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'''Knob Goblin Thief'''
 
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Before Ascension:
Before Ascension:
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In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.
In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.


&ldquo;Hey, man, umm, I&rsquo;m supposed to be on a diet, and, er, I&rsquo;d really appreciate it if you didn&rsquo;t tell anybody I was in here...&rdquo;
"Hey, man, umm, I'm supposed to be on a diet, and, er, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody I was in here..."


He gives you some meat to seal the deal.
He gives you some meat to seal the deal.


 
{{meat|amount=15}}
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[[image:meat.gif]] You gain 15 Meat.
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After Ascension:
After Ascension:
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In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.
In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.


&ldquo;Hey, you look familiar,&rdquo; you say. &ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t you supposed to be on a diet?&rdquo;
"Hey, you look familiar," you say. "Aren't you supposed to be on a diet?"


The Knob Goblin looks up, slightly shocked. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m on this new eating plan,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s called the Achtung Diet. I can eat whatever I want, provided I talk with a German accent while I eat.&rdquo;
The Knob Goblin looks up, slightly shocked. "I'm on this new eating plan," he says, "it's called the Achtung Diet. I can eat whatever I want, provided I talk with a German accent while I eat."


&ldquo;But, you&rsquo;re not talking with a German accent now,&rdquo; you say.
"But, you're not talking with a German accent now," you say.


&ldquo;Ach!&rdquo; he says. &ldquo;Do not tell anyone you heard me talking vithout my Cherman accent. Please? I vill get in much trouble, ja?&rdquo;
"''Ach!''" he says. "Do not tell anyone you heard me talking vithout my Cherman accent. Please? I vill get in much trouble, ja?"


He gives you some meat to seal the deal. And to deal the seals.
He gives you some meat to seal the deal. And to deal the seals.


 
{{meat|amount=15}}
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[[image:meat.gif]] You gain 15 Meat.
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Occurs at [[The Haunted Pantry]].
Occurred at [[The Haunted Pantry (Retired)]].


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Knob Goblin Thief
Knob Goblin Thief

Before Ascension:


In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.

"Hey, man, umm, I'm supposed to be on a diet, and, er, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't tell anybody I was in here..."

He gives you some meat to seal the deal.

You gain 15 Meat.

After Ascension:


In the Haunted Pantry, you encounter a rogue Knob Goblin stealing food.

"Hey, you look familiar," you say. "Aren't you supposed to be on a diet?"

The Knob Goblin looks up, slightly shocked. "I'm on this new eating plan," he says, "it's called the Achtung Diet. I can eat whatever I want, provided I talk with a German accent while I eat."

"But, you're not talking with a German accent now," you say.

"Ach!" he says. "Do not tell anyone you heard me talking vithout my Cherman accent. Please? I vill get in much trouble, ja?"

He gives you some meat to seal the deal. And to deal the seals.

You gain 15 Meat.

Occurred at The Haunted Pantry (Retired).