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{{item|
itemid=1260|
descid=876876676|
desc=Wow, these are way better than those wax poetics and eloquents you've encountered. This is a pair of wax lips designed to add a garish, wide, unsettling smile to the dourest familiar. Just don't be surprised if your familiar starts asking you about pale, moonlit dances with the devil.|
type=familiar equipment|
familiar=any|
autosell=0|
enchantment=+3 Stat(s) Per Fight|
nohardcore=1}}


Wow, these are way better than those wax poetics and eloquents you've encountered. This is a pair of wax lips designed to add a garish, wide, unsettling smile to the dourest familiar. Just don't be surprised if your familiar starts asking you about pale, moonlit dances with the devil.
==Obtained From==
;Obsoleted Areas/Methods
;:;Stores
:::[[Mr. Store]] (1 [[Mr. Accessory]])
;:;Prize
:::[[The Raffle House]]


Type: '''familiar equipment'''<br />
==Messages==
Cannot be discarded
*Every familiar this can be equipped to gets a custom end of combat message.  See each individual [[:Category:Familiars|familiar's page]] for details.
 
<center>Enchantment: <br /><font color=blue>'''+10 lbs. of Volleyball'''</font></center>


==Notes==
==Notes==
*Equip on any [[familiar]].
{{IotM Description|date=July 2005}}
*Was available at [[Mr. Store]] July 2005.
*Cannot be equipped on a [[Comma Chameleon]].
*This item's enchantment used to be +10 lbs. of [[Blood-Faced Volleyball|Volleyball]], at that time equivalent to +2.5 Stat(s) Per Fight. The stat gain was boosted when the effect was genericized because "we didn’t want to write out the 2.5 stats thing." [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=156696]
*First prize in [[The Raffle House]] on February 7, 2008.


==References==
==References==
*The description of this item alludes to a quote by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Nicholson Jack Nicholson], as the Joker, "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?", from the 1989 movie [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096895/ ''Batman''].  [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joker_%28comics%29 The Joker] has always had a large waxy smile.
* The description of this item alludes to a quote by [[Wikipedia:Jack Nicholson|Jack Nicholson]], as the Joker, "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?", from the 1989 movie [http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096895/ ''Batman''].  [[Wikipedia:Joker (comics)|The Joker]] has always had a large waxy smile. In the film the caricature smile was from permanent scarring, in fact similar to large stuck on wax lips in appearance.
*A pair of lips is also the signature image used on [http://www.rockyhorror.com/ ''Rocky Horror Picture Show''] dvds, cds, and posters.
* In the 1983 [[Wikipedia:Steve Martin|Steve Martin]] comedy ''[[Wikipedia:The Man with Two Brains|The Man with Two Brains]]'', his character Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr places a glass jar containing the living brain of Ms. Anne Uumellmahaye (with whom he has fallen in love) on the stern seat of a rowing dinghy on a boating lake, then sticks a pair of life-size red wax lips on the glass jar, the better to kiss her.
 
* A pair of lips is also the signature image used on ''[http://www.rockyhorror.com/ Rocky Horror Picture Show]'' DVDs, CDs, and posters, as the movie opens with a giant, disembodied pair of lips singing the song 'Science Fiction: Double Feature'. This is a direct steal from the 1972 play by [[Wikipedia:Samuel Beckett|Samuel Beckett]], [[Wikipedia:Not I|''Not I'']].
==Messages on Different Familiars==
 
*'''Angry Goat:'''Your familiar  harrumphs and growls, but stil smiles with his wax lips.
 
*'''Baby Gravy Fairy:'''Your familiar  grins a blissed-out grin, the way only mushrooms and fairies can.
 
*'''Baby Yeti:'''Your familiar grins carnivorously with his wax lips.
 
*'''Barrrnacle:'''Your familiar smiles almost as if he were a creature incapable of facial expressions who had some wax lips stuck on his shell.
 
