The Lavalier

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The Lavalier
Monster ID	1689
Locations	A Crowd of Adventurers
Hit Points	0
Attack	0
Defense	0
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	None
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting The Lavalier

You approach a tall, orange-armored fellow to ask if you're in the right place for the Hottest Adventurer contest. "Yes, good sir, but I warn you -- your chances against me are naught!" he says, puffing out his chest (you think -- it's hard to tell under the armor.)

"Oh yeah? And who are you?"

"I..." he booms, "am the Lavalier!"

"Like a microphone?" you ask.

"Why... no... I..." he sputters, "like... like a cavalier, but lava. Hold on. Here, maybe this will help."

He whistles, and a giant horse made of magma trots up.

"Oh, okay. I get it now." you say, as he mounts the horse and begins thundering toward you, molten lance aloft.

Hit Message(s):

He hops off his horse and chops off your <groin> with his glowing hot sword. Oof! Argh! Eek! (hot damage)

He spikes your <shins> with his red-hot lance. Ooh! Ouch! Ugh! (hot damage)

His horse stomps on your <shins>, simultaneously causing and cauterizing a horseshoe-shaped wound. Argh! Argh! Ugh! (hot damage)

He smacks you in the <shins> with his heated-up heater shield. Ooh! Ugh! Oof! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He spikes your <shins> with his red-hot lance. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ooh! Argh! Argh!

Miss Message(s):

He charges at you, but pauses briefly to bow to a passing damsel.

He charges at you with his red-hot lance, but you do a red-hot dance and get out of the way. (It's the Lambada.)

You distract his horse with a baked apple. You just happened to have one in your bag. I don't know why we didn't mention it at any point before this.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Hottest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.

Notes

• This is the final Hottest Adventurer.

References

• For those puzzled at the name of this encounter, it appears to be a portmanteau of Lava and Cavalier, which makes the inclusion of armour and a lance even more puzzling.