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|hit=He hops off his horse and chops off your {{part|}} with his glowing hot sword. {{ouch|3}} {{element|hot}} | |hit=He hops off his horse and chops off your {{part|}} with his glowing hot sword. {{ouch|3}} {{element|hot}} | ||
He spikes your | He spikes your {{part}} with his red-hot lance. {{ouch|3}} {{element|hot}} | ||
His horse stomps on your {{part}}, simultaneously causing and cauterizing a horseshoe-shaped wound. {{ouch|3}} {{element|hot}} | |||
He smacks you in the {{part}} with his heated-up heater shield. {{ouch|3}} {{element|hot}} | |||
|miss=He charges at you, but pauses briefly to bow to a passing damsel. | |miss=He charges at you, but pauses briefly to bow to a passing damsel. | ||
He charges at you with his red-hot lance, but you do a red-hot dance and get out of the way. (It's the Lambada.) | He charges at you with his red-hot lance, but you do a red-hot dance and get out of the way. (It's the Lambada.) | ||
|critical=He spikes your | |critical=He spikes your {{part}} with his red-hot lance. {{ouch|3}} | ||
|fumble=}} | |fumble=}} | ||
{{stat|~40-50?}} | {{stat|~40-50?}} | ||
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Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Hottest Adventurer contest) in [[The Naughty Sorceress' Tower]]. | Occurs at [[A Crowd of Adventurers]] (Hottest Adventurer contest) in [[The Naughty Sorceress' Tower]]. | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
Revision as of 22:18, 19 January 2015
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| The Lavalier | |
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| Monster ID | 1689 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The LavalierYou approach a tall, orange-armored fellow to ask if you're in the right place for the Hottest Adventurer contest. "Yes, good sir, but I warn you -- your chances against me are naught!" he says, puffing out his chest (you think -- it's hard to tell under the armor.)
"Oh yeah? And who are you?"
"I..." he booms, "am the Lavalier!"
"Like a microphone?" you ask.
"Why... no... I..." he sputters, "like... like a cavalier, but lava. Hold on. Here, maybe this will help."
He whistles, and a giant horse made of magma trots up.
"Oh, okay. I get it now." you say, as he mounts the horse and begins thundering toward you, molten lance aloft.
Hit Message(s):
He hops off his horse and chops off your <giblets> with his glowing hot sword. Ow! Eek! Ow! (hot damage)
He spikes your <groin> with his red-hot lance. Eek! Ow! Ouch! (hot damage)
His horse stomps on your <groin>, simultaneously causing and cauterizing a horseshoe-shaped wound. Ow! Ugh! Argh! (hot damage)
He smacks you in the <groin> with his heated-up heater shield. Eek! Eek! Ooh! (hot damage)
He spikes your <groin> with his red-hot lance. Argh! Eek! Ow!
He charges at you, but pauses briefly to bow to a passing damsel.
He charges at you with his red-hot lance, but you do a red-hot dance and get out of the way. (It's the Lambada.)
not known
| You gain ~40-50? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Hottest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
Notes
- This is the final Hottest Adventurer.
