Quality control animelf: Difference between revisions
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And occasionally, they do explode, and he gets burned, and now he's ready to explode at you. | And occasionally, they do explode, and he gets burned, and now he's ready to explode at you. | ||
|hit=He throws a BittyCar at you, which is both simple assault and a hit-and-run. | |hit=He throws a BittyCar at you, which is both simple assault and a hit-and-run. {{ouch|3}} | ||
He throws a few blind-packed capsules at you, leaving tiny mysterious impressions on your {{part|}} and {{part|}}. {{ouch|3}} | |||
He throws a Chibibuddy™ at you, leaving an egg-shaped impression in your (possibly also egg-shaped) head. {{ouch|3}} | |||
He throws a bubble-wrap simulator at you. It goes POP POP and you go OW OW. {{ouch|3}} | |||
|miss=He throws a BittyCar at you, but he's a lousy driver and misses. | |miss=He throws a BittyCar at you, but he's a lousy driver and misses. | ||
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He throws a blind-packed capsule at you, but it pops open and he has to avert his eyes and put it back together. | He throws a blind-packed capsule at you, but it pops open and he has to avert his eyes and put it back together. | ||
He throws a Chibibuddy™ at you, but you dodge. | |||
|fumble= | He throws a bubble-wrap simulator at you, but you cushion the blow with actual bubble-wrap. | ||
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|critical=He picks up a handful of faulty Chibibuddies and hurls them at you. They explode on impact, and the intense pain gives you new respect for this animelf's job. {{ouch|3}} | |||
|fumble=He launches a fleet of BittyCars at you, but they run out of battery before they get to you, so he has to pick them all up and put them on their chargers again.}} | |||
{{acquire|item=electrical thingamabob|chance=50%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=plastic ingot|chance=9.9%}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012)]]. | Occurs at [[Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012)]]. | ||
==Notes== | |||
*Names are randomly constructed from words taken from anime titles. In the form of "<first word> <second word>". The anime are: | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Chrono Crusade|Chrono Crusade]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Cowboy Bebop|Cowboy Bebop]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Death Note|Death Note]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Elfen Lied|Elfen Lied]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Ergo Proxy|Ergo Proxy]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Eureka Seven|Eureka Seven]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Excel Saga|Excel Saga]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Fruits Basket|Fruits Basket]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:FLCL|Furi Kuri]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Gunslinger Girl|Gunslinger Girl]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Gunsmith Cats|Gunsmith Cats]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Love Hina|Love Hina]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Please Twins!|Onegai Twins]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Paradise Kiss|Paradise Kiss]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Princess Mononoke|Princess Mononoke]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Princess Princess (manga)|Princess Princess]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Princess Tutu|Princess Tutu]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Ranma 1/2|Ranma 1/2]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Scrapped Princess|Scrapped Princess]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Shaman King|Shaman King]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Spirited Away|Spirited Away]] | |||
**[[Wikipedia:Strike Witches|Strike Witches]] | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Latest revision as of 16:08, 21 December 2012
| Quality control animelf | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1259 |
| Locations | Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012) |
| Hit Points | ? |
| Attack | ? |
| Defense | unknown |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | plastic ingot, electrical thingamabob |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a quality control animelfThis animelf is responsible for play-testing all the toys the animelfs make. You might think that's a great job--I mean, who wouldn't want to play with toys all day?--but really, it just means you pick up a Chibibuddy™ poke all the buttons, and make sure the thing doesn't explode. And occasionally, they do explode, and he gets burned, and now he's ready to explode at you.
Hit Message(s):
He throws a BittyCar at you, which is both simple assault and a hit-and-run. Oof! Argh! Argh!
He throws a few blind-packed capsules at you, leaving tiny mysterious impressions on your <solar plexus> and <kidney>. Argh! Ooh! Argh!
He throws a Chibibuddy™ at you, leaving an egg-shaped impression in your (possibly also egg-shaped) head. Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
He throws a bubble-wrap simulator at you. It goes POP POP and you go OW OW. Eek! Ouch! Ouch!
He picks up a handful of faulty Chibibuddies and hurls them at you. They explode on impact, and the intense pain gives you new respect for this animelf's job. Ugh! Ooh! Ugh!
He throws a BittyCar at you, but he's a lousy driver and misses.
He throws a blind-packed capsule at you, but it pops open and he has to avert his eyes and put it back together.
He throws a Chibibuddy™ at you, but you dodge.
He throws a bubble-wrap simulator at you, but you cushion the blow with actual bubble-wrap.
He launches a fleet of BittyCars at you, but they run out of battery before they get to you, so he has to pick them all up and put them on their chargers again. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: electrical thingamabob (50% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: plastic ingot (9.9% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo Town Toy Factory (2012).
Notes
- Names are randomly constructed from words taken from anime titles. In the form of "<first word> <second word>". The anime are:
