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<center>[[File:crimboku.gif|link=]] '''Uncle Crimboku'''</center>
<center>[[File:crimboku.gif|link=]] '''Uncle Crimboku'''</center>
''Initial Visit:''
*''On initial visit'':


"Ohio-gozaymasu! Welcome to CrimbokuTown, the most KAWAIII place on earth! As you can see, I've got a new work force this Crimbo, and they're doing a bang-up job!
"Ohio-gozaymasu! Welcome to CrimbokuTown, the most KAWAIII place on earth! As you can see, I've got a new work force this Crimbo, and they're doing a bang-up job!
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"Do you think you can go in there and see what's going on? If you find any spare parts we can make some toys without 'em, too. Arigato!"
"Do you think you can go in there and see what's going on? If you find any spare parts we can make some toys without 'em, too. Arigato!"


''On subsequent visits:''
*''On subsequent visits'':


"Ah-ha! We can build some toys now, ne? Here's what I can make:"
"Ah-ha! We can build some toys now, ne? Here's what I can make:"


{|
*''After gaining access to, but before defeating MechaElf'':
!Picture!!Item!!plastic ingots:!!electrical thingamabob:'''
 
"Listen, kid, ordinarily I'd be more than happy to sit here on my thumb making toys for you, but in case you haven't noticed, there's a giant robot flying around the Kingdom! Maybe you should actually use the robot we built to take it out, huh?"
 
*''After defeating MechaElf'':
 
"Great job, kid! You saved Crimbo once again. I mean, I helped, so that's gotta count for something, right?
 
"Anyway, look, there are still some animelfs in the Toy Factory, and they're not thrilled that I'm rehiring the Crimbo elves. Maybe you could help me clear 'em out? I can still make some toys for you if you find some good parts in there."
 
*''After Crimbo town was removed'':
 
"Ho-ho! Though Crimbo Town is gone I have decided to remain to continue to assemble toys for you, ne? Here is what I can make ha ha!"
 
{| style="margin: 1em auto; text-align: left" border="0px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"
!align=center|'''Item:'''!!!!align=left|'''Price:'''!!
|-
|-
 
|[[File:bubblewrap4.gif|link=bubble-wrap simulator]][[bubble-wrap simulator]]
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bubblewrap4.gif||[[bubble-wrap simulator]]||4||1
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''4'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''1'''
|-
|-
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/toycapsure.gif||[[blind-packed capsule toy]] ||7 ||3
|[[File:toycapsure.gif|link=blind-packed capsule toy]][[blind-packed capsule toy]]
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''7'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''3'''
|-
|-
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/unihorn.gif||[[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]||70 ||50
|[[File:unihorn.gif|link=brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]][[brainwave-controlled unicorn horn]]
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''70'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''50'''
|-
|-
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/dulcimerpants.gif||[[electronic dulcimer pants]] ||20||80
|[[File:dulcimerpants.gif|link=electronic dulcimer pants]][[electronic dulcimer pants]]
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''20'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''80'''
|-
|-
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/frownexerciser.gif||[[Frown Exerciser]]||50||10
|[[File:frownexerciser.gif|link=Frown Exerciser]][[Frown Exerciser]]
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''50'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''10'''
|-
|-
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bittycar.gif||[[BittyCar HotCar]]||100||150
|[[File:bittycar.gif|link=BittyCar HotCar]][[BittyCar HotCar]]
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''100'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''150'''
|-
|-
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bittycar.gif||[[BittyCar SoulCar]] ||200 ||300
|[[File:bittycar.gif|link=BittyCar SoulCar]][[BittyCar SoulCar]]
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''200'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''300'''
|-
|-
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/bittycar.gif||[[BittyCar MeatCar]]||400||600
|[[File:bittycar.gif|link=BittyCar MeatCar]][[BittyCar MeatCar]]
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''400'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''600'''
|-
|-
|http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/itemimages/chibibuddy.gif||[[ChibiBuddy™ (off)]]||1,100||1,400
|[[File:chibibuddy.gif|link=ChibiBuddy™ (off)]][[ChibiBuddy™ (off)]]
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] '''1,100'''
|[[File:elecbit.gif|link=Electrical thingamabob]] '''1,400'''
|}
|}


