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| desc=Wow, these are way better than those wax poetics and eloquents you've encountered. This is a pair of wax lips designed to add a garish, wide, unsettling smile to the dourest familiar. Just don't be surprised if your familiar starts asking you about pale, moonlit dances with the devil.| | | desc=Wow, these are way better than those wax poetics and eloquents you've encountered. This is a pair of wax lips designed to add a garish, wide, unsettling smile to the dourest familiar. Just don't be surprised if your familiar starts asking you about pale, moonlit dances with the devil.| |
| type=familiar equipment| | | type=familiar equipment| |
| | familiar=any| |
| autosell=0| | | autosell=0| |
| enchantment=+3 Stat(s) Per Fight| | | enchantment=+3 Stat(s) Per Fight| |
| hardcore=0}}
| | nohardcore=1}} |
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| ==Notes== | | ==Obtained From== |
| *Equips on any [[:Category:Familiars|familiar]] except for the [[Comma Chameleon]].
| | ;Obsoleted Areas/Methods |
| *This item's enchantment used to be +10 lbs. of [[Blood-Faced Volleyball|Volleyball]], at that time equivalent to +2.5 Stat(s) Per Fight.
| | ;:;Stores |
| *July 2005's special of the month from [[Mr. Store]].
| | :::[[Mr. Store]] (1 [[Mr. Accessory]]) |
| | ;:;Prize |
| | :::[[The Raffle House]] |
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| ==Messages on Different Familiars== | | ==Messages== |
| | *Every familiar this can be equipped to gets a custom end of combat message. See each individual [[:Category:Familiars|familiar's page]] for details. |
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| *'''[[Ancient Yuletide Troll]]:''' Your familiar sings a muffled Crimbo carol beneath the wax lips.
| | ==Notes== |
| | | {{IotM Description|date=July 2005}} |
| *'''[[Angry Goat]]:''' Your familiar harrumphs and growls, but still smiles with his wax lips. | | *Cannot be equipped on a [[Comma Chameleon]]. |
| | | *This item's enchantment used to be +10 lbs. of [[Blood-Faced Volleyball|Volleyball]], at that time equivalent to +2.5 Stat(s) Per Fight. The stat gain was boosted when the effect was genericized because "we didn’t want to write out the 2.5 stats thing." [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=156696] |
| *'''[[Astral Badger]]:''' You witness the badger slightly shred the wax lips with his sharp teeth. Better to witness the badger than badger the witness, I always say. | | *First prize in [[The Raffle House]] on February 7, 2008. |
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| *'''[[Attention-Deficit Demon]]:''' Your familiar smiles through his wax lips, then starts chewing on them, then sticks them to his forehead, then starts playing rock-paper-scissors with himself.
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| *'''[[Baby Gravy Fairy]]:''' Your familiar grins a blissed-out grin, the way only mushrooms and fairies can.
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| *'''[[Baby Yeti]]:''' Your familiar grins carnivorously with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Barrrnacle (familiar)|Barrrnacle]]:''' Your familiar smiles almost as if he were a creature incapable of facial expressions who had some wax lips stuck on his shell.
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| *'''[[Blood-Faced Volleyball]]:''' Your familiar smiles extra hard with the help of his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Cheshire Bat]]:''' Your familiar disappears and reappears, leaving only the wax lips floating in the air in a curious (and curiouser) smile.
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| *'''[[Clockwork Grapefruit]]:''' O, my droogies, Your familiar grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.
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| *'''[[Cocoabo]]:''' Your familiar smiles uncomfortably with his wax lips. If anyone asks, "do cocoabos have lips?", now the answer is "yes."
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| *'''[[Coffee Pixie]]:''' Your familiar is vibrating so fast her wax lips are a blur, but she appears to be smiling.
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| *'''[[Crimbo Elf]]:''' Your familiar smiles reluctantly with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. (familiar)|Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.]]:''' Your familiar extends a segmented arm with the wax lips on the end, like a little wax hand puppet.
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| *'''[[Cymbal-Playing Monkey]]:''' Your familiar manages to look even creepier with his blood-red wax lips. ''shudder.''
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| *'''[[Dandy Lion]]:''' Your familiar's fangs poke through the wax lips, making him lisp even more than usual.
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| *'''[[Doppelshifter]]:''' (Message depends on current shape.)
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| *'''[[Emo Squid]]:''' Your familiar smiles brightly with his wax lips, but the pain inside still seethes and burns. Your familiar begins to sob.
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| *'''[[Evil Teddy Bear]]:''' Your familiar's fangs poke through the wax lips.
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| *'''[[Feather Boa Constrictor]]:''' Your familiar ssssmiles a ssserpentine sssmile with her wax lipsss.
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| *'''[[Flaming Gravy Fairy]]:''' Your familiar grins with wax lips that are rapidly melting into a bright red liquid.
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| *'''[[Frozen Gravy Fairy]]:''' Your familiar grins an icy grin with her frozen wax lips.
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| *'''[[Fuzzy Dice]]:''' Your familiar grins with his wax lips. How he manages to roll with the wax lips stuck on one side, we don't know.
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| *'''[[Ghost Pickle on a Stick]]:''' Your familiar grins sourly and spookily with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Ghuol Whelp]]:''' Oddly enough, Your familiar grins ghuolishly with his wax lips. At least they hide what he's got stuck in his teeth.
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| *'''[[Gluttonous Green Ghost]]:''' Your familiar gnaws on the wax lips a little, but doesn't like their flavor.
