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==Notes==
==Notes==
*This message appears in your message inbox. The Q:A is randomly generated from this list:
**Q: Why did the interview receive the leader? A: To face up the published ninja!
**Q: What did one buffalo say to the other buffalo? A: "This sucks."
**Q: What's brown and crazy and different all over? A: A land!
**Did you hear about the pretty country? It revived the prime god!
**Q: Where does a 500-lb. buffalo welcome? A: Deep underground!
**Q: What is a mood's favorite beach? A: A guilty boy!
**Q: What did one tiger say to the other tiger? A: "What's up!"
**Q: What is a congress's favorite column? A: A following put!
**Q: What's the difference between a sound and a range? A: One is a naughty situation, and the other is a justice.
**Q: What do you get when you cross an arse and a gnoll? A: A tried above a capital!
**Q: What's the difference between a sea and a wonder? A: You can't worry a wonder.
**Q: What did one rhinoceros say to the other rhinoceros? A: "What the heck?"
**Q: What's mustachoied and native and recognized all over? A: A chance!
**Knock knock!  Who's there?  Diego!  Diego who?  Diego will!
**Q: Where does a 500-lb. armadillo pick? A: Miles above the earth!
**Q: Where does a 500-lb. monkey consider? A: In an ironmongery!
**Q: What's short and beautiful and constitutional all over? A law!
*95% of the time, the player it was sent to then obtains the drone, and the remaining 5% of the time the drone explodes and gives the player 2-3 {{plural|warbear whosit}}.
*95% of the time, the player it was sent to then obtains the drone, and the remaining 5% of the time the drone explodes and gives the player 2-3 {{plural|warbear whosit}}.
*This message appears in your message inbox. As the "jokes" are made with procedural generation, they often times make no sense.


==History==
==History==

Latest revision as of 18:07, 9 November 2014

warbear procedural hilarity drone
warbear procedural hilarity drone

This is a floating drone with a little display screen on it and "HA HA HA" engraved on the side.

Type: usable (self or others)
Cannot be discarded
Free pull from Hagnk's


(In-game plural: warbear procedural hilarity drones)
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Item number: 7041
Description ID: 844782285
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Obtained From

Items
warbear requisition box

When Used

  • Used on yourself:
*INVALID REQUEST*
*HILARITY IS TO BE SPREAD*
*COMMENCE HILARITY DISPERSEMENT*
  • Used on someone else:
You input the address into your drone and send it off to <player>'s campground.
  • Target player sees:
<Player> has sent you a hilarious dronebot!
Q: <Question>

A: <Answer>

Notes

  • 95% of the time, the player it was sent to then obtains the drone, and the remaining 5% of the time the drone explodes and gives the player 2-3 warbear whosits.
  • This message appears in your message inbox. As the "jokes" are made with procedural generation, they often times make no sense.

History

  • Sometime in mid- to late-January of 2014, this item became a free pull.

Zapping

Warbear beeping telegram | Warbear procedural hilarity drone | Warbear sequential gaiety distribution system

Collection

  • 🥇: littlelolligagged (#1444786) - 2,500
  • 🥈: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 605
  • 🥉: hotdeth (#1722417) - 358
  • #4: Pastahead (#486552) - 282
  • #5: NewTexas (#861595) - 219
  • #6: Wheremydemonslie (#2555360) - 125
  • #7: Zirrrus (#2287435) - 86
  • #8: StaticMan (#2364974) - 78
  • #9: Solve_Omnis (#1867345) - 63
  • #10: Splotz (#2181379) - 55

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