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You distract his horse with a baked apple. You just happened to have one in your bag. I don't know why we didn't mention it at any point before this. | You distract his horse with a baked apple. You just happened to have one in your bag. I don't know why we didn't mention it at any point before this. | ||
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Occurs at [[A Crowd of Adventurers]] (Hottest Adventurer contest) in [[The Naughty Sorceress' Tower]]. | Occurs at [[A Crowd of Adventurers]] (Hottest Adventurer contest) in [[The Naughty Sorceress' Tower]]. | ||
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*For those puzzled at the name of this encounter, it appears to be a portmanteau of [[Wikipedia:Lava|Lava]] and [[Wikipedia:Cavalier|Cavalier]], | *For those puzzled at the name of this encounter, it appears to be a portmanteau of [[Wikipedia:Lava|Lava]] and [[Wikipedia:Cavalier|Cavalier]], though based more on the [https://forgottenrealms.fandom.com/wiki/Cavalier Dungeons and Dragons character class] (hence the armor and the horse) than the historical version. | ||
[[Category:Bosses]] | [[Category:Bosses]] | ||
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| The Lavalier | |
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| Monster ID | 1689 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The LavalierYou approach a tall, orange-armored fellow to ask if you're in the right place for the Hottest Adventurer contest. "Yes, good sir, but I warn you -- your chances against me are naught!" he says, puffing out his chest (you think -- it's hard to tell under the armor.)
"Oh yeah? And who are you?"
"I..." he booms, "am the Lavalier!"
"Like a microphone?" you ask.
"Why... no... I..." he sputters, "like... like a cavalier, but lava. Hold on. Here, maybe this will help."
He whistles, and a giant horse made of magma trots up.
"Oh, okay. I get it now." you say, as he mounts the horse and begins thundering toward you, molten lance aloft.
Hit Message(s):
He hops off his horse and chops off your <face> with his glowing hot sword. Oof! Oof! Ow! (hot damage)
He spikes your <throat> with his red-hot lance. Ouch! Eek! Oof! (hot damage)
His horse stomps on your <throat>, simultaneously causing and cauterizing a horseshoe-shaped wound. Eek! Argh! Ow! (hot damage)
He smacks you in the <throat> with his heated-up heater shield. Ugh! Ugh! Oof! (hot damage)
He spikes your <throat> with his red-hot lance. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Argh! Ugh!
He charges at you, but pauses briefly to bow to a passing damsel.
He charges at you with his red-hot lance, but you do a red-hot dance and get out of the way. (It's the Lambada.)
You distract his horse with a baked apple. You just happened to have one in your bag. I don't know why we didn't mention it at any point before this.
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| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Hottest Adventurer contest) in The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.
Notes
- This is the final Hottest Adventurer.
References
- For those puzzled at the name of this encounter, it appears to be a portmanteau of Lava and Cavalier, though based more on the Dungeons and Dragons character class (hence the armor and the horse) than the historical version.
