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|StarshipNames|Word Bucket/}}


You are in engineering.
You are in Engineering.


It has been <n> minutes since you first heard the red alert.
{| style="border: 1px solid blue; padding: 1em;margin:auto;"
|It has been '''<n>''' minutes since you first heard the red alert.<br/>
You are holding a flute/a visor/a phaser/a tricoder/<booze>.<br/>
You are an adequate computer user/able programmer/amazing hacker.<br/>
You are an adequate/able/amazing flautist.<br/>
You are an adequate/able/amazing ship's gunner.<br/>
You are adequate/able/amazing with a phaser.
|}


{{#madlib:
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{{button|Wait a minute}}
{{button|Wait a minute}}
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This doesn't seem like an appropriate place to play the flute.
This doesn't seem like an appropriate place to play the flute.
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{{button|Speak to Dobby}}
{{button|Speak to <StarshipEngineer-1>}}
You approach Dobby who is typing and talking away at a computer terminal.
You approach <StarshipEngineer-1> who is typing and talking away at a computer terminal.
{{button|&quot;Can we filter certain elements out of the ship's atmosphere?&quot;}}
{{button|"Can we filter certain elements out of the ship's atmosphere?"}}
{{button|&quot;Tell me about the computer.&quot;}}
"I s'pose Captain, what element?"
:&quot;Well, she's yer basic crystal-matrix cpu with onboard fusion ram running Spacenix 141.&quot;
{{button|"Argon, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
{{button|"Helium, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
{{button|"Hydrogen, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
{{button|"Methane, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
{{button|"Neon, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
:"Sure, gimme a minute," <StarshipEngineer-1> says as he bangs away at the keyboard, "configuring the scrubbers to remove neon during the recirculation phase."


:&quot;I see. And when you are typing away and doing fantastic things, what are you doing,&quot; you ask.
:"Ok, all set. Computer execute," he commands.


:&quot;Just some basic hackin'. Pokin them registers and such.&quot;
:"What was that s'pose to do, <StarshipRanks>?"


:&quot;How'd you learn to do that?&quot;
''If the cloud alien is on board, and the appropriate element is chosen:''


:&quot;Ran through the Computers fer Dummies Holofloor program a time or so.&quot;
:"Sure, gimme a minute," <StarshipEngineer-1> says as he bangs away at the keyboard, "configuring the scrubbers to remove <element> during the recirculation phase."


''Unlocks the "Computer, activate Computers for Dummies program." option in [[Starship_Name_::_In_the_Holofloor|the Holofloor]].''
:"Ok, all set. Computer execute," he commands.
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{{button|&quot;Knock, knock.&quot;}}
:A few moments pass and your comunicator chirps, "Admiral, the cloud is gone from the bridge. It seems to have been sucked in to the ventilation system. Damage to the bridge is minimal and we are no longer receiving any signals from the alien."
:&quot;I don't have time for this, Admiral.&quot;
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:After returning to stardock, there is an awards ceremony. Just as your commanding officer is pinning a medal to your uniform, you feel yourself being pulled back from the future.
 
:"Well," you think, "at least I have the memory of earning '''X medals''' in the future."
 
''You earn one medal in the future for this solution.''
 
{{button|"Oxygen, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
:"Oxygen's kinda important for breathin', <StarshipRanks>."
 
:"Oh yeah, let's not do that."
{{button|"Tell me about the computer."}}
:"Well, she's yer basic crystal-matrix cpu with onboard fusion ram running Spacenix 141."
 
:"I see. And when you are typing away and doing fantastic things, what are you doing," you ask.
 
:"Just some basic hackin'. Pokin them registers and such."
 
:"How'd you learn to do that?"
 
:"Ran through the Computers fer Dummies Holofloor program a time or so."
 
''Unlocks the "Computer, activate Computers for Dummies program." option in [[The Far Future (In_the_Holofloor)|the Holofloor]].''
 
{{button|"Knock, knock."}}
:"I don't have time for this, <StarshipRanks>."
<center>''OR''</center>
:"Who's thar?"
 
