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{{battle|text=A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt. | {{battle|text=A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt. | ||
|hit=It hits you with its left cheek, then turns the other one. {{ouch|3}} | |hit=You get hit by the whole butt, which is better than being hit by the butt hole, but just barely. {{ouch|3}} | ||
It hits you with its left cheek, then turns the other one. {{ouch|3}} | |||
It hits you with its right cheek, then turns the other one. {{ouch|4}} | It hits you with its right cheek, then turns the other one. {{ouch|4}} | ||
It delivers a buttload of pain. Given the circumstances, that's the best buttload of anything you could have hoped for. {{ouch|4}} | |||
{{ | It winks at you. Ugh. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
{{stat|20 | |miss=It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off. | ||
It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge. | |||
It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge. | |||
It flaps its cheeks ineffectively. | |||
The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you. | |||
|critical=It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. {{ouch|4}} {{element|stench}} | |||
|fumble=It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it?}} | |||
{{acquire|item=intriguing puzzle box}} | |||
{{stat|20}} | |||
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Occurred at random locations during [[April_Fools'_Day#2011|April Fool's Day 2011]]. | |||
Latest revision as of 15:10, 15 June 2014
| Riff's butt | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | unknown |
| Locations | every 25-35 adventures on April Fool's Day 2011 |
| Hit Points | 52 |
| Attack | 69 |
| Defense | 76 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | Indeterminate |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | cheek, crack |
| Drops | intriguing puzzle box |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Riff's buttA rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.
Hit Message(s):
You get hit by the whole butt, which is better than being hit by the butt hole, but just barely. Ugh! Ouch! Ooh!
It hits you with its left cheek, then turns the other one. Oof! Argh! Ouch!
It hits you with its right cheek, then turns the other one. Eek! Ow! Ow! Ow!
It delivers a buttload of pain. Given the circumstances, that's the best buttload of anything you could have hoped for. Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Ow!
It winks at you. Ugh. Ow! Oof! Oof! Argh! (sleaze damage)
It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Ow! Ooh! Argh! Eek! (stench damage)
It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.
It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.
The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.
It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it? (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: intriguing puzzle box |
| You gain 20 <substat>. |
Occurred at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.
