New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel

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New and Improved CRIMBCO Reconstituted Gruel

Let's get this straight once and for all: it's 'new' because it's a new product, but it's also 'improved' because it's based on a previous product that wasn't as good. There's no contradiction. Stick to making jokes about how women drive like this and men drive like this, funny guy. Anyway, this is a bucket full of soupy oatmeal. Enjoy.

Type: food (decent)
Size: 4
Cost: 75 Meat

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When Consumed

You eat the New and Improved Gruel. It's a little heartier than regular gruel, but certainly not any tastier. Still, it's chock full of neurochemicals.

You gain 7-8 Adventures. (avg. 7.5)

Boredom -20%

(You gain 4 Fullness.)

Notes

• Available from the CRIMBCO Cafeteria during Crimbo 2010.
• Consumed immediately upon purchase.