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[[image:heydeze4.gif|center|Nervewrecker's Store]]
[[image:heydeze4.gif|center|Nervewrecker's Store]]


Located in sunny [[Hey Deze]], Nervewrecker will sell you various crafting items at discount prices. Only players who have [[ascension|ascended]] with a [[Bad Moon]] [[zodiac sign]] can access this store.
[[Nervewrecker's Store]] is located in sunny [[Hey Deze]]. Nervewrecker will sell you various crafting items at discount prices. Only players who have [[ascension|ascended]] with a [[Bad Moon]] [[zodiac sign]] can access this store.


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I will take you on an earthshattering hellride. And then I will sell you these fine items. I hope the store does not collapse on me while I sell you these fine items.</td></tr></table>
 
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==Items Sold==
==Items Sold==
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{{StoreItem|item=cocktailcrafting kit|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=E-Z Cook Oven™|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=Dramatic™ range|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=tenderizing hammer|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=tenderizing hammer|price=500}}
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==References==
*Nervewrecker is the name that cult schizophrenic Chicago keyboard musician [[Wikipedia:Wesley Willis|Wesley Willis]] gave to one of his "demon voices."
*Nervewrecker's speech upon entering the store contains references to Wesley Willis. "Hellride" is a reference to "Warhellride," the term Willis used to describe encounters with demons on the Chicago city buses. The store collapsing on him is a reference to a quote Willis made upon jumping on top of a table at the start of a concert attended by Jick: "I hope this table does not collapse on me during my rock 'n roll jam session!"
*"For Your Idle Hands" is a reference to the sayings "The devil makes work for idle hands," and "Idle hands are the devil's workshop, and idle minds his tools."


[[Category:NPC Stores]]
[[Category:NPC Stores]]

Latest revision as of 09:26, 9 September 2010

Nervewrecker's Store
Nervewrecker's Store

Nervewrecker's Store is located in sunny Hey Deze. Nervewrecker will sell you various crafting items at discount prices. Only players who have ascended with a Bad Moon zodiac sign can access this store.


Nervewrecker I will take you on an earthshattering hellride. And then I will sell you these fine items. I hope the store does not collapse on me while I sell you these fine items.

Items Sold

Item: Price:
— For Your Idle Hands —
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 500 Meat
Dramatic™ range 500 Meat
tenderizing hammer 500 Meat


References

  • Nervewrecker is the name that cult schizophrenic Chicago keyboard musician Wesley Willis gave to one of his "demon voices."
  • Nervewrecker's speech upon entering the store contains references to Wesley Willis. "Hellride" is a reference to "Warhellride," the term Willis used to describe encounters with demons on the Chicago city buses. The store collapsing on him is a reference to a quote Willis made upon jumping on top of a table at the start of a concert attended by Jick: "I hope this table does not collapse on me during my rock 'n roll jam session!"
  • "For Your Idle Hands" is a reference to the sayings "The devil makes work for idle hands," and "Idle hands are the devil's workshop, and idle minds his tools."