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desc=When taxidermists prepare a moose head for mounting, they have to scoop out the brain, and sometimes they run out of wadded-up newspaper, so they have to fill the cavity with moose thoughts written on scraps of paper.| | desc=When taxidermists prepare a moose head for mounting, they have to scoop out the brain, and sometimes they run out of wadded-up newspaper, so they have to fill the cavity with moose thoughts written on scraps of paper.| | ||
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==When Used== | ==When Used== | ||
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text=| | text=You read the slip of paper:<p> | ||
{{{!}} cellpadding="10" style="border: 1px solid black; font-size: 8pt" | |||
{{!}}- | |||
{{!}} <random thought> | |||
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effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Moose Wisdom|duration=10}}}} | effect={{acquireEffect|effect=Moose Wisdom|duration=10}}}} | ||
==Notes== | |||
*Thoughts are selected from the following: | |||
**I should rub my antlers against <a/an> <animal>. | |||
**I'll bet it's really embarrassing when porcupines are on a first date and they have stuff caught in their quills. | |||
**If I ever woke up and found I'd changed into <a/an> <animal>, the first thing I would do is get a drink of water. Because that's what I always do first thing in the morning. | |||
**If the plural of "moose" is "moose," then I think geese are getting away with something. | |||
**If you ever see a dead <animal> fall out of a tree, you should catch it in your antlers, because, hey, free <animal>. | |||
**It's easy to sit there and say that you'd like to have more <food>. And that's what I like about it; it's easy to just sitting there, rocking, wanting more <food>. | |||
**Is there anything better than some nice <food> in the morning? I mean, assuming you're not a stuffed head mounted on a wall, or anything. | |||
**One thing young moose like is to be tricked. This one time, I told my nephew that we were going to the watering hole, but instead I took him to this dried-out patch of ground and said, "oh, no, the watering hole dried up!" He started crying, but deep down, I could tell he thought it was a pretty good joke. | |||
**Sometimes I wish I were <a/an> <animal>. Then I realize that they probably wish they were moose. And with good reason. | |||
**You know what I hate about <animal>? They're always sashaying around like they're god's gift to <animal>. | |||
**You know what'd be worse than being a stuffed head mounted on a wall? A sentient stuffed head, able to think and reason but not move. Yeah, that'd be the worst. | |||
*<animal> can be one of: | |||
**antelope | |||
**ape | |||
**armadillo | |||
**badger | |||
**beaver | |||
**cheetah | |||
**coyote | |||
**eagle | |||
**elk | |||
**field mouse | |||
**fox | |||
**grouse | |||
**ibex | |||
**loris | |||
**marmoset | |||
**moose | |||
**otter | |||
**owl | |||
**porcupine | |||
**quail | |||
**rabbit | |||
**robin | |||
**skunk | |||
**sloth | |||
**wolf | |||
*<food> can be one of: | |||
**bark | |||
**berries | |||
**grass | |||
**hay | |||
**lichen | |||
**moss | |||
**roots | |||
==Collection== | ==Collection== | ||
<collection></collection> | <collection>7341</collection> | ||
Latest revision as of 22:45, 13 July 2019
moose thought
When taxidermists prepare a moose head for mounting, they have to scoop out the brain, and sometimes they run out of wadded-up newspaper, so they have to fill the cavity with moose thoughts written on scraps of paper.
Type: potion
Selling Price: 62 Meat.
Effect: Moose Wisdom (10 Adventures)Mysticality +20
(In-game plural: moose thoughts)
Obtained From
When Used
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| You read the slip of paper:
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Notes
- Thoughts are selected from the following:
- I should rub my antlers against <a/an> <animal>.
- I'll bet it's really embarrassing when porcupines are on a first date and they have stuff caught in their quills.
- If I ever woke up and found I'd changed into <a/an> <animal>, the first thing I would do is get a drink of water. Because that's what I always do first thing in the morning.
- If the plural of "moose" is "moose," then I think geese are getting away with something.
- If you ever see a dead <animal> fall out of a tree, you should catch it in your antlers, because, hey, free <animal>.
- It's easy to sit there and say that you'd like to have more <food>. And that's what I like about it; it's easy to just sitting there, rocking, wanting more <food>.
- Is there anything better than some nice <food> in the morning? I mean, assuming you're not a stuffed head mounted on a wall, or anything.
- One thing young moose like is to be tricked. This one time, I told my nephew that we were going to the watering hole, but instead I took him to this dried-out patch of ground and said, "oh, no, the watering hole dried up!" He started crying, but deep down, I could tell he thought it was a pretty good joke.
- Sometimes I wish I were <a/an> <animal>. Then I realize that they probably wish they were moose. And with good reason.
- You know what I hate about <animal>? They're always sashaying around like they're god's gift to <animal>.
- You know what'd be worse than being a stuffed head mounted on a wall? A sentient stuffed head, able to think and reason but not move. Yeah, that'd be the worst.
- <animal> can be one of:
- antelope
- ape
- armadillo
- badger
- beaver
- cheetah
- coyote
- eagle
- elk
- field mouse
- fox
- grouse
- ibex
- loris
- marmoset
- moose
- otter
- owl
- porcupine
- quail
- rabbit
- robin
- skunk
- sloth
- wolf
- <food> can be one of:
- bark
- berries
- grass
- hay
- lichen
- moss
- roots
Collection
- 🥇: MooseBlaster (#2807353) - 17,731
- 🥈: JoshuaKing (#2936579) - 4,047
- 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 3,348
- #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 1,360
- #5: camil77 (#2685765) - 1,033
- #6: Kingdom Comics (#2278896) - 1,000
- #7: Paco Johnson (#836091) - 850
- #8: Athanatos (#1388112) - 845
- #9: whizdad (#443313) - 559
- #10: MotherMary13 (#627276) - 528
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