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Lady Linnea's Spooky Monster Truck is found in [[Crimbotown Right-About-Now]].
Lady Linnea's Spooky Monster Truck was found in [[Crimbotown Right-About-Now]] but was replaced by [[Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home (2006)|Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home]] on December 25, 2006. The same spooky toys are still available for construction though.
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<br>X [[spooky toy wheel]]
<br>X [[spooky toy wheel]]


==[[Spooky Toymaking]]==
To obtain all items, you need 7 [[spooky length of string|spooky lengths of string]], 14 [[evil googly eye]]s, 12 [[spooky stuffing|spooky wads of stuffing]], 7 [[spooky felt|spooky squares of felt]], 12 [[spooky wooden block]]s, and 10 [[spooky toy wheel]]s.


And I can make these sanity-shredding delights:
'''And I can make these sanity-shredding delights:'''
 
*[[image:crimbotop.gif|possessed top]] [[possessed top]]: (1 [[spooky wooden block]] + 1 [[spooky toy wheel]])
*[[image:ptop.gif|possessed top]] [[possessed top]]: (1 [[spooky wooden block]] + 1 [[spooky toy wheel]])
*[[image:ragdoll.gif|killer rag doll]] [[killer rag doll]]: (2 [[evil googly eye|evil googly eyes]] + 3 [[spooky stuffing|spooky wads of stuffing]] + 2 [[spooky felt|spooky squares of felt]])
*[[image:ragdoll.gif|killer rag doll]] [[killer rag doll]]: (2 [[evil googly eye|evil googly eyes]] + 3 [[spooky stuffing|spooky wads of stuffing]] + 2 [[spooky felt|spooky squares of felt]])
*[[image:evilkite.gif|tree-eating kite]] [[tree-eating kite]]: (1 [[spooky length of string]] + 1 [[spooky felt]])
*[[image:evilkite.gif|tree-eating kite]] [[tree-eating kite]]: (1 [[spooky length of string]] + 1 [[spooky felt]])
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*[[image:petrock.gif|pet rock]] [[pet rock]]: (1 [[evil googly eye]] + 1 [[spooky wooden block]])
*[[image:petrock.gif|pet rock]] [[pet rock]]: (1 [[evil googly eye]] + 1 [[spooky wooden block]])


==Toy Making Text==
==Spooky Toymaking Text==
*Successful toy making:  
*''If you don't have the items required'':
*:Lady Linnea says, "What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League? You don't have anything for me to work with. Try fighting some of my minions in the Spooky Fright Factory, if you dare.... mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
*''Successful toymaking'':  
*:You hand the parts to the Scream Queen. She says, "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHH -- Hey, that is not your cue! You stepped on my scream. Anyway, I suppose I can make some frightful playthings out of these parts. But be careful what you wish for.... mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"{{acquire|item=Linnea's Monster Truck}}
*:You hand the parts to the Scream Queen. She says, "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHH -- Hey, that is not your cue! You stepped on my scream. Anyway, I suppose I can make some frightful playthings out of these parts. But be careful what you wish for.... mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"{{acquire|item=Linnea's Monster Truck}}
*:You hand the parts to Uncle Crimbo. He tinkers around with them for a while, then says "Here ya go, kid. Have... er... fun with this, I guess."{{acquire|item=Linnea's Monster Truck}}
*No Items:
*:Lady Linnea says, "What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League? You don't have anything for me to work with. Try fighting some of my minions in the Spooky Fright Factory, if you dare.... mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
==Spooky Toymaking Ready Reference==
<center>
<TABLE CELLPADDING=3 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=1px>
<tr align="center">
  <td bgcolor="#eeeeee">'''Linnea'''</td>
  <td>{{click|image=String.gif|link=spooky length of string}}</td>
  <td>{{click|image=Woodwheel.gif|link=spooky toy wheel}}</td>
  <td>{{click|image=Tofu.gif|link=spooky wooden block}}</td>
  <td>{{click|image=Felt.gif|link=spooky felt}}</td>
  <td>{{click|image=Evileye.gif|link=evil googly eye}}</td>
  <td>{{click|image=Dough.gif|link=spooky stuffing}}</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:ptop.gif|possessed top]] [[possessed top]] </td>
  <td>0</td><td>1</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:ragdoll.gif|killer rag doll]] [[killer rag doll]] </td>
  <td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>3</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:evilkite.gif|tree-eating kite]] [[tree-eating kite]] </td>
  <td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:marionette.gif|incredibly creepy marionette]] [[incredibly creepy marionette]] </td>
  <td>2</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>0</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:maskball.gif|fancy dress ball]] [[fancy dress ball]] </td>
  <td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>1</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:sockmonk.gif|mad scientist's sock monkey]] [[mad scientist's sock monkey]] </td>
  <td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>2</td><td>3</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:stuffdopp.gif|stuffed alien blob]] [[stuffed alien blob]] </td>
  <td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>1</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:duckstring.gif|vampire duck-on-a-string]] [[vampire duck-on-a-string]] </td>
  <td>1</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>0</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:train.gif|toy crazy train]] [[toy crazy train]] </td>
  <td>2</td><td>6</td><td>3</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:razoryoyo.gif|razor-tipped yo-yo]] [[razor-tipped yo-yo]] </td>
  <td>1</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:soldier.gif|toy mercenary]] [[toy mercenary]] </td>
  <td>0</td><td>0</td><td>3</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>0</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:teddybear.gif|evil teddy bear]] [[evil teddy bear]] </td>
  <td>0</td><td>0</td><td>0</td><td>2</td><td>2</td><td>4</td>
</tr>
<tr align="center">
  <td align="left"> [[image:petrock.gif|pet rock]] [[pet rock]] </td>
  <td>0</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>0</td><td>1</td><td>0</td>
</tr>
</table>
</center>


