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desc=This is an ancient, aerodynamic spear, which someone made fairly recently in prehistoric times. It's one of those time travel wossnames -- paradoxes, yeah, that's it. Anyway, it's basically a stick with a tooth stuck to one end of it. If you have a wooly mammoth to slay, it's your best option.| | desc=This is an ancient, aerodynamic spear, which someone made fairly recently in prehistoric times. It's one of those time travel wossnames -- paradoxes, yeah, that's it. Anyway, it's basically a stick with a tooth stuck to one end of it. If you have a wooly mammoth to slay, it's your best option.| | ||
type=ranged weapon (1-handed | type=ranged weapon (1-handed spear)| | ||
power=100| | power=100| | ||
powertype=Damage| | |||
stat=Moxie| | stat=Moxie| | ||
statreq=35| | statreq=35| | ||
autosell=25| | autosell=25| | ||
enchantment= | enchantment=+5% chance of Critical Hit}} | ||
==Recipe== | ==Recipe== | ||
{| class="recipe" | |||
|- class="row1" | |||
! {{toolmaker}} | |||
| 1 [[stick]] | |||
| 1 [[tooth]] | |||
|- class="row2" | |||
! {{equals}} | |||
| colspan="2" | [[prehistoric spear]] | |||
< | |} | ||
< | |||
==Messages== | |||
*''[[Player Hit Messages|Weapon-Specific Hit Messages]]'': | |||
{{Hit Message|Eegah! Looks like you hit <it> for X damage with a well-tossed spear.}} | |||
{{Hit Message|You shout, "tonga nala tonga!" and hurl your prehistoric spear at <it>. The spear spears <it> like Britney, doing X damage.}} | |||
{{Hit Message|You throw your caveman spear at <it>, doing X damage. Let's hope no one unfreezes any caveman lawyers to sue you for that.}} | |||
{{Hit Message|You throw your prehistoric spear at <it>, beating <its> ass back into the Pleistocene for X damage.}} | |||
{{Hit Message|You throw your prehistoric spear at <it>, raising <its> spear factor by X points.}} | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
*The use of the word "wossnames" could | *The use of the word "wossnames" could refer to Sandman #18, "A Midsummer Night's Dream", in which the fairy Peaseblossom refers to his portrayal in Shakespeare's play, saying, "It's one of those wossnames -- travelogue? Nah... Travesty. That's it." Neil Gaiman later referred to the use of the word "travelogue", which didn't exist in Shakespeare's time, as an anachronistic paradox suited to a fairy, who lives outside the timestream. | ||
*The use of the word "wossnames" and the phrase "made quite recently in prehistoric times" could also be a reference to the ''Discworld'' novel ''The Last Continent'', in which Rincewind goes to an Australia-like land and has it explained to him by a talking kangaroo how everything there is ancient, but wasn't there the day before. | |||
*"Eegah!", from one of the hit messages, is a reference to the 1962 movie of the same name, ''[[Wikipedia:Eegah|Eegah!]]'', which starred Richard Kiel as a caveman. | |||
*"Let's hope nobody unfreezes any caveman lawyers", from one of the hit messages, is a reference to the "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" sketch from ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]''. | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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==Collection== | ==Collection== | ||
<collection> | <collection>2115</collection> | ||
[[Category:Ranged Weapons]] | [[Category:Ranged Weapons]] | ||
[[Category:1-Handed Weapons]] | [[Category:1-Handed Weapons]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Spears]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:10, 13 May 2013
prehistoric spear
This is an ancient, aerodynamic spear, which someone made fairly recently in prehistoric times. It's one of those time travel wossnames -- paradoxes, yeah, that's it. Anyway, it's basically a stick with a tooth stuck to one end of it. If you have a wooly mammoth to slay, it's your best option.
Type: ranged weapon (1-handed spear)
Damage: 10 - 20
Moxie Required: 35
Selling Price: 25 Meat.+5% chance of Critical Hit
(In-game plural: prehistoric spears)
Recipe
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1 stick | 1 tooth |
|---|---|---|
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prehistoric spear | |
Messages
Eegah! Looks like you hit <it> for X damage with a well-tossed spear. BAM! BONK! KERBLAM!
You shout, "tonga nala tonga!" and hurl your prehistoric spear at <it>. The spear spears <it> like Britney, doing X damage. SMACK! BOINK! WHAM!
You throw your caveman spear at <it>, doing X damage. Let's hope no one unfreezes any caveman lawyers to sue you for that. BAM! SMACK! POW!
You throw your prehistoric spear at <it>, beating <its> ass back into the Pleistocene for X damage. SPLAT! SPLAT! SOCKO!
You throw your prehistoric spear at <it>, raising <its> spear factor by X points. ZOT! POW! BONK!
References
- The use of the word "wossnames" could refer to Sandman #18, "A Midsummer Night's Dream", in which the fairy Peaseblossom refers to his portrayal in Shakespeare's play, saying, "It's one of those wossnames -- travelogue? Nah... Travesty. That's it." Neil Gaiman later referred to the use of the word "travelogue", which didn't exist in Shakespeare's time, as an anachronistic paradox suited to a fairy, who lives outside the timestream.
- The use of the word "wossnames" and the phrase "made quite recently in prehistoric times" could also be a reference to the Discworld novel The Last Continent, in which Rincewind goes to an Australia-like land and has it explained to him by a talking kangaroo how everything there is ancient, but wasn't there the day before.
- "Eegah!", from one of the hit messages, is a reference to the 1962 movie of the same name, Eegah!, which starred Richard Kiel as a caveman.
- "Let's hope nobody unfreezes any caveman lawyers", from one of the hit messages, is a reference to the "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" sketch from Saturday Night Live.
See Also
Collection
- 🥇: CinemaGuy1 (#1092187) - 7,103
- 🥈: hagrid333 (#191797) - 4,452
- 🥉: Pastahead (#486552) - 864
- #4: hotdeth (#1722417) - 364
- #5: JekCromium (#653298) - 305
- #6: Skent (#1076753) - 304
- #7: Badroxxx (#781737), KingDobbs (#108745) - 300
- #9: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 251
- #10: mule1 (#384558) - 250
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