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{{itemheader|image=claymore.gif|item=Totally Gay Claymore}}
{{item|
itemid=1132|
descid=257096949|
desc=This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. That's not offensive at all, unless you think there's something *wrong* with being gay, and therefore don't read it as "Totally Awesome Claymore." So the only way you'd be offended by this item is if you're a total homophobe, and homophobia is totally not gay.


This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen.
<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.npzr.org/users/nytmare/pants/ Check it out!]</span>|
type=weapon (2-handed sword)|
power=69|
powertype=Damage|
stat=Muscle|
statreq=19|
autosell=0|
notrade=1}}


[http://www.npzr.org/users/nytmare/pants/ Check it out!]
==Obtained From==
;Custom Item
:Given to [[PhilANThropiSt]], and later to The Real PANTS and PhilANThropiSts


Type: '''weapon (2-handed sword)'''<br>
==Notes==
Power: '''69'''<br>
*The link shown above is actually in this item's game description window. This makes the Totally Gay Claymore and the [[Primitive Radio Duds]] outfit items the only items to feature a clickable link in their descriptions.
Muscle Required: '''19'''<br>
*This item did not exist in-game for a while, as [[PhilANThropiSt]]'s account was disabled and deleted soon afterward. On February 1st, 2007, Jick presented The Real PANTS (#832346), or PhilANThropiSt's second primary account, with this item. Later, after that account was abandoned, Jick gave a Totally Gay Claymore to PhilANThropiSts (#2070920), the account that PhilANThropiSt now uses.
Cannot be traded.<br>
Cannot be discarded.


==Notes==
==References==
*Given to [[Philanthropist|PhilANThropiSt]]
*When weapons had power instead of damage, this item had a power of 69, for [[Wikipedia:69 (sex position)|obvious reasons]] (NSFW).
*The link shown above in the description is actually in the Item Description within the Kingdom. This made the Totally Gay Claymore and the [[Bitchin' Meatcar]] the only items to feature a link in their description.
 
*This item no longer exists in-game, as [[Philanthropist|PhilANThropiSt]] has been disabled and the account deleted.
==Collection==
<collection>1132</collection>


[[Category:Melee Weapons]]
[[Category:Melee Weapons]]

Latest revision as of 20:38, 15 February 2023

Totally Gay Claymore
Totally Gay Claymore

This Claymore is the gayest thing you've ever seen. That's not offensive at all, unless you think there's something *wrong* with being gay, and therefore don't read it as "Totally Awesome Claymore." So the only way you'd be offended by this item is if you're a total homophobe, and homophobia is totally not gay.

Check it out!

Type: weapon (2-handed sword)
Damage: 7 - 14
Muscle Required: 19
Cannot be traded or discarded


(In-game plural: Totally Gay Claymores)
View metadata
Item number: 1132
Description ID: 257096949
View in-game: view

Obtained From

Custom Item
Given to PhilANThropiSt, and later to The Real PANTS and PhilANThropiSts

Notes

  • The link shown above is actually in this item's game description window. This makes the Totally Gay Claymore and the Primitive Radio Duds outfit items the only items to feature a clickable link in their descriptions.
  • This item did not exist in-game for a while, as PhilANThropiSt's account was disabled and deleted soon afterward. On February 1st, 2007, Jick presented The Real PANTS (#832346), or PhilANThropiSt's second primary account, with this item. Later, after that account was abandoned, Jick gave a Totally Gay Claymore to PhilANThropiSts (#2070920), the account that PhilANThropiSt now uses.

References

  • When weapons had power instead of damage, this item had a power of 69, for obvious reasons (NSFW).

Collection

  • 🥇: The Real PANTS (#832346) - 1

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