Orcish Frat Boy (Pledge)

Orcish Frat Boy
Monster ID	64
Locations	Orcish Frat House
Hit Points	30
Attack	41
Defense	36
No-Hit	51
Initiative	60
Meat	24-36
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	bottle of vodka, deodorant, frilly skirt, Orcish frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz
Bounty	empty aftershave bottle
Pickpocket	packet of beer nuts
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an Orcish Frat Boy

This is an Orcish Frat Boy. This frat boy is still a pledge, and thus must wear a French Maid's outfit and dust the frathouse (when you think dust, think Pledge).

Hit Message(s):

He hits you in the <thigh> with his feather duster. It tickles and hurts at the same time. Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Ouch!

He pulls up his french maid's skirt and flashes a little leg. You feel a sharp searing pain behind your eyes. Ooh! Ouch! Ouch! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He pulls out a bra and says, "hey, bra, put on this bra, bra." It's not the right size and the underwire pinches. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

He dusts a shelf with his feather duster (which is odd, because the shelf doesn't have any feathers on it), and flicks the dust at you. You sneeze and bang your head into the wall. Eek! Eek! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

He tickles you with his feather duster. You laugh until you pull something. Ow! Ugh! Eek! Oof! (sleaze damage)

He smashes you with his beer mug. Now you know how a pub table feels. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! Oof! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He quickly whips off his french maid outfit and puts it on you. A gang of frat boys surrounds you and paddles you until they lose interest. Argh! Argh! Ouch! Argh! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hit you with his feather duster, but just ends up tickling you silly.

He starts to hike up his french maid's skirt, but you avert your eyes before the damage can be done.

He tries to put a bra on you, but you say "No thanks, bra."

He flicks dust from his duster at you, but you remain undusted.

He tries to smash you with his mug, but you avoid the mug shot.

He tries to tickle you with his feather duster, but you avoid the tickling.

Fumble Message:

He spins around, ready to assault you with his feather duster, but trips over his high heels and falls flat on his face. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (20.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: deodorant (5.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: frilly skirt (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: Orcish frat-paddle (6.5% chance)*

You acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz (20.1% chance)*

• If you are on the appropriate bounty hunt:

You acquire an item: empty aftershave bottle (100% chance)*

You gain 10-11 <substat>.

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Occurs at Orcish Frat House.

Notes

• Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a packet of beer nuts from about 15% of pickpocket attempts.

References

• "When you think dust, think Pledge" is the slogan for household cleaner Pledge dusting spray, and a pun on the frat boy being a pledge.