!
{{HP|type=lose|amount=2|element=hot}}


The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your kidney with them. It burns! It burns! Oof!
*''With [[unlit birthday cake]] in inventory:''


The grill spits hot coals at you. Your skull bursts into flames. Argh!
You pucker up and approach the Knob Goblin Chef, but he sees you coming, produces a bottle of magical lighter fluid and squirts it onto the grill.


You hit for 10 damage. ZAP! BONK! SOCKO!
Blue flames billow from the grill, scorching you. Luckily, they also scorch the novelty candles on Claude's birthday cake, which continue burning after the blue flames dissipate.
You win the fight!


You win the fight!
{{acquire|item=lit birthday cake}}
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{{HP|type=lose|amount=2|element=hot}}
[[image:meat.gif]]
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You gain 11 Meat.
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[[image:Ccheese.gif]]
{{button|Kick the chef}}
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You acquire an item: '''[[Bowl of cottage cheese]]'''
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[[image:tongs.gif]]
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You acquire an item: '''[[Knob Goblin tongs]]'''
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You gain one smarm.
Wailing "Like a banshee! Like a banshee!" over and over, you charge the chef, and get all up in his grill. Figuratively.
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{{Combat|name=Knob Goblin Barbecue Team|noline=y}}
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{{button|Abscond with some goodies}}
Like a thief in the late afternoon, you creep into the midst of the barbecue and steal the first object you lay your eyes on.
{{acquire|item=bowl of cottage cheese}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=Knob Goblin pants}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=Knob Goblin tongs}}
<center>''or''</center>
{{acquire|item=Kiss the Knob apron}}
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Occurs at [[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]].
Occurs at [[Outskirts of Cobb's Knob]].

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The apron requires you to be aware of your torso, right?


Knob Goblin BBQ
Knob Goblin BBQ

As you near Cobb's Knob, you smell something familiar. Following your nose, you reach a clearing in which several Knob Goblins appear to be having a barbecue.

You hide in some nearby shrubbery, plotting your next move.


Kiss the chef

You pucker up and approach the Knob Goblin Chef, but he sees you coming, produces a bottle of magical lighter fluid and squirts it onto the grill.

Blue flames billow from the grill, scorching you.

HPYou lose 2 hit points. (hot damage)

You pucker up and approach the Knob Goblin Chef, but he sees you coming, produces a bottle of magical lighter fluid and squirts it onto the grill.

Blue flames billow from the grill, scorching you. Luckily, they also scorch the novelty candles on Claude's birthday cake, which continue burning after the blue flames dissipate.

You acquire an item: lit birthday cake
HPYou lose 2 hit points. (hot damage)

Kick the chef

Wailing "Like a banshee! Like a banshee!" over and over, you charge the chef, and get all up in his grill. Figuratively.


Knob Goblin Barbecue Team This monster is a Goblin -- (edit metadata)

Abscond with some goodies

Like a thief in the late afternoon, you creep into the midst of the barbecue and steal the first object you lay your eyes on.

You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
or
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants
or
You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
or
You acquire an item: Kiss the Knob apron

Occurs at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.