Spirit alarm clock

Spirit alarm clock
Monster ID	1460
Locations	The Spirit World
Hit Points	Scales
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie + 5
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle + 5
Initiative	never
Meat	None
Phylum	undead
Elements	None
Resistance	50%
Monster Parts	Indeterminate
Drops	spirit bell
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 You're fighting a spirit alarm clock

You open the nightstand drawer and discover the single greatest threat the Spirit World has ever seen -- an alarm clock.

If this thing goes off and wakes up all of the Great Turtle Spirits, there's no telling what would happen. You'd better destroy it.

Hit Message(s):

The minute hand lurches forward. There is no sound, but you tense up with fear and pull a muscle.Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh!

There is a ticking sound, which isn't surprising, but it is scary. Ugh! Ouch! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Eek! Argh! Ow! (spooky damage)

You see the hammer start to move toward one of the bells, but you manage to shove your hand in between them and muffle the sound. Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Argh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

You stare at the hour hand to see if it's moving. It is, but really slowly.

You see the hammer start to move toward one of the bells, but you manage to hit the snooze button in time.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

As the clock fades into the spirit mists, its bells suddenly blare into life with a deafening BRIIIIIIIIIING that echoes through the Spirit World.

Well, great. Sorry, Great Turtle Spirits.

You acquire an item: spirit bell (100% chance)*

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Occurs at Silence at last.

Notes

• This monster cannot be copied.