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|text=Wow, someone sacrificed a *lot* of meat and magic to make this thing. This meat golem isn't some tame thing designed to guard your campground, it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy designed to separate your head from your shoulders. | |text=Wow, someone sacrificed a *lot* of meat and magic to make this thing. This meat golem isn't some tame thing designed to guard your campground, it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy designed to separate your head from your shoulders. | ||
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The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. {{ouch|10}} | The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. {{ouch|10}} | ||
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|fumble=!}} | |miss=It tries to you{{sic}} in the {{part|}}, but misses. | ||
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Formerly occurred at [[The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs)]]. Can still be encountered via [[Rubbed it the Right Way|Wishing]]. | |||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*This monster's combat weakness | *{{Uncopyable}} | ||
*This monster's combat weakness was the [[meat vortex]]. | |||
*If you lose, you will receive a hint as to which item to use. | *If you lose, you will receive a hint as to which item to use. | ||
**''First hint:'' It's not often that you encounter a monster that's entirely made of meat. | **''First hint:'' It's not often that you encounter a monster that's entirely made of meat. | ||
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**''Fourth hint:'' Maybe there's something that could start the winds of change a-blowing. | **''Fourth hint:'' Maybe there's something that could start the winds of change a-blowing. | ||
**''Fifth hint:'' You need a meat vortex from the Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm. | **''Fifth hint:'' You need a meat vortex from the Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm. | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Latest revision as of 03:47, 27 July 2022
| Big Meat Golem | |
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| Monster ID | 276 |
| Locations | The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs) |
| Hit Points | 99999 |
| Attack | 99999 |
| Defense | 89999 |
| No-Hit | 100009 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Big Meat GolemWow, someone sacrificed a *lot* of meat and magic to make this thing. This meat golem isn't some tame thing designed to guard your campground, it's a wretched hive of scum and villainy designed to separate your head from your shoulders.
Hit Message(s):
The meat golem head-butts you with its meaty, cheesy head. Argh! Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ow! Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Ooh!
The meat golem kicks you with a meaty foot the size of a mid-size family sedan. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Eek!
The meat golem pounds you with a meaty fist the size of a patricularly large jellyfish. Ow! Oof! Argh! Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Eek!
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| You say a quick battle limerick over the meat vortex and hurl it at the meat golem. It vanishes backward into the whirling vortex, moaning something about ante and someone named Em. |
| You gain 40 <substat>. |
Formerly occurred at The Sorceress' Tower (The Stairs). Can still be encountered via Wishing.
Notes
- This monster cannot be copied.
- This monster's combat weakness was the meat vortex.
- If you lose, you will receive a hint as to which item to use.
- First hint: It's not often that you encounter a monster that's entirely made of meat.
- Second hint: Perhaps you could beat it with some sort of meat-affecting item.
- Third hint: If you've got a meat-affecting item in your inventory, why not give it a whirl?
- Fourth hint: Maybe there's something that could start the winds of change a-blowing.
- Fifth hint: You need a meat vortex from the Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm.
References
- The description text mentions "meat and magic", likely a reference to the Might and Magic series of computer games.
- Obi-Wan Kenobi describes the spaceport Mos Eisely as "a wretched hive of scum and villainy" in 1977's Star Wars.
- On defeat, the monster refers to the movie The Wizard Of Oz, where the main character has an "auntie" (homophone of "ante") named "Em", and is whisked away by a tornado.
- The hit message mentioning a "cheesy head" is a reference to head cheese, which is actually a meat.
- The description refers to the "regular" meat golem you can put up at your campsite.
