Moose thought

moose thought

When taxidermists prepare a moose head for mounting, they have to scoop out the brain, and sometimes they run out of wadded-up newspaper, so they have to fill the cavity with moose thoughts written on scraps of paper.

Type: potion
Selling Price: 62 Meat.
Effect: Moose Wisdom (10 Adventures)Mysticality +20

(In-game plural: moose thoughts)

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Item number: 7341
Description ID: 699156790
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Obtained From

The Haunted Storage Room

stuffed moose head

When Used

You read the slip of paper: <random thought>

You acquire an effect: Moose Wisdom (duration: 10 Adventures)

Notes

• Thoughts are selected from the following:
  • I should rub my antlers against <a/an> <animal>.
  • I'll bet it's really embarrassing when porcupines are on a first date and they have stuff caught in their quills.
  • If I ever woke up and found I'd changed into <a/an> <animal>, the first thing I would do is get a drink of water. Because that's what I always do first thing in the morning.
  • If the plural of "moose" is "moose," then I think geese are getting away with something.
  • If you ever see a dead <animal> fall out of a tree, you should catch it in your antlers, because, hey, free <animal>.
  • It's easy to sit there and say that you'd like to have more <food>. And that's what I like about it; it's easy to just sitting there, rocking, wanting more <food>.
  • Is there anything better than some nice <food> in the morning? I mean, assuming you're not a stuffed head mounted on a wall, or anything.
  • One thing young moose like is to be tricked. This one time, I told my nephew that we were going to the watering hole, but instead I took him to this dried-out patch of ground and said, "oh, no, the watering hole dried up!" He started crying, but deep down, I could tell he thought it was a pretty good joke.
  • Sometimes I wish I were <a/an> <animal>. Then I realize that they probably wish they were moose. And with good reason.
  • You know what I hate about <animal>? They're always sashaying around like they're god's gift to <animal>.
  • You know what'd be worse than being a stuffed head mounted on a wall? A sentient stuffed head, able to think and reason but not move. Yeah, that'd be the worst.
• <animal> can be one of:
  • antelope
  • ape
  • armadillo
  • badger
  • beaver
  • cheetah
  • coyote
  • eagle
  • elk
  • field mouse
  • fox
  • grouse
  • ibex
  • loris
  • marmoset
  • moose
  • otter
  • owl
  • porcupine
  • quail
  • rabbit
  • robin
  • skunk
  • sloth
  • wolf
• <food> can be one of:
  • bark
  • berries
  • grass
  • hay
  • lichen
  • moss
  • roots

Collection

• 🥇: MooseBlaster (#2807353) - 17,731
• 🥈: JoshuaKing (#2936579) - 4,047
• 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 3,348
• #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 1,360
• #5: camil77 (#2685765) - 1,033
• #6: Kingdom Comics (#2278896) - 1,000
• #7: Paco Johnson (#836091) - 850
• #8: Athanatos (#1388112) - 845
• #9: whizdad (#443313) - 559
• #10: MotherMary13 (#627276) - 528

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