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I guess he's kind of the anti-Billy-Joel. | I guess he's kind of the anti-Billy-Joel. | ||
|hit= | |hit=He lights a fire under you. No, not metaphorically. {{ouch|4}} | ||
| | He lights your pants on fire, and no, I'm not lying. {{ouch|4}} | ||
| | He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. {{ouch|4}} {{element|hot}} | ||
|fumble= | You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your {{part}} on fire. {{ouch|4}} | ||
|critical=He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you ''on'' fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. {{ouch|4}} {{element|hot}} | |||
|miss=You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your {{part}} on fire. | |||
He tries to light your pants on fire, but you make sure to only tell him the truth. | |||
He lights a fire under you. Fortunately, he was being metaphorical, and just motivates you to finish your work. | |||
He starts to light you on fire, but the time to hesitate isn't through yet. | |||
|fumble=He decides to be really stingy and just light you a fire, so you'll be warm for a day, rather than lighting you ''on'' fire so you'll be warm for the rest of your life. What a jerk! | |||
}} | |||
{{acquire|item=Crimbuck|num=8-12}} | |||
{{acquire|item=herringcello|chance=5%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=penguin focaccia bread|chance=5%}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Crimbo | Occurs at [[Don Crimbo's Compound]]. | ||
==References== | |||
*Unlike this penguin, [[Wikipedia:Billy Joel|Billy Joel]] [[Wikipedia:We Didn't Start the Fire|didn't start the fire]]. | |||
*The messages starting with "You know that it would be untrue" are an almost exact quote from [[Wikipedia:The Doors|The Doors']] song [[Wikipedia:Light My Fire|Light My Fire]], though it's more likely to be a reference to [[Wikipedia:The Dead Milkmen|The Dead Milkmen]] song "If You Love Someone, Set Them on Fire," which has the line "You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, If I were to say to you I did not set your house on fire." | |||
*The hit and miss messages involving lighting your pants on fire come from the children's rhyme, "liar, liar, pants on fire". | |||
* The critical hit and fumble messages reference an oft-quoted - most famously in [[Wikipedia:Terry Pratchett|Terry Pratchett]]'s [[Wikipedia:Discworld|Discworld]] series - humorous proverb. | |||
* Can still be encountered through use of the [[Deck of Every Card]], via the Suit Warehouse Discount Card. | |||
Latest revision as of 18:11, 6 December 2023
| Mob Penguin Arsonist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 905 |
| Locations | Don Crimbo's Compound |
| Hit Points | Scales to 0.75*buffed Muscle |
| Attack | Scales to buffed Moxie |
| Defense | Scales to buffed Muscle |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | penguin |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | body, flipper, foot, head |
| Drops | Crimbuck, herringcello, penguin focaccia bread |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Mob Penguin ArsonistThis penguin is responsible for starting the fires in businesses that fail to pay the Don protection money, or in buildings that the Don wants to torch for insurance purposes (or insurance porpoises, as dolphins are known for engaging in that line of work).
I guess he's kind of the anti-Billy-Joel.
Hit Message(s):
He lights a fire under you. No, not metaphorically. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ow!
He lights your pants on fire, and no, I'm not lying. Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Eek!
He decides the time to hesitate is through, and lights you on fire. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Oof! (hot damage)
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, he didn't light your <head> on fire. Ow! Eek! Ouch! Ooh!
He knows that if he lights you a fire, you'll be warm for a day, but if he lights you on fire, you'll be warm for the rest of your life. So, really, he's just trying to be more efficient. Oof! Ugh! Eek! Eek! (hot damage)
You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, if I were to say to you, that he lit your <head> on fire.
He tries to light your pants on fire, but you make sure to only tell him the truth.
He lights a fire under you. Fortunately, he was being metaphorical, and just motivates you to finish your work.
He starts to light you on fire, but the time to hesitate isn't through yet.
He decides to be really stingy and just light you a fire, so you'll be warm for a day, rather than lighting you on fire so you'll be warm for the rest of your life. What a jerk! (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 8−12 Crimbux |
 | You acquire an item: herringcello (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: penguin focaccia bread (5% chance)* |
Occurs at Don Crimbo's Compound.
References
- Unlike this penguin, Billy Joel didn't start the fire.
- The messages starting with "You know that it would be untrue" are an almost exact quote from The Doors' song Light My Fire, though it's more likely to be a reference to The Dead Milkmen song "If You Love Someone, Set Them on Fire," which has the line "You know that it would be untrue, you know that I would be a liar, If I were to say to you I did not set your house on fire."
- The hit and miss messages involving lighting your pants on fire come from the children's rhyme, "liar, liar, pants on fire".
- The critical hit and fumble messages reference an oft-quoted - most famously in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series - humorous proverb.
- Can still be encountered through use of the Deck of Every Card, via the Suit Warehouse Discount Card.