*'''Blood-Faced Volleyball:'''Your familiar smiles extra hard with the help of his wax lips.
 
*'''Cheshire Bat:'''Your familiar disappears and reappears, leaving only the wax lips floating in the air in a curious (and curiouser) smile.
 
*'''Clockwork Grapefruit:'''O, my droogies, Your familiar grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.
 
*'''Cocoabo:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Coffee Pixie:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Crimbo Elf:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Emo Squid:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Feather Boa Constrictor:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Flaming Gravy Fairy:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Frozen Gravy Fairy:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Fuzzy Dice:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Ghost Pickle on a Stick:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Ghuol Whelp:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Grue:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Hand Turkey:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Hanukkimbo dreidl:''' Your familiar
 
*'''Hovering Sombrero:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Howling Balloon Monkey:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Inflatable Dodecapede:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Jill-O-Lantern:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Killer Bee:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Leprechaun:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Levitating Potato:''' Your familiar
 
*'''MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Mosquito:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Personal Raincloud:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Rewinged Stab Bat:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Sabre-Toothed Lime:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Spooky Pirate Skeleton:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Star Starfish:'''Your familiar
 
*'''Stinky Gravy Fairy:'''Your familiar


*'''Whirling Maple Leaf:'''Your familiar
==See Also==
*[[Stat Gains from Fights]]


[[Category:Familiar equipment]]
==Collection==
<collection>1260</collection>
{{Mr Store 2005}}

Latest revision as of 15:11, 26 January 2025

wax lips
wax lips

Wow, these are way better than those wax poetics and eloquents you've encountered. This is a pair of wax lips designed to add a garish, wide, unsettling smile to the dourest familiar. Just don't be surprised if your familiar starts asking you about pale, moonlit dances with the devil.

Type: familiar equipment
Familiar: any
Cannot be discarded

+3 Stat(s) Per Fight


NOTE: This item cannot be equipped while in Hardcore.


(In-game plural: pairs of wax lips)
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Item number: 1260
Description ID: 876876676
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Stores
Mr. Store (1 Mr. Accessory)
Prize
The Raffle House

Messages

  • Every familiar this can be equipped to gets a custom end of combat message. See each individual familiar's page for details.

Notes

  • July 2005's item of the month from Mr. Store.
Its in-store description, unfortunately, has been lost to the sands of time.
  • Cannot be equipped on a Comma Chameleon.
  • This item's enchantment used to be +10 lbs. of Volleyball, at that time equivalent to +2.5 Stat(s) Per Fight. The stat gain was boosted when the effect was genericized because "we didn’t want to write out the 2.5 stats thing." [1]
  • First prize in The Raffle House on February 7, 2008.

References

  • The description of this item alludes to a quote by Jack Nicholson, as the Joker, "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?", from the 1989 movie Batman. The Joker has always had a large waxy smile. In the film the caricature smile was from permanent scarring, in fact similar to large stuck on wax lips in appearance.
  • In the 1983 Steve Martin comedy The Man with Two Brains, his character Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr places a glass jar containing the living brain of Ms. Anne Uumellmahaye (with whom he has fallen in love) on the stern seat of a rowing dinghy on a boating lake, then sticks a pair of life-size red wax lips on the glass jar, the better to kiss her.
  • A pair of lips is also the signature image used on Rocky Horror Picture Show DVDs, CDs, and posters, as the movie opens with a giant, disembodied pair of lips singing the song 'Science Fiction: Double Feature'. This is a direct steal from the 1972 play by Samuel Beckett, Not I.

See Also

Collection

  • 🥇: BoozerBear (#4576) - 19
  • 🥈: Raph Fury (#333920) - 6
  • 🥉: Grimdel (#902119) - 5
  • #4: Mystic_Potato (#154601), PacHINKOid (#43130) - 3
  • #6: Archham (#262104), Birdy (#37689), Clubbrz L337 (#188269), Dman1 (#137122), Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 2

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