==Notes==
==Notes==
*To obtain all items, you need 7 [[spooky length of string|spooky lengths of string]], 14 [[evil googly eye]]s, 12 [[spooky stuffing|spooky wads of stuffing]], 7 [[spooky felt|spooky squares of felt]], 12 [[spooky wooden block]]s, and 10 [[spooky toy wheel]]s.
*Despite Jick's dislike of the number, there are [[thirteen|13]] spooky toys that can be made. This is because the 14th toy from Crimbo 2005, the [[doll house]], does not have a Crimboween counterpart.
*Despite Jick's dislike of the number, there are [[thirteen|13]] spooky toys that can be made. This is because the 14th toy from Crimbo 2005, the [[doll house]], does not have a Crimboween counterpart.
*On December 25, 2006, this was replaced with [[Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home]].  The same spooky toys are still available for construction, and the text is:
:Hey, how's it going! I'm feeling much, much better since my vacation. Once I get my bearings back, I'll put Crimbo Town back the way it was, but for now, I figure I'll just let Linnea's minions continue to work.


==References==
==References==

Latest revision as of 00:31, 28 April 2025

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Lady Linnea's Spooky Monster Truck
Lady Linnea's Spooky Monster Truck

Lady Linnea's Spooky Monster Truck was found in Crimbotown Right-About-Now but was replaced by Uncle Crimbo's Mobile Home on December 25, 2006. The same spooky toys are still available for construction though.

Lady Linnea

AIIIIIEEEE! I mean, welcome, adventurer, to my bone-chilling Crimboween! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

You've managed to scrounge:
X spooky length of string
X evil googly eye
X spooky stuffing
X spooky felt
X spooky wooden block
X spooky toy wheel

Spooky Toymaking

To obtain all items, you need 7 spooky lengths of string, 14 evil googly eyes, 12 spooky wads of stuffing, 7 spooky squares of felt, 12 spooky wooden blocks, and 10 spooky toy wheels.

And I can make these sanity-shredding delights:

Spooky Toymaking Text

  • If you don't have the items required:
    Lady Linnea says, "What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League? You don't have anything for me to work with. Try fighting some of my minions in the Spooky Fright Factory, if you dare.... mwa-ha-ha-ha!"
  • Successful toymaking:
    You hand the parts to the Scream Queen. She says, "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHH -- Hey, that is not your cue! You stepped on my scream. Anyway, I suppose I can make some frightful playthings out of these parts. But be careful what you wish for.... mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
    You acquire an item: Spooky Toy

Notes

  • Despite Jick's dislike of the number, there are 13 spooky toys that can be made. This is because the 14th toy from Crimbo 2005, the doll house, does not have a Crimboween counterpart.

References

  • Linnea's line, "What is this, Midnight Wimp Bowling League?" is a reference to the movie "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama," starring one of the most famous scream queens of all time, Linnea Quigley (after whom Linnea herself is named).
  • The line "Hey, that is not your cue! You stepped on my scream" is a reference to the same line Linnea Quigley utters in the movie "The Guyver" in which she plays, ironically, a character named "The Scream Queen".
  • A "monster truck" is a vehicle (usually a pickup truck) which has been modified to have oversized wheels and suspension and is used in racing and other motorsport competitions. In this case Linnea has a literal "monster truck".
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