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{{battle|text=In life, this necromancer had a prediection{{sic}} for yoga pants and pumpkin spice (when seasonally appropriate.) In undeath, it's more into murderous rage. One thing that hasn't changed, though, is its secret alcoholism.
{{battle|text=In life, this necromancer had a prediection{{sic}} for yoga pants and pumpkin spice (when seasonally appropriate.) In undeath, it's more into murderous rage. One thing that hasn't changed, though, is its secret alcoholism.
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|hit=It slaps you in the {{part}} with a shimmering tendril, then posts about it on social media. {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}
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|critical=
|fumble=}}


{{meat|amount=}}
The lich wraps some of its tendrils in a ponytail holder and whips you in the {{part}} with them. {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}
{{acquire|item=bottle of vodka|chance=%}}
 
{{acquire|item=boxed wine|chance=%}}
The lihc considers your shoes and makes an extremely disdainful noise. {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}
 
It shrieks at you in an ancient, forbidden tongue. #cursed {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}
 
It whispers in your ear: <font color="gray">'''"DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE..."'''</font> {{ouch|2}} {{element|spooky}}
|miss=It gets briefly distracted by its phone.
 
The lihc pauses to take another swig from its enormous coffee.
 
It moves to attack you, but finds that it can't even right now.
|critical=It slaps you in the {{part}} with a shimmering tendril, then posts about it on social media. {{Critical}} {{ouch|2}}
|fumble=It gets briefly distracted by its phone.}}
 
{{acquire|item=bottle of vodka|chance=30%}}
{{acquire|item=boxed wine|chance=30%}}
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Occurs at [[The Defiled Niche]].
Occurs at [[The Defiled Niche]] and [[The VERY Unquiet Garves]].
 
==Notes==
*{{Unwishable}}
 
==References==
Alludes to "[https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/basic-bitch/ a term used to condescendingly refer to women who have predictable or unoriginal style, interests, or behavior]."

Latest revision as of 18:45, 2 September 2024

Basic lihc
Monster ID 2153
Locations The Defiled Niche, The VERY Unquiet Garves
Hit Points 54
Attack 55
Defense 50
Initiative 50
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance ?
Monster Parts head, tendril
Drops bottle of vodka, boxed wine
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
basic lihc You're fighting a basic lihc

In life, this necromancer had a prediection[sic] for yoga pants and pumpkin spice (when seasonally appropriate.) In undeath, it's more into murderous rage. One thing that hasn't changed, though, is its secret alcoholism.

Hit Message(s):

It slaps you in the <groin> with a shimmering tendril, then posts about it on social media. Ow! Ooh! (spooky damage)

The lich wraps some of its tendrils in a ponytail holder and whips you in the <groin> with them. Oof! Argh! (spooky damage)

The lihc considers your shoes and makes an extremely disdainful noise. Argh! Eek! (spooky damage)

It shrieks at you in an ancient, forbidden tongue. #cursed Ugh! Oof! (spooky damage)

It whispers in your ear: "DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE..." Argh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It slaps you in the <groin> with a shimmering tendril, then posts about it on social media. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

It gets briefly distracted by its phone.

The lihc pauses to take another swig from its enormous coffee.

It moves to attack you, but finds that it can't even right now.

Fumble Message:

It gets briefly distracted by its phone. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (30% chance)*
You acquire an item: boxed wine (30% chance)*

Occurs at The Defiled Niche and The VERY Unquiet Garves.

Notes

References

Alludes to "a term used to condescendingly refer to women who have predictable or unoriginal style, interests, or behavior."