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itemid=| | itemid=3784| | ||
descid=| | descid=891376534| | ||
desc=?| | desc=This is a shimmering blob of ricotta cheese, only instead of milk, it's made with ectoplasm. Which has some of the same properties of milk, you know, so you can still make cheese with it, it's just ghost . . . cheese . . .bah. Anyway, it looks a lot like tasty, tasty brrrains -- that must be why the zmobie was carrying it. | ||
Man, if only this were a paranormal regatta, instead. That'd be way easier to describe. "This is a bunch of ships crewed by ghosts, and they're about to race." See? Easy.| | |||
type=usable| | type=usable| | ||
autosell= | autosell=300| | ||
notrade=1| | notrade=1| | ||
class=pm}} | |||
==Obtained From== | ==Obtained From== | ||
;[[]] | ;Obsoleted Areas/Methods | ||
:[[corpulent zobmie]] | ;:;[[The Defiled Alcove]] | ||
:::[[corpulent zobmie]] | |||
:::[[grave rober zmobie]] | |||
;:;[[The Misspelled Cemetary (Post-Cyrpt)]] | |||
:::[[corpulent zobmie]] | |||
:::[[grave rober zmobie]] | |||
==When Used== | ==When Used== | ||
*''When used from inventory as a [[Pastamancer]] with a [[Pasta Thralls|Pasta Thrall]] active:'' | |||
<center>You hold the paranormal ricotta aloft and convert it into raw psychic energy, which <thrall> consumes.</center> | |||
*''Otherwise:'' | |||
<center>You're not really sure what to do with this thing...</center> | |||
==Notes== | |||
* Adds 10 experience to your current [[Pasta Thralls|Pasta Thrall]]. | |||
* Will be consumed even if your Pasta Thrall is already at the max of Lvl. 10. | |||
== History == | |||
Prior to the [[Peripatetic Pasta|Pastamancer Revamp]] on November 14, 2013, this was used to establish a link to a [[Lasagmbie/Old|Lasagmbie]], a [[Pasta Guardian]]. It gave the following messages when used: | |||
*''First use from inventory as a [[Pastamancer]]:'' | *''First use from inventory as a [[Pastamancer]]:'' | ||
{{useitem| | {{useitem| | ||
text=?}} | text=You hold the paranormal ricotta tightly in your fist. Then you catch it with your other hand as it squeezes through your fingers in a thoroughly disgusting fashion, and hold it in your cupped hands. Once you're sure it's not going to ooze through your fingers again, you close your eyes and meditate, guiding your spirit to the astral plane (after waiting in the tedious astral security line and removing your astral shoes for the astral metal detector). "Ohhhhhm," you chant. "Ohhhhm on the rrraaaange. . ." | ||
"Brrrrraaaains?" A voice says. | |||
"No, I said 'range,'" you say. "It was a meditation joke. Never mind. I don't have a corporeal body on this astral plane, so I don't have any brrrraaaains right now." | |||
"Brrrraaaains?" the voice says again. | |||
"No, no brrraaaains here. It's like Congress, amirite?" | |||
"BRRRRAAAAIIIINS!" | |||
"Okay, I'll tell you what," you say. "if I give you a corporeal form, will you inhabit it and do my bidding? Then you can have some brrraaaains. What do you say?" | |||
"Brrraaaaains." | |||
"Good, then, it's settled. What should I call you when I summon you?" | |||
"<name>." | |||
"Okay. See you on the other side, <name>."}} | |||
*''Subsequent uses as a [[Pastamancer]]:'' | *''Subsequent uses as a [[Pastamancer]]:'' | ||
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text=You have no idea what to do with this thing.}} | text=You have no idea what to do with this thing.}} | ||
== | ==See Also== | ||
* | * [[Pasta Thralls]] | ||
* [[Pasta Guardians]] | |||
==Collection== | ==Collection== | ||
<collection></collection> | <collection>3784</collection> | ||
Latest revision as of 17:59, 2 March 2023
paranormal ricotta
This is a shimmering blob of ricotta cheese, only instead of milk, it's made with ectoplasm. Which has some of the same properties of milk, you know, so you can still make cheese with it, it's just ghost . . . cheese . . .bah. Anyway, it looks a lot like tasty, tasty brrrains -- that must be why the zmobie was carrying it.
Man, if only this were a paranormal regatta, instead. That'd be way easier to describe. "This is a bunch of ships crewed by ghosts, and they're about to race." See? Easy.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 300 Meat.
Cannot be traded
Only Pastamancers may use this item.
(In-game plural: blobs of paranormal ricotta)
Obtained From
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
When Used
- When used from inventory as a Pastamancer with a Pasta Thrall active:
- Otherwise:
Notes
- Adds 10 experience to your current Pasta Thrall.
- Will be consumed even if your Pasta Thrall is already at the max of Lvl. 10.
History
Prior to the Pastamancer Revamp on November 14, 2013, this was used to establish a link to a Lasagmbie, a Pasta Guardian. It gave the following messages when used:
- First use from inventory as a Pastamancer:
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| You hold the paranormal ricotta tightly in your fist. Then you catch it with your other hand as it squeezes through your fingers in a thoroughly disgusting fashion, and hold it in your cupped hands. Once you're sure it's not going to ooze through your fingers again, you close your eyes and meditate, guiding your spirit to the astral plane (after waiting in the tedious astral security line and removing your astral shoes for the astral metal detector). "Ohhhhhm," you chant. "Ohhhhm on the rrraaaange. . ."
"Brrrrraaaains?" A voice says. "No, I said 'range,'" you say. "It was a meditation joke. Never mind. I don't have a corporeal body on this astral plane, so I don't have any brrrraaaains right now." "Brrrraaaains?" the voice says again. "No, no brrraaaains here. It's like Congress, amirite?" "BRRRRAAAAIIIINS!" "Okay, I'll tell you what," you say. "if I give you a corporeal form, will you inhabit it and do my bidding? Then you can have some brrraaaains. What do you say?" "Brrraaaaains." "Good, then, it's settled. What should I call you when I summon you?" "<name>." "Okay. See you on the other side, <name>." |
- Subsequent uses as a Pastamancer:
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| Using this item will sever your connection with <name>. Are you sure you want to do this? |
- Otherwise:
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| You have no idea what to do with this thing. |
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: Mme_Defarge (#307559) - 286
- 🥈: whizdad (#443313) - 194
- 🥉: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
- #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 86
- #5: barozz (#937282) - 60
- #6: yawgm8th (#351477) - 47
- #7: Artie Effham (#976900) - 34
- #8: Jesusisagurl (#1992917), Magister30 (#1577341) - 30
- #10: WeatherWarrior (#1246080) - 28
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