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| ==Description==
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| |'''Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision''' is a sidequest in the [[Mysterious Island Quest]]. Bandits from [[The Themthar Hills]] have stolen all the meat from the nunnery, and the nuns need your help getting it back. The nunnery can initially only be accessed while wearing the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]. It becomes available while wearing the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] after a sufficient number of Hippies have been killed.
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| ==Tasks==
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| *Visit the nunnery and talk to one of the nuns. She'll tell you about the bandits.
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| *Go to [[The Themthar Hills]] and start fighting bandits. They drop thousands of meat, but don't get too excited. Any meat you win will be collected by the nuns at the end of battle.
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| *The bandits have stolen 100,000 meat in total. You can tell how much you've collected by the message at the end of battle:
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| |colspan="2" |Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says.
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| !0-24,999 meat:
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| |"Almost all of the Meat is still in the hands of those bandits -- please continue your efforts!"
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| !25,000-49,999 meat:
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| |"You've recovered a good portion of the stolen Meat, but there's still plenty left."
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| !50,000-74,999 meat:
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| |"You've recovered more than half of what was stolen, Adventurer! It won't be long now!"
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| !75,000-99,999 meat:
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| ||"You're almost done! It won't be long now until all of the Meat is recovered!"
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| !100,000 meat:
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| |"I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
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| *Anything that [[Meat_from_Monsters|increase meat drops]] will make this quest go more quickly.
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| *Once you recover all 100,000 meat, the nuns will thank you and ask how they can help.
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| ==Reward==
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| *If you finished as a Hippy, they will heal up to 1000 HP up to three times a day.
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| *If you finished as a Frat Boy, they will heal up to 1000 HP and 1000 MP up to three times a day.
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| *You can come here for healing even after the war is over.
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| ==Text==
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| ''Visiting the nunnery without wearing soldier fatigues:''
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| :"Sorry, Adventurer, but we're in the middle of something of a crisis, here, and we're waiting for the soldiers to come help us."
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| ''Visiting the nunnery in war fatigues:''
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| :"Oh, thank Heavens you've arrived! We need help, soldier! Most desperately!"
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| :"Calm down, calm down," you say, "what's the problem?"
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| :"This morning, when Sister Medulla went to put the daily donation deposit in our safe, she found that it was empty! Those filthy, thieving, dirty rotten bandits from the Themthar Hills have stolen all of our Meat!
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| :We'd be ever so grateful if you'd get it back for us."
| | [[Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision]] is located on both the wartime and the peaceful [[The Mysterious Island of Mystery|Mysterious Island of Mystery]]. During the war, it can initially only be accessed while wearing the [[War Hippy Fatigues]]. It becomes available while wearing the [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]] after 192 members of the Hippy army have been killed. |
| ''After collecting all 100,000 meat in [[War Hippy Fatigues]]:''
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| :Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
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| :"Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a hospital for our wounded troops."
| | This area contains the following locations: |
| | | *[[The Themthar Hills]] |
| :"Consider it done," she says. "Stop by whenever you need healing, and we'll be glad to assist you."
| | *[[Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision (Nunnery)]] |
| ''Subsequent visits:''
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| :"Hello, weary Adventurer! Please, allow us to tend to your wounds." | |
| ''After collecting all 100,000 meat in [[Frat Warrior Fatigues]]:''
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| :Sister <name> approaches you and takes the Meat. "Thank you for recovering this Meat!" she says. "I think this is the last of it! However can we repay you for your assistance?"
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| "Well," you say, "it would really help the war effort if your convent could serve as a massage parlor. Y'know... to help our troops relax."
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| :"Consider it done," she says, winking. "Stop by whenever you're feeling tense, and one of our sisters will take care of you."
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| ''Subsequent visits:''
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| :"Adventurer! You look so... so tense! Please, allow us to use our skilled hands to give you a refreshing massage."
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| ''Trying to return to The Themthar Hills after all the meat has been retrieved:''
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| :You've already retrieved all of the stolen Meat
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| ==Notes== | | ==Notes== |
| *Sisters don`t take meat you gain with the help of cocoabo, meat vortex or black plastic eggs. | | *The Sisters at the [[Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision (Nunnery)|Nunnery]] will ask you to help them [[Recover the Sisters' Meat|recover their meat]], and if you do so, they will reward you with daily [[HP]]/[[MP]] restorations. |
| | *The maximum restoration per healing seems to be 1000 points. |
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| ==References== | | ==References== |
| *The nuns at the church/field hospital are named after parts of the brain. | | *The name of this location is a reference to [[Wikipedia:Our Lady of Perpetual Help|Our Lady of Perpetual Succour]]. |
| *The [[Wikipedia:Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence|Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence]] are self-described 21st century nuns for the [[Wikipedia:Queer |queer]] communities.
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Our Lady of Perpetual Indecision is located on both the wartime and the peaceful Mysterious Island of Mystery. During the war, it can initially only be accessed while wearing the War Hippy Fatigues. It becomes available while wearing the Frat Warrior Fatigues after 192 members of the Hippy army have been killed.
This area contains the following locations:
Notes
- The Sisters at the Nunnery will ask you to help them recover their meat, and if you do so, they will reward you with daily HP/MP restorations.
- The maximum restoration per healing seems to be 1000 points.
References
