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| <TABLE CELLPADDING=3 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=1px>
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| <TH>Name</TH><TH>Power</TH><TH>Requirements</TH><TH>Notes</TH>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]</TD>
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| <TD>200</TD>
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| <TD>85 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>All Attributes +9<br>Awarded to people who find a lot of bugs, or major ones</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[fetus-smashing club]]</TD>
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| <TD>200</TD>
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| <TD>85 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Unique (eg You're not getting one)</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Bugfinder Blade]]</TD>
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| <TD>180</TD>
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| <TD>75 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>All Attributes +7<br>Awarded to people who find a few bugs</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[arse-shooting crossbow]]</TD>
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| <TD>160</TD>
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| <TD>65 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>All Attributes +15<br>Unique (eg You're not getting one)</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[bugbear-smiting sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>150</TD>
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| <TD>60 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Melee Damage +10<br>Muscle +10<br>Unique (eg You're not getting one)</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[drywall axe]]</TD>
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| <TD>150</TD>
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| <TD>60 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[giant needle]]</TD>
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| <TD>150</TD>
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| <TD>60 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Needed for a quest</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]</TD>
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| <TD>150</TD>
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| <TD>60 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[chrome crossbow]]</TD>
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| <TD>120</TD>
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| <TD>45 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>+3 adventures per day</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[chrome staff]]</TD>
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| <TD>120</TD>
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| <TD>45 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>+3 adventures per day</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[chrome sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>120</TD>
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| <TD>45 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>+3 adventures per day</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[denim axe]]</TD>
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| <TD>120</TD>
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| <TD>45 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Part of a reward for finishing a quest</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[asbestos crossbow]]</TD>
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| <TD>110</TD>
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| <TD>40 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>Moxie +9</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[asbestos staff]]</TD>
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| <TD>110</TD>
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| <TD>40 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Mysticality +9</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[asbestos sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>110</TD>
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| <TD>40 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Muscle +9</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[batblade]]</TD>
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| <TD>110</TD>
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| <TD>40 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Used to make [[Rewinged stab bat]]</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[iron pasta spoon]]</TD>
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| <TD>110</TD>
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| <TD>40 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[bow staff]]</TD>
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| <TD>100</TD>
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| <TD>35 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Part of [[Bow Tux]] outfit<br>Mysticality +5<br>Melee Damage +3<br>From [[Crimbo]] (eg You can probably forget about getting one of these)</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Crimbo sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>100</TD>
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| <TD>35 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Melee Damage +5<br>Part of [[Crimbo Duds]] outfit<br>From [[Crimbo]] (eg You can probably forget about getting one of these)</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[icy-hot katana]]</TD>
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| <TD>90</TD>
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| <TD>30 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]] outfit</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[kneecapping stick]]</TD>
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| <TD>90</TD>
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| <TD>30 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>3x chance of Critical Hit</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]</TD>
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| <TD>80</TD>
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| <TD>25 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Part of [[Mining Gear]] outfit</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[crowbarrr]]</TD>
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| <TD>80</TD>
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| <TD>25 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[frozen nunchaku]]</TD>
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| <TD>80</TD>
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| <TD>25 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Melee Damage +3</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[grave robbing shovel]]</TD>
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| <TD>80</TD>
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| <TD>25 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]</TD>
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| <TD>80</TD>
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| <TD>25 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>Moxie +7</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]</TD>
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| <TD>80</TD>
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| <TD>25 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Mysticality +7</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>80</TD>
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| <TD>25 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Muscle +7</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[crazy bastard sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>75</TD>
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| <TD>22 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Muscle +5<br>Melee Damage +15<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>[[Ultra rare]]</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]</TD>
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| <TD>70</TD>
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| <TD>20 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]] outfit</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[diamond-studded cane]]</TD>
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| <TD>60</TD>
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| <TD>15 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Moxie +9<br>(Disco Bandits only)</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]</TD>
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| <TD>60</TD>
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| <TD>15 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[eXtreme meat staff]]</TD>
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| <TD>60</TD>
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| <TD>15 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Mysticality +5</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[eXtreme meat sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>60</TD>
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| <TD>15 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Muscle +5</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Gnollish autoplunger]]</TD>
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| <TD>60</TD>
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| <TD>15 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]</TD>
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| <TD>60</TD>
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| <TD>15 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]] outfit</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Mysticality +7<br>Saucerors only</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[balloon sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[basic meat foon]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Muscle +2<br>Melee Damage +3</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Bjorn's Hammer]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Muscle +7<br>(Seal Clubbers only)</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[can of maces]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Disco Banjo]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>Moxie +7<br>(Disco Bandits only)</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[dripping meat crossbow]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>Moxie +3</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[dripping meat staff]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Mysticality +3</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[dripping meat sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>50</TD>
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| <TD>10 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Muscle +3</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[basic meat spork]]</TD>
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| <TD>45</TD>
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| <TD>7 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Muscle +2<br>Melee Damage +3</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Gnollish nunchaku]]</TD>
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| <TD>45</TD>
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| <TD>7 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>A drop item that no longer drops, and so is considered rare</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[basic meat crossbow]]</TD>
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| <TD>40</TD>
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| <TD>5 moxie</TD>
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| <TD>Meatsmithing ingredient</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[basic meat staff]]</TD>
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| <TD>40</TD>
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| <TD>5 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Meatsmithing ingredient</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[basic meat sword]]</TD>
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| <TD>40</TD>
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| <TD>5 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Meatsmithing ingredient</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]</TD>
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| <TD>35</TD>
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| <TD>2 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Melee Damage +3<br>Part of a reward for a quest</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Gnollish flyswatter]]</TD>
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| <TD>35</TD>
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| <TD>2 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>Needed for a quest</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Gnollish plunger]]</TD>
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| <TD>35</TD>
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| <TD>2 muscle</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]</TD>
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| <TD>30</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[foon]]</TD>
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| <TD>30</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>Meatsmithing ingredient</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[huge mirror shard]]</TD>
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| <TD>30</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>Quest item</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[dirty hobo gloves]]</TD>
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| <TD>20</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>+1 Stench Damage</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[hippo whip]]</TD>
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| <TD>20</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>+5 to Monster Level</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[asparagus knife]]</TD>
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| <TD>15</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>+1 Stench Damage</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]</TD>
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| <TD>15</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[big stick]]</TD>
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| <TD>10</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>Meatsmithing ingredient</TD>
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| </TR>
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| <TR ALIGN=center style="background-color: #DDDDDD">
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| <TD>[[cool whip]]</TD>
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| <TD>10</TD>
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| <TD>-</TD>
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| <TD>Required for a quest</TD>
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| </TR>
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| </TABLE>
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