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'''The Bugbear Bakery''' in [[Market Square]] sells all manner of baking supplies &mdash; but only to bugbears. You can trick them by putting on a [[Bugbear Costume]].  If properly attired, you will be greeted with the message: "Welcome, fellow Bugbear, to the Bugbear Bakery. We sell all manner of baking supplies."  Otherwise, you will see only the message: "Begone from here, filthy human. Only Bugbears may shop here."
'''The Bugbear Bakery''' in [[Forest Village]] sells all manner of baking supplies &mdash; but only to bugbears. You can trick them by putting on a  
[[Bugbear Costume]].  If properly attired, you will be greeted with the message: "Welcome, fellow Bugbear, to the Bugbear Bakery. We sell all manner of baking supplies."  Otherwise, you will see only the message: "Begone from here, filthy human. Only Bugbears may shop here."


Once inside, you can buy the following items:
==Items Sold==
*[[Image:Pietin.gif]] '''[[Gnollish pie tin]]''': 30 Meat
{| align="center"
*[[Image:dough.gif]] '''[[wad of dough]]''': 50 Meat
!colspan="2"|Item:||Price:
*[[Image:tacoshell.gif]] '''[[taco shell]]''': 80 Meat
{{StoreItem|item=Gnollish pie tin|price=30}}
*[[Image:Sharpstick.gif]] '''[[skewer]]''': 80 Meat
{{StoreItem|item=wad of dough|price=50}}
*[[Image:cdish.gif]] '''[[Gnollish casserole dish]]''': 150 Meat
{{StoreItem|item=skewer|price=80}}
*[[Image:rollingpin.gif]] '''[[rolling pin]]''': 500 Meat
{{StoreItem|item=taco shell|price=80}}
*[[Image:unrolling.gif]] '''[[unrolling pin]]''': 500 Meat
{{StoreItem|item=Gnollish casserole dish|price=150}}
{{StoreItem|item=rolling pin|price=500}}
{{StoreItem|item=unrolling pin|price=500}}
|}


[[Category: NPC stores|Bugbear Bakery]]
==Notes==
*There exists a [[giant stuffed bugbear]] that is reminiscent of the Bugbear baker.
 
*The first time you visit here during the [[Bugbear Invasion]] (while disguised,) you get the following text:
:You step into the Bakery, but the bugbear behind the counter has another customer: a bugbear holding a phaser and looking none too pleased. "Okay, let's try this again. Where is the colonial army?" he says.
 
:"Look, I just sell baking implements here. I don't even bake! The stove broke a long time ago and nobody knows how to fix it!"
 
:"Why did you not consult the Knowledge Matrix?"
 
:"What, that little black box the Shamans have? It doesn't talk unless you've had a few of the special mushrooms from the Knoll."
 
:"Sh'gr't'tz!" the phaser-bearing bugbear says. "It must have powered down after you knobs ignored it for a hundred years. Great. We're square one, here, and you idiots have gone native."
 
:The bugbear baker shrugs, and squints across the counter. "You're not from around here, are you? Anyway, I do have other customers. What can I get you, fellow bugbear?"
 
*In a [[Zombie Slayer]] run, zombification has not deterred the baker:
:"Graaaaagh! Arrrrrgh!" the zombie bugbear shouts at you. "Buuuuuggaaaaaaahh!"
 
:"What, seriously?" you reply. "Still?"
 
:"GRAAAAAAAH!"
 
:"Okay, okay, I'm leaving!"
*If you're in disguise, you can still shop here:
 
:"Graaaaaagh," the zombie bugbear baker nods at you, and then gestures flailingly at a display of merchandise. You have no idea why a zombie would care about commerce, but you suppose that old habits die hard.
 
*In a [[Nuclear Autumn]] run, the shop is closed:
:The Bugbear Bakery is closed. Being from space, you wouldn't think bugbears would be afraid of radiation, but I guess this one was.
 
*[[Madeline's Baking Supply]] sells the exact same things, but for cheaper
 
==History==
*This shop used to exist in the [[Market Square]].  It was forcibly relocated to the [[Forest Village]] during [[A Skeleton Invasion!|the skeleton invasion]].
 
[[Category: NPC Stores|Bugbear Bakery]]

Latest revision as of 18:43, 21 February 2018

        

The Bugbear Bakery in Forest Village sells all manner of baking supplies — but only to bugbears. You can trick them by putting on a Bugbear Costume. If properly attired, you will be greeted with the message: "Welcome, fellow Bugbear, to the Bugbear Bakery. We sell all manner of baking supplies." Otherwise, you will see only the message: "Begone from here, filthy human. Only Bugbears may shop here."

Items Sold

Item: Price:
Gnollish pie tin 30 Meat
wad of dough 50 Meat
skewer 80 Meat
taco shell 80 Meat
Gnollish casserole dish 150 Meat
rolling pin 500 Meat
unrolling pin 500 Meat

Notes

  • The first time you visit here during the Bugbear Invasion (while disguised,) you get the following text:
You step into the Bakery, but the bugbear behind the counter has another customer: a bugbear holding a phaser and looking none too pleased. "Okay, let's try this again. Where is the colonial army?" he says.
"Look, I just sell baking implements here. I don't even bake! The stove broke a long time ago and nobody knows how to fix it!"
"Why did you not consult the Knowledge Matrix?"
"What, that little black box the Shamans have? It doesn't talk unless you've had a few of the special mushrooms from the Knoll."
"Sh'gr't'tz!" the phaser-bearing bugbear says. "It must have powered down after you knobs ignored it for a hundred years. Great. We're square one, here, and you idiots have gone native."
The bugbear baker shrugs, and squints across the counter. "You're not from around here, are you? Anyway, I do have other customers. What can I get you, fellow bugbear?"
  • In a Zombie Slayer run, zombification has not deterred the baker:
"Graaaaagh! Arrrrrgh!" the zombie bugbear shouts at you. "Buuuuuggaaaaaaahh!"
"What, seriously?" you reply. "Still?"
"GRAAAAAAAH!"
"Okay, okay, I'm leaving!"
  • If you're in disguise, you can still shop here:
"Graaaaaagh," the zombie bugbear baker nods at you, and then gestures flailingly at a display of merchandise. You have no idea why a zombie would care about commerce, but you suppose that old habits die hard.
The Bugbear Bakery is closed. Being from space, you wouldn't think bugbears would be afraid of radiation, but I guess this one was.

History

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