''You have:''<br />
{| style="margin: 1em auto; text-align: left" border="0px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"
X plastic ingots<br />
!align=center|'''You have:'''!!
Y electrical thingamabobs
|-
|[[File:plasticbit.gif|link=Plastic ingot]] X {{plural|plastic ingot}}<br />
|-
|[[File:elecbit.gif]] Y {{plural|electrical thingamabob}}
|}


==Messages==
==Messages==
''Trying to buy something without selecting anything:''
*''When you try to buy something without selecting anything'':
:That isn't a thing that's sold here.
:That isn't a thing that's sold here.


''Trying to buy something without enough ingots or thingamabobs:''
*''When you try to buy something without having enough ingots or thingamabobs'':
:You don't have enough electrical thingamabobs for that transaction.
:You don't have enough electrical thingamabobs for that transaction.
<center>''or''</center>
:You don't have enough plastic ingots for that transaction.
==Notes==
*In Japanese, the expression meaning "good day", pronounced like the name of the state of Ohio, is actually spelled "ohayou" in [[wikipedia:romaji|romaji]], being おはよう in [[wikipedia:hiragana|hiragana]].
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Latest revision as of 04:25, 1 January 2013

Uncle Crimboku
  • On initial visit:

"Ohio-gozaymasu! Welcome to CrimbokuTown, the most KAWAIII place on earth! As you can see, I've got a new work force this Crimbo, and they're doing a bang-up job!

"Okay, actually, things aren't going that great. I tried to keep the regular Crimbo elves on staff, but they had a huge argument with the animelfs about whether cartoons are better dubbed or subtitled, and all the Crimbo elves left. The new guys are producing a lot of raw materials, but barely any toys. They demand time off for morning exercises and afternoon laughing lessons, I kid you not.

"Do you think you can go in there and see what's going on? If you find any spare parts we can make some toys without 'em, too. Arigato!"

  • On subsequent visits:

"Ah-ha! We can build some toys now, ne? Here's what I can make:"

  • After gaining access to, but before defeating MechaElf:

"Listen, kid, ordinarily I'd be more than happy to sit here on my thumb making toys for you, but in case you haven't noticed, there's a giant robot flying around the Kingdom! Maybe you should actually use the robot we built to take it out, huh?"

  • After defeating MechaElf:

"Great job, kid! You saved Crimbo once again. I mean, I helped, so that's gotta count for something, right?

"Anyway, look, there are still some animelfs in the Toy Factory, and they're not thrilled that I'm rehiring the Crimbo elves. Maybe you could help me clear 'em out? I can still make some toys for you if you find some good parts in there."

  • After Crimbo town was removed:

"Ho-ho! Though Crimbo Town is gone I have decided to remain to continue to assemble toys for you, ne? Here is what I can make ha ha!"

Item: Price:
bubble-wrap simulator 4 1
blind-packed capsule toy 7 3
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 70 50
electronic dulcimer pants 20 80
Frown Exerciser 50 10
BittyCar HotCar 100 150
BittyCar SoulCar 200 300
BittyCar MeatCar 400 600
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1,100 1,400
You have:
X plastic ingots
Y electrical thingamabobs

Messages

  • When you try to buy something without selecting anything:
That isn't a thing that's sold here.
  • When you try to buy something without having enough ingots or thingamabobs:
You don't have enough electrical thingamabobs for that transaction.
or
You don't have enough plastic ingots for that transaction.

Notes

  • In Japanese, the expression meaning "good day", pronounced like the name of the state of Ohio, is actually spelled "ohayou" in romaji, being おはよう in hiragana.
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