Right bear arm

right bear arm

Tarzan say: Constitution guarantee this.

Or while a Zombie Slayer

This is the severed right arm of some sort of zombie bear. Its fur is matted, its claws are ragged, and the bones of its elbow are clearly visible through holes in the hide. Hidey holes, they call those.

Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Damage: 10 - 20
Cannot be discarded

+10% Muscle
Weapon Damage +30%
Lets you act like a bear

NOTE: This item cannot be equipped while in Hardcore. (Except for Zombie Slayers)

(In-game plural: right bear arms)

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Item number: 5791
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Obtained From

Items

Box of bear arms

Zombie Slayer Challenge Path

Dawn of the D'oh (if you hadn't repacked arms before ascending)

Messages

• Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

You tell a bad joke that ends with "wokka wokka," then slash him for X damage. KERBLAM! POW! ZOT!

You teach him the bear necessities of taking X damage. ZAP! BONK! BONK!

You tell him that the market has become a bear market, and the only thing being bought, sold, or traded is X points' worth of being clawed with a bear arm. WHAM! BAM! BONK!

You slash him with your bear claws, making him wish you had fed him a bear claw instead, and doing X damage. BAM! POW! SPLAT!

You treat him like a pic-a-nic basket, rummaging around in his guts for X damage. SOCKO! BAM! SMACK!

Sometimes they get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets them. This is one of those latter times, and your bear claw did X damage. ZOT! WHAMMO! BONK!

You smack him with your bear arm, bearing down on him and making him lose his bearings. And doing X damage. BIFF! KAPOW! BAM!

You pretend he is a spawning salmon, spearing him for X damage. WHAM! KERBLAM! ZAP!

You maul him like a bear for X damage, and nary a maul cop shows up to tell you to stop. BARF! KERBLAM! BAM!

Notes

• During a Zombie Slayer run, the name appears as right bear arm (zombified) in the pop-up description box only.
• Allows the use of the skills Kodiak Moment and Grizzly Scene when equipped. When the left bear arm is also equipped the skills Bear Hug and I Can Bearly Hear You Over The Applause also become available:

Skills and bonuses granted by bear arms

Granted by right bear arm +10% Muscle, Weapon Damage +30% Kodiak Moment Auto-hitting attack, auto-crits with left bear arm. Zombie: Spooky+Stench damage Grizzly Scene Damages monster for 50% of their current HP Granted by left bear arm +10% Muscle, Maximum HP +30, 10 Damage Reduction Bear-Backrub Restores HP based on level, stuns with right bear arm Bear-ly Legal Delevels by 20%; gain 50-70 Meat When wielding both Bear Hug Attacks, delevels and heals; as a Zombie Master: Insta-zombifies enemy instead (10 times per day) Applause once per day: 10 turns of The Applause That Refreshes (all stats +10, +3 stats per fight)

References

• The item description refers to the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, which indeed guarantees the right to bear arms.
• "Wokka wokka" is a catchphrase of the muppet Fozzie Bear.
• Baloo the bear teaches Mowgli about the bear necessities in The Jungle Book.
• A Bear Market is one in which prices are falling.
• Yogi Bear loved his pic-a-nic baskets.

See Also

• Bear skills

Collection

• 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 4
• 🥈: yoJimBOs_law (#1775888) - 3
• 🥉: Artie Effham (#976900), PanSolo (#2698760) - 2
• #5: BlueThunder (#1342228), CaptainRondo (#1854085), Casteel (#1305144), Club (#66669), DaBaddestHic (#506811), Dah Cheese (#128335) - 1

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