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<div class="center">Dwarven Baby is too insane to Clean Self</div> | |||
Riff is a well-known player in the [[Kingdom of Loathing|kingdom]] and a member of the dev team. He's also an employee of Asymmetric Publications, and responsible for writing content, including some of the most <s>annoying</s> challenging puzzles in the Kingdom. | |||
==About Riff== | |||
Riff | Among Riff's many contributions to the game are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and the following: | ||
* The revamped [[strange leaflet]] | |||
* The [[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]] familiar | |||
* The [[Mayor Zapruder's Office|Spooky Gravy Barrow]] quest | |||
* Guild quests, including the revamped [[Me and My Nemesis|Nemesis quest]] and the ever-impending [[The Wizard of Ego|Fernswarthy quest]] | |||
* Fifteen of the [[Tales of Dread]] | |||
One-thousand [[blank white card]]s were given to Riff, for his contributions to the game [http://web.archive.org/web/ | Before he wrote content, he won the [[The Yeti Names Plaque|Yeti naming contest]]. | ||
Riff is also well-known on the forums, for his posts that disclose little game mechanic information and leave plenty room for speculation, as well as for his former approximately-yearly [[Frank Gorshin trophy|puzzle contest]] in the times of yore. | |||
One-thousand [[blank white card]]s were given to Riff, for his contributions to the game [http://web.archive.org/web/20090203051053/http://geocities.com/nconner23/bwcards.html 1000 Blank White Cards]. | |||
On [[April Fools' Day#2011|April Fool's Day 2011]], [[Riff's butt|his butt]] was one that appeared all over the place, [[intriguing puzzle box|dropping an item]] that's still annoying people to this day. | |||
Contrary to popular belief, Riff does not have item-creation powers. | Contrary to popular belief, Riff does not have item-creation powers. | ||
All of his familiars are named [[Wikipedia:Spartacus|Spartacus]], | All of his familiars are named [[Wikipedia:Spartacus|Spartacus]], with a few exceptions. His [[Ghost Pickle on a Stick]] is called Brian, his [[Cocoabo]] is called Horsebird, his [[Squamous Gibberer]] is called Cthartacus, his [[Reagnimated Gnome]] is called Spartacustein, and his [[Baby Bugged Bugbear]] keeps its default name of snɔɐʇɹɐdS. | ||
==Buffing/Cursing== | |||
Unlike many Asymmetric staff, Riff is perfectly capable of being buffed and/or cursed. So feel free to hit him with a [[brick]], and then declare him [[Employee of the Month]]! | |||
==Personal Life== | |||
Riff can typically be found in Asymmetric's office, doing cool Riff things and eating canned chilli. | |||
He is available online at [http://minimumsafedistance.org/ minimumsafedistance.org]. | |||
==Known Titles== | |||
:<3 <3 <3 | |||
:<level>-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technician | |||
:<level>-Point Palm Exploding Salad Technician | |||
:Dwarven Baby is too insane to Clean Self | |||
:the Level <level> SHAMAN, baby. | |||
:Mr. S. Driftwood, Esq. | |||
:Uncle Tom Thumb | |||
[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
Latest revision as of 08:57, 22 July 2014
Riff is a well-known player in the kingdom and a member of the dev team. He's also an employee of Asymmetric Publications, and responsible for writing content, including some of the most annoying challenging puzzles in the Kingdom.
About Riff
Among Riff's many contributions to the game are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and the following:
- The revamped strange leaflet
- The Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot familiar
- The Spooky Gravy Barrow quest
- Guild quests, including the revamped Nemesis quest and the ever-impending Fernswarthy quest
- Fifteen of the Tales of Dread
Before he wrote content, he won the Yeti naming contest.
Riff is also well-known on the forums, for his posts that disclose little game mechanic information and leave plenty room for speculation, as well as for his former approximately-yearly puzzle contest in the times of yore.
One-thousand blank white cards were given to Riff, for his contributions to the game 1000 Blank White Cards.
On April Fool's Day 2011, his butt was one that appeared all over the place, dropping an item that's still annoying people to this day.
Contrary to popular belief, Riff does not have item-creation powers.
All of his familiars are named Spartacus, with a few exceptions. His Ghost Pickle on a Stick is called Brian, his Cocoabo is called Horsebird, his Squamous Gibberer is called Cthartacus, his Reagnimated Gnome is called Spartacustein, and his Baby Bugged Bugbear keeps its default name of snɔɐʇɹɐdS.
Buffing/Cursing
Unlike many Asymmetric staff, Riff is perfectly capable of being buffed and/or cursed. So feel free to hit him with a brick, and then declare him Employee of the Month!
Personal Life
Riff can typically be found in Asymmetric's office, doing cool Riff things and eating canned chilli.
He is available online at minimumsafedistance.org.
Known Titles
- <3 <3 <3
- <level>-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technician
- <level>-Point Palm Exploding Salad Technician
- Dwarven Baby is too insane to Clean Self
- the Level <level> SHAMAN, baby.
- Mr. S. Driftwood, Esq.
- Uncle Tom Thumb
