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itemid=1132| | |||
This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. | descid=257096949| | ||
desc=This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. That's not offensive at all, unless you think there's something *wrong* with being gay, and therefore don't read it as "Totally Awesome Claymore." So the only way you'd be offended by this item is if you're a total homophobe, and homophobia is totally not gay. | |||
[http://www.npzr.org/users/nytmare/pants/ Check it out!] | <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.npzr.org/users/nytmare/pants/ Check it out!]</span>| | ||
type=weapon (2-handed sword)| | |||
power=69| | |||
powertype=Damage| | |||
stat=Muscle| | |||
statreq=19| | |||
autosell=0| | |||
notrade=1}} | |||
==Obtained From== | |||
;Custom Item | |||
:Given to [[PhilANThropiSt]], and later to The Real PANTS and PhilANThropiSts | |||
==Notes== | |||
*The link shown above is actually in this item's game description window. This makes the Totally Gay Claymore and the [[Primitive Radio Duds]] outfit items the only items to feature a clickable link in their descriptions. | |||
*This item did not exist in-game for a while, as [[PhilANThropiSt]]'s account was disabled and deleted soon afterward. On February 1st, 2007, Jick presented The Real PANTS (#832346), or PhilANThropiSt's second primary account, with this item. Later, after that account was abandoned, Jick gave a Totally Gay Claymore to PhilANThropiSts (#2070920), the account that PhilANThropiSt now uses. | |||
== | ==References== | ||
* | *When weapons had power instead of damage, this item had a power of 69, for [[Wikipedia:69 (sex position)|obvious reasons]] (NSFW). | ||
==Collection== | |||
<collection>1132</collection> | |||
[[Category:Weapons]] | [[Category:Melee Weapons]] | ||
[[Category:2-Handed Weapons]] | |||
[[Category:Swords]] | |||
[[Category:Custom Items]] | [[Category:Custom Items]] |
Latest revision as of 20:38, 15 February 2023
This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. That's not offensive at all, unless you think there's something *wrong* with being gay, and therefore don't read it as "Totally Awesome Claymore." So the only way you'd be offended by this item is if you're a total homophobe, and homophobia is totally not gay.
Check it out!
Type: weapon (2-handed sword)
Damage: 7 - 14
Muscle Required: 19
Cannot be traded or discarded
(In-game plural: Totally Gay Claymores)
Obtained From
- Custom Item
- Given to PhilANThropiSt, and later to The Real PANTS and PhilANThropiSts
Notes
- The link shown above is actually in this item's game description window. This makes the Totally Gay Claymore and the Primitive Radio Duds outfit items the only items to feature a clickable link in their descriptions.
- This item did not exist in-game for a while, as PhilANThropiSt's account was disabled and deleted soon afterward. On February 1st, 2007, Jick presented The Real PANTS (#832346), or PhilANThropiSt's second primary account, with this item. Later, after that account was abandoned, Jick gave a Totally Gay Claymore to PhilANThropiSts (#2070920), the account that PhilANThropiSt now uses.
References
- When weapons had power instead of damage, this item had a power of 69, for obvious reasons (NSFW).
Collection
- 🥇: The Real PANTS (#832346) - 1
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