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:"What was that s'pose to do, <StarshipRanks>?"
:"What was that s'pose to do, <StarshipRanks>?"
''If the cloud alien is on board, and the appropriate element is chosen:''
:"Sure, gimme a minute," <StarshipEngineer-1> says as he bangs away at the keyboard, "configuring the scrubbers to remove <element> during the recirculation phase."
:"Ok, all set. Computer execute," he commands.
:A few moments pass and your comunicator chirps, "Admiral, the cloud is gone from the bridge. It seems to have been sucked in to the ventilation system. Damage to the bridge is minimal and we are no longer receiving any signals from the alien."
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:After returning to stardock, there is an awards ceremony. Just as your commanding officer is pinning a medal to your uniform, you feel yourself being pulled back from the future.
:"Well," you think, "at least I have the memory of earning '''X medals''' in the future."
''You earn one medal in the future for this solution.''


{{button|"Oxygen, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
{{button|"Oxygen, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
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{{button|"Knock, knock."}}
{{button|"Knock, knock."}}
:"I don't have time for this, <StarshipRanks>."
:"I don't have time for this, <StarshipRanks>."
<center>''OR''</center>
:"Who's thar?"
:"Opportunity"
:"No, you tried this line on me during the last war."
<center>''OR''</center>
:"Who's thar?"
:"Interrupting <StarshipRanks>"
:"Interrupting <StarshipRanks> wh-"
:"Hey there, <StarshipEngineer-1>."
<center>''OR''</center>
:"Who's thar?"
:"Space"
:"Space who?"
:"Space: the final frontier."


{{button|"Good bye, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
{{button|"Good bye, <StarshipEngineer-1>."}}
Looks like you spent about a minute with <StarshipEngineer-1>..
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{{button|[[The Far Future (In_the_Turbolift)|Go to the Turbolift]]|centertext=y}}
{{button|[[The Far Future (In_the_Turbolift)|Go to the Turbolift]]|centertext=y}}

Latest revision as of 03:02, 8 February 2018

Starship Vagabond :: In Engineering

You are in Engineering.

It has been <n> minutes since you first heard the red alert.

You are holding a flute/a visor/a phaser/a tricoder/<booze>.
You are an adequate computer user/able programmer/amazing hacker.
You are an adequate/able/amazing flautist.
You are an adequate/able/amazing ship's gunner.
You are adequate/able/amazing with a phaser.

Wait a minute
Play the flute for a while

This doesn't seem like an appropriate place to play the flute.

Speak to Ronny

You approach Ronny who is typing and talking away at a computer terminal.

"Can we filter certain elements out of the ship's atmosphere?"

"I s'pose Captain, what element?"

"Argon, Ronny."
"Helium, Ronny."
"Hydrogen, Ronny."
"Methane, Ronny."
"Neon, Ronny."
"Sure, gimme a minute," Ronny says as he bangs away at the keyboard, "configuring the scrubbers to remove neon during the recirculation phase."
"Ok, all set. Computer execute," he commands.
"What was that s'pose to do, Replacement Sergeant?"

If the cloud alien is on board, and the appropriate element is chosen:

"Sure, gimme a minute," Ronny says as he bangs away at the keyboard, "configuring the scrubbers to remove <element> during the recirculation phase."
"Ok, all set. Computer execute," he commands.
A few moments pass and your comunicator chirps, "Admiral, the cloud is gone from the bridge. It seems to have been sucked in to the ventilation system. Damage to the bridge is minimal and we are no longer receiving any signals from the alien."
After returning to stardock, there is an awards ceremony. Just as your commanding officer is pinning a medal to your uniform, you feel yourself being pulled back from the future.
"Well," you think, "at least I have the memory of earning X medals in the future."

You earn one medal in the future for this solution.

"Oxygen, Ronny."
"Oxygen's kinda important for breathin', First Ensign."
"Oh yeah, let's not do that."
"Tell me about the computer."
"Well, she's yer basic crystal-matrix cpu with onboard fusion ram running Spacenix 141."
"I see. And when you are typing away and doing fantastic things, what are you doing," you ask.
"Just some basic hackin'. Pokin them registers and such."
"How'd you learn to do that?"
"Ran through the Computers fer Dummies Holofloor program a time or so."

Unlocks the "Computer, activate Computers for Dummies program." option in the Holofloor.

"Knock, knock."
"I don't have time for this, Replacement Sergeant."
OR
"Who's thar?"
"Opportunity"
"No, you tried this line on me during the last war."
OR
"Who's thar?"
"Interrupting Sergeant"
"Interrupting Sub- Petty wh-"
"Hey there, Ronny."
OR
"Who's thar?"
"Space"
"Space who?"
"Space: the final frontier."
"Good bye, Ronny."

Looks like you spent about a minute with Ronny..

Go to the Turbolift

Occurs as a consequence of using your Time-Spinner and choosing "Visit the Far Future".

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