Knob Goblin Barbecue Team

Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
Monster ID	155
Locations	Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
Hit Points	2
Attack	2
Defense	1
No-Hit	12
Initiative	60
Meat	8-12
Phylum	goblin
Elements	hot
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso, grill
Drops	bowl of cottage cheese, Knob Goblin pants, Knob Goblin tongs
Bounty	bloodstained briquette
Pickpocket	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a Knob Goblin Barbecue Team

This is a deadly combination of a neophyte Knob Goblin Chef and a magically animated barbecue grill. Sometimes these things are friendly, but this one appears to be pretty aggressive.

Hit Message(s):

It sics its grill on you, which proceeds to get all up in your grill. Ouch!

The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and grabs your <lower back> with them. It burns! It burns! Ow! (hot damage)

The grill spits hot coals at you. Your <lower back> bursts into flames. Argh! (hot damage)

The Chef gives you a severe tong-lashing. No, that's not a typo. Ooh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The chef picks up the grill and swings it in a wide circle, releasing it so it flies straight at you! You black out and wake up with grill-marks all over your face. Looks like that attack was making headlines! Ooh! Oof! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

Its grill gets all up in your grill, but you tell it it best get to steppin'.

The Chef dips his barbecue tongs into the coals of the grill, and tries to grab your <lower back> with them. You deftly sidestep.

The grill spits hot coals at you, but you stay cool.

The Chef tries to give you a tong-lashing, but you quickly dodge.

Fumble Message:

The Chef grabs the grill by the legs and swings it at you. It flies over your head and rolls over on the ground. The Chef rushes over to make sure the grill's okay, moaning "Fritz! Fritz, get up, for God's sake!" (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 8-12 Meat (average: 10, stdev: 1.15)*

You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese (60% chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants (8% chance)*

You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs (20% chance)*

• If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:

You acquire a bounty item: bloodstained briquette

(X of 8 found)

You gain 1 <substat>.

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Occurs at Outskirts of Cobb's Knob.

Notes

• Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce from about 20% of pickpocket attempts.

References

• "Fritz! Fritz, get up for God's sake!" is a quote from Ralph Bakshi's 1977 animated film Wizards.