:"Opportunity"
 
:"No, you tried this line on me during the last war."
<center>''OR''</center>
:"Who's thar?"
 
:"Interrupting <StarshipRanks>"
 
:"Interrupting <StarshipRanks> wh-"
 
:"Hey there, <StarshipEngineer-1>."
<center>''OR''</center>
:"Who's thar?"
 
:"Space"
 
:"Space who?"
 
:"Space: the final frontier."


{{button|"Good bye, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
Looks like you spent about a minute with <StarshipEngineer-1>..
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{{button|&quot;Good bye, Dobby.&quot;}}
{{button|[[The Far Future (In_the_Turbolift)|Go to the Turbolift]]|centertext=y}}
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{{button|[[Starship_Name_::_In_the_Turbolift|Go to the Turbolift]]|centertext=y}}
 
==Notes==
*TBD


|StarshipNames,StarshipEngineer,StarshipRanks|Word Bucket/}}
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Occurs as a consequence of using your [[Time-Spinner]] and choosing "[[The Far Future|Visit the Far Future]]".
Occurs as a consequence of using your [[Time-Spinner]] and choosing "[[The Far Future|Visit the Far Future]]".

Latest revision as of 03:02, 8 February 2018

Starship Junketer :: In Engineering

You are in Engineering.

It has been <n> minutes since you first heard the red alert.

You are holding a flute/a visor/a phaser/a tricoder/<booze>.
You are an adequate computer user/able programmer/amazing hacker.
You are an adequate/able/amazing flautist.
You are an adequate/able/amazing ship's gunner.
You are adequate/able/amazing with a phaser.

Wait a minute
Play the flute for a while

This doesn't seem like an appropriate place to play the flute.

Speak to Jicky

You approach Jicky who is typing and talking away at a computer terminal.

"Can we filter certain elements out of the ship's atmosphere?"

"I s'pose Captain, what element?"

"Argon, Jicky."
"Helium, Jicky."
"Hydrogen, Jicky."
"Methane, Jicky."
"Neon, Jicky."
"Sure, gimme a minute," Jicky says as he bangs away at the keyboard, "configuring the scrubbers to remove neon during the recirculation phase."
"Ok, all set. Computer execute," he commands.
"What was that s'pose to do, First Ensign?"

If the cloud alien is on board, and the appropriate element is chosen:

"Sure, gimme a minute," Jicky says as he bangs away at the keyboard, "configuring the scrubbers to remove <element> during the recirculation phase."
"Ok, all set. Computer execute," he commands.
A few moments pass and your comunicator chirps, "Admiral, the cloud is gone from the bridge. It seems to have been sucked in to the ventilation system. Damage to the bridge is minimal and we are no longer receiving any signals from the alien."
After returning to stardock, there is an awards ceremony. Just as your commanding officer is pinning a medal to your uniform, you feel yourself being pulled back from the future.
"Well," you think, "at least I have the memory of earning X medals in the future."

You earn one medal in the future for this solution.

"Oxygen, Jicky."
"Oxygen's kinda important for breathin', First Sergeant."
"Oh yeah, let's not do that."
"Tell me about the computer."
"Well, she's yer basic crystal-matrix cpu with onboard fusion ram running Spacenix 141."
"I see. And when you are typing away and doing fantastic things, what are you doing," you ask.
"Just some basic hackin'. Pokin them registers and such."
"How'd you learn to do that?"
"Ran through the Computers fer Dummies Holofloor program a time or so."

Unlocks the "Computer, activate Computers for Dummies program." option in the Holofloor.

"Knock, knock."
"I don't have time for this, Sergeant."
OR
"Who's thar?"
"Opportunity"
"No, you tried this line on me during the last war."
OR
"Who's thar?"
"Interrupting Private"
"Interrupting First Chief wh-"
"Hey there, Jicky."
OR
"Who's thar?"
"Space"
"Space who?"
"Space: the final frontier."
"Good bye, Jicky."

Looks like you spent about a minute with Jicky..

Go to the Turbolift

Occurs as a consequence of using your Time-Spinner and choosing "Visit the Far Future".

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