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type=weapon (1-handed chefstaff)| | type=weapon (1-handed chefstaff)| | ||
power=10| | power=10| | ||
powertype=Damage| | |||
stat=Mysticality| | stat=Mysticality| | ||
statreq=125| | statreq=125| | ||
autosell=25| | autosell=25| | ||
notrade=1| | |||
enchantment=Spell Damage +150%<br />+20 to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br />Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure}} | enchantment=Spell Damage +150%<br />+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}<br />Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure}} | ||
==Combat | ==Recipe== | ||
{| class="recipe" | |||
|- class="row1" | |||
! {{staffcrafting}} | |||
| [[linoleum staff]] | |||
| 3 {{plural|stinky hi mein}} | |||
| [[stinky mushroom wine]] | |||
| 10 {{plural|stench wad}} | |||
| [[fetid feather]] | |||
|- class="row2" | |||
! {{equals}} | |||
| colspan="5" | [[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]] | |||
|} | |||
==In Combat== | |||
{{button|Jiggle your Staff of the Kitchen Floor}} | {{button|Jiggle your Staff of the Kitchen Floor}} | ||
You jiggle the chefstaff and pound it against the ground. Tendrils of green mildew sprout from the spot you struck, and zigzag toward your opponent, enveloping him in a foul green cloud and dealing {{element|Stench|dmg=35-40}} damage. | You jiggle the chefstaff and pound it against the ground. Tendrils of green mildew sprout from the spot you struck, and zigzag toward your opponent, enveloping him in a foul green cloud and dealing {{element|Stench|dmg=35-40}} damage. | ||
==Messages== | |||
*''[[Player Hit Messages|Weapon-Specific Hit Messages]]'': | |||
{{Hit Message|You smack it for X damage, then tell it if pro can't take the pain, get out of the kitchen. Floor.}} | |||
{{Hit Message|You whack it with your Staff of the Kitchen Floor, completely flooring it and doing X damage.}} | |||
{{Hit Message|You whack it with your Staff of the Kitchen Floor, smearing various cruft on it and doing X damage.}} | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*You can only jiggle your staff once per fight. | *You can only jiggle your staff once per fight. | ||
==References== | |||
*[[Wikipedia:Platonic idealism|Platonic idealism]] is the theory that the substantive reality around us is only a reflection of a higher truth. Me neither, read the Wiki page. | |||
*In other words, the Platonic Ideal of a kitchen floor is the way kitchen floors in general look in your mind, even if no real kitchen floor looks that way. | |||
*Which means that the staff is exactly what you think it is, since no further description is given. A self referential description on a magical item, how droll! | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Rodoric, the Staffcrafter]] | |||
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] | *[[Bonus Spell Damage]] | ||
*[[MP | *[[MP Regeneration]] | ||
==Collection== | ==Collection== | ||
<collection> | <collection>2826</collection> | ||
[[Category:Mysticality Weapons]] | [[Category:Mysticality Weapons]] | ||
[[Category:1-Handed Weapons]] | [[Category:1-Handed Weapons]] | ||
[[Category:Chefstaves]] | [[Category:Chefstaves]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:29, 4 January 2020
Staff of the Kitchen Floor
This chefstaff is imbued with all of the power, fortitude, and crustiness of the Platonic ideal of a kitchen floor. Especially the part underneath the refrigerator. Seriously, doesn't anybody ever clean under there?
Type: weapon (1-handed chefstaff)
Damage: 1 - 2
Mysticality Required: 125
Selling Price: 25 Meat.
Cannot be tradedSpell Damage +150%
+20 Damage to Stench Spells
Regenerate 8-10 MP per adventure
(In-game plural: Staves of the Kitchen Floor)
Recipe
|
linoleum staff | 3 stanky hi meins | stinky mushroom wine | 10 stench wads | fetid feather |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Staff of the Kitchen Floor | ||||
In Combat
| Jiggle your Staff of the Kitchen Floor |
You jiggle the chefstaff and pound it against the ground. Tendrils of green mildew sprout from the spot you struck, and zigzag toward your opponent, enveloping him in a foul green cloud and dealing 35-40 damage.
Messages
You smack it for X damage, then tell it if pro can't take the pain, get out of the kitchen. Floor. WHACK! KAPOW! BOOF!
You whack it with your Staff of the Kitchen Floor, completely flooring it and doing X damage. KERBLAM! POW! KERBLAM!
You whack it with your Staff of the Kitchen Floor, smearing various cruft on it and doing X damage. BOOF! BIFF! BARF!
Notes
- You can only jiggle your staff once per fight.
References
- Platonic idealism is the theory that the substantive reality around us is only a reflection of a higher truth. Me neither, read the Wiki page.
- In other words, the Platonic Ideal of a kitchen floor is the way kitchen floors in general look in your mind, even if no real kitchen floor looks that way.
- Which means that the staff is exactly what you think it is, since no further description is given. A self referential description on a magical item, how droll!
See Also
Collection
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