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{{NeedsContent|comment=Needs madlib for Crystalline race}}
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You approach Uhura at her station on the bridge.
You approach Uhura at her station on the bridge.
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{{button|"What do you think we should do?"}}
{{button|"What do you think we should do?"}}
''If?''
:"Deal with the hostile aliens, <PlayerRank>."


"Deal with the hostile aliens, <StarshipRanks-1>."
''If you played the flute once for the crystalline aliens:''
 
:"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Geodesics to boost the signal."
''If you played the flute once for the aliens''
 
"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Geodesics to boost the signal."


''If you tried unsuccessfully to speak with the cloud aliens:''
:"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Sentient Fogs to boost the signal."
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{{button|"Please page Counselor Broi."}}
{{button|"Please page <StarshipCounselor-1>."}}
"Attention Morale Officer Heelix, please report to the bridge," Sergeant Uhura repeats a few times.
"Attention <StarshipCounselor-1>, please report to the bridge," <StarshipRanks-1> Uhura repeats a few times.


Eventually, Morale Officer Heelix stumbles out of Turbolift, "I sensed that you needed me on the bridge."
Eventually, <StarshipCounselor-1> stumbles out of Turbolift, "I sensed that you needed me on the bridge."


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{{button|"Please page Dr. McOrcher."}}
{{button|"Please page <StarshipDoctor-1>."}}
"Attention <StarshipDoctor-1>, please report to the bridge," <StarshipRanks-1> Uhura repeats a few times.


Eventually, <StarshipDoctor-1> stumbles out of Turbolift, "Dammit <PlayerName>, I'm a Doctor, not a bridge officer."
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{{button|"Please page Sub- Petty Officer Spack."}}
{{button|"Please page <StarshipScienceOfficer-1>."}}
"Attention Sub- Petty Officer Spack, please report to the bridge," Sergeant Uhura repeats a few times.
"Attention <StarshipScienceOfficer-1>, please report to the bridge," <StarshipRanks-1> Uhura repeats a few times.


Eventually, Sub- Petty Officer Spack stumbles out of Turbolift, "I deduce that you need me on the bridge."
Eventually, <StarshipScienceOfficer-1> stumbles out of Turbolift, "I deduce that you need me on the bridge."
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{{button|"Please patch me through to the whole ship."}}
{{button|"Please patch me through to the whole ship."}}
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Occurs at [[The Far Future (In the Bridge)|The Bridge]] after choosing "Speak to <StarshipRanks-1> Uhura".
Occurs at [[The Far Future (In the Bridge)|The Bridge]] after choosing "Speak to <StarshipRanks-1> Uhura".


|StarshipRanks,StarshipNames|Word Bucket/}}
|StarshipRanks,StarshipNames,StarshipCounselor,StarshipDoctor,StarshipScienceOfficer|Word Bucket/}}

Latest revision as of 01:30, 30 December 2017

Starship Displaced :: Speak to Uhura
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Needs madlib for Crystalline race

You approach Uhura at her station on the bridge.

"Will you please hail the alien vessel?"
"What do you think we should do?"
"Deal with the hostile aliens, <PlayerRank>."

If you played the flute once for the crystalline aliens:

"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Geodesics to boost the signal."

If you tried unsuccessfully to speak with the cloud aliens:

"Perhaps I can modulate the phase of the communicator when you next speak to the Sentient Fogs to boost the signal."
"Please page Counselor Delnorri."

"Attention Counselor Delnorri, please report to the bridge," Third Sergeant Uhura repeats a few times.

Eventually, Counselor Delnorri stumbles out of Turbolift, "I sensed that you needed me on the bridge."

"Please page Dr. McLa Ferge."

"Attention Dr. McLa Furge, please report to the bridge," Third Sergeant Uhura repeats a few times.

Eventually, Dr. McLa Firge stumbles out of Turbolift, "Dammit <PlayerName>, I'm a Doctor, not a bridge officer."

"Please page Replacement Private La Ferge."

"Attention Sub- Petty Officer La Forge, please report to the bridge," Third Sergeant Uhura repeats a few times.

Eventually, Replacement Spaceperson La Forge stumbles out of Turbolift, "I deduce that you need me on the bridge."

"Please patch me through to the whole ship."

"Crew of the Starship Displaced, this is your Third Sergeant Speaking."

"We are all going to die."

For some reason, everyone on the bridge looks unhappy, depressed, but excited.

"We may all die."

For some reason, everyone on the bridge looks unhappy, depressed, but excited.

"There is free space ice cream in the Lounge."

For some reason, everyone on the bridge looks happy and a little excited.

"There's free ice cream in the Lounge AND we are probably going to survive this encounter."

For some reason, everyone on the bridge looks very happy and a little excited.

You return your attention to Sergeant Uhura.

"That will be all, thank you Third Sergeant Uhura."

Returns you to The Bridge

Occurs at The Bridge after choosing "Speak to Third Sergeant Uhura".

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