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| *'''[[Grue]]:''' A gleam of white (and bright red) in the dark indicate that Your familiar is smiling with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Hand Turkey]]:''' Your familiar smiles with his wax lips -- it's a smile you know like the back of your hand.
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| *'''[[Hanukkimbo dreidl]]:''' Your familiar spins again and lands with the wax lips facing up in a very kosher smile.
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| *'''[[Hovering Sombrero]]:''' Your familiar hace una sonrisa brillante con sus labios de cera. (Translation: It does a brilliant smile with its lips of wax.)
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| *'''[[Howling Balloon Monkey]]:''' Your familiar squeaks and shifts uncomfortably beneath his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Inflatable Dodecapede]]:''' Your familiar grins happily, not at all weighed down by his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Jill-O-Lantern]]:''' Your familiar smiles brightly with her wax lips, pleased to finally have a full set of teeth.
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| *'''[[Jitterbug ]]:''' Your familiar buzzes a catchy tune behind her wax lips.
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| *'''[[Killer Bee]]:''' Your familiar smiles predatorially with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Leprechaun]]:''' Begorrah, Your familiar grins an Irish grin with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Levitating Potato]]:''' Your familiar smiles a tuberiffic, tubular smile with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech]]:''' Your familiar smiles goofily with his wax lips. OMG Kawaiiiii!
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| *'''[[Misshapen Animal Skeleton]]:''' grins with the wax lips stuck to its skull, making it look even more creepy and disjointed than it did before.
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| *'''[[Mosquito]]:''' Your familiar buzzes ominously while smiling with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Nervous Tick]]:''' The wax lips bounce up and down as your familiar twitches uncontrollably behind them.
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| *'''[[Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot]]:''' Your familiar grins at you with the wax lips stuck to the outside of his mask. The effect is, on the whole, disturbing.
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| *'''[[Ninja Snowflake]]:''' You see your snowflake smile, the faint impression of the wax lips visible behind his tiny mask.
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| *'''[[O.A.F.]]:''' <name> doesn't look friendly, even with the wax lips stuck to his exoskeleton.
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| *'''[[Origami Towel Crane]]:''' Your familiar grins at you with its wax lips, and flaps its wings listlessly.
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| *'''[[Penguin Goodfella]]:''' Your familiar grins a bloodthirsty grin behind his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Personal Raincloud]]:''' Your familiar smiles quickly with the wax lips, before you can wonder how you can stick wax lips on a cloud.
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| *'''[[Pet Rock]]:''' (No message.)
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| *'''[[Pygmy Bugbear Shaman]]:''' Your familiar smiles extra wide with his wax lips. He looks so cute you could just strangle him.
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| *'''[[Sabre-Toothed Lime]]:''' Your familiar grins and almost loses his wax lips (they don't fit well over the sabre teeth, you see).
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| *'''[[Scary Death Orb]]:''' Your familiar bobs up and down in the air, with the wax lips stuck to its front. This is not the strangest thing you've ever seen, but it's close.
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| *'''[[Sleazy Gravy Fairy]]:''' Your familiar blows you a big wax kiss.
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| *'''[[Snowy Owl]]:''' Your familiar pokes its beak through the wax lips and says something that sounds like "O RLY?".
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| *'''[[Spirit Hobo]]:''' Your familiar sneaks a sip of booze underneath his wax lips. They look silly perched on his spectral stubble. Not that anyone doesn't look silly in wax lips.
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| *'''[[Spooky Gravy Fairy]]:''' Your familiar smirks and blows clove-scented smoke through her wax lips.
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| *'''[[Spooky Pirate Skeleton]]:''' Your familiar grins happily, since he now has lips. He still doesn't have any guts, though.
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| *'''[[Stab Bat]]:''' Your familiar grins a bloodthirsty, untrustworthy grin with his wax lips.
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| *'''[[Star Starfish]]:''' Your familiar smiles vertically with his wax lips. You must have stuck them on wrong.
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| *'''[[Stinky Gravy Fairy]]:''' Your familiar smiles invitingly with her wax lips, but you still can't stand to get too close. | |
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| *'''[[Sweet Nutcracker]]:''' Your familiar makes muffled "clop" noises underneath the wax lips.
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| *'''[[Teddy Bear]]:''' Your familiar smiles broadly through the wax lips. First one to make a "grin and bear it" joke gets kneecapped.
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| *'''[[Temporal Riftlet]]:''' Your familiar smiles in slow motion with the lips that are somehow suspended in his howling void.
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| *'''[[Toothsome Rock]]:''' (No message.)
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| *'''[[Whirling Maple Leaf]]:''' Your familiar smiles all aboot with his wax lips, eh? Ya hoser.
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| *'''[[Wild Hare]]:''' Your familiar wiggles his nose from underneath the wax lips. You've never seen a hare with a grin like that before, or a grin with hair like that.
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| *'''[[Wind-up Chattering Teeth]]:''' Your familiar grins at you with its wax lips. Well, it's always grinning, but this time it seems like it really means it.
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| *'''[[Wizard Action Figure]]:''' Your familiar points his wand at the wax lips and chants "Zygomaticus Rictus!" The lips rise into the air and smile broadly.
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| ==References== | | ==References== |
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| ==Collection== | | ==Collection== |
| <collection>1260</collection> | | <collection>1260</collection> |
| | | {{Mr Store 2005}} |
| {{iotm|item=wax lips|duration=July 2005|before=deflated inflatable dodecapede|after=pygmy bugbear shaman}} | |
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