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{{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
#REDIRECT[[Weapons]]
 
Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.
 
All crossbows, slingshots, banjos, guitars, pistols, and accordions are [[ranged weapons]]. All other items are considered [[melee weapons]] unless otherwise noted.
 
If you're clumsy, you may [[fumble]] your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.
 
==[[Melee weapons]] ([[Muscle]])==
<TABLE CELLPADDING=3 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=1px class="sorttable">
<tr align=center style="background-color: #EFEFEF;">
<th>Name</th>
<th>Power</th>
<th>Requirements</th>
<th>Weapon Type</th>
<th>Notes</th>
</tr>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[antique spear]]</TD>
<TD>200</TD>
<TD>85 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed polearm</TD>
<TD>
*Combat Initiative -30%
*Successful hit weakens opponent
*if used as primary weapon, can break
*part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]] outfit
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]</TD>
<TD>200</TD>
<TD>85 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>All Attributes +11<br>Awarded to people who find a lot of bugs, or major ones</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Bugfinder Blade]]</TD>
<TD>180</TD>
<TD>75 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>All Attributes +7<br>Awarded to people who find a few bugs</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[plexiglass pike pike]]</TD>
<TD>180</TD>
<TD>75 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed spear</TD>
<TD>+25 Melee Damage<br>+10 PvP fight(s) per day<br>+30% Muscle<br>Reward for completing a [[Ascension#Hardcore Oxygenarian|Hardcore oxygenarian]] ascension as a [[Seal Clubber]]</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[denim axe]]</TD>
<TD>170</TD>
<TD>70 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed axe</TD>
<TD>Muscle +10<br>Melee Damage +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[star staff]]</TD>
<TD>165</TD>
<TD>67 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +8</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[star sword]]</TD>
<TD>165</TD>
<TD>67 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +8</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[giant discarded plastic fork]]</TD>
<TD>155</TD>
<TD>62 Muscle</TD>
<TD>3-handed staff</TD>
<TD>2x chance of Critical Hit<br>Combat Initiative -10%</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]</TD>
<TD>150</TD>
<TD>60 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed polearm?</TD>
<TD>
Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 1,125 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[drywall axe]]</TD>
<TD>150</TD>
<TD>60 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed axe</TD>
<TD>All Attributes +3%</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[giant needle]]</TD>
<TD>150</TD>
<TD>60 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed spear</TD>
<TD>+5 to Monster Level</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Radio Free Foil]]</TD>
<TD>150</TD>
<TD>60 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]] outfit<br>Intrinsic effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]] (Muscle +20)<br>[[Radio KoL]] contest prize</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[star spatula]]</TD>
<TD>150</TD>
<TD>60 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[batblade]]</TD>
<TD>145</TD>
<TD>57 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed knife</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +15</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[ridiculously huge sword]]</TD>
<TD>140</TD>
<TD>55 Muscle</TD>
<TD>3-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +10</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[broken sword]]</TD>
<TD>135</TD>
<TD>52 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>{{element|Resistance|Spooky}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[ram-battering staff]]</TD>
<TD>135</TD>
<TD>52 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>+10 Damage to Hot Spells<br>Moxie +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[star stiletto]]</TD>
<TD>135</TD>
<TD>52 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed dagger</TD>
<TD>Muscle +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[titanium assault umbrella]]</TD>
<TD>130</TD>
<TD>50 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed umbrella</TD>
<TD>Slight Resistance to All Elements</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Grimacite glaive]]</TD>
<TD>125</TD>
<TD>47 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed polearm</TD>
<TD>
*Melee Damage +15
*Muscle +percentage based on moons</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[pitchfork]]</TD>
<TD>125</TD>
<TD>47 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed spear</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +9</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[asbestos sword]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +7<br>Mysticality +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[buffalo blade]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +5
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[chrome staff]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</td>
<TD>+3 adventures per day</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[chrome sword]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>+3 adventures per day</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[giant cheesestick]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[hairy staff]]</TD>
<TD>135</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +7
*Spell Damage +7
*Regenerate 5-7 MP per adventure
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[meatspout staff]]</TD>
<TD>125</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +7
*+3 Adventures per day
*+15% Meat from Monsters
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[shuddersword]]</TD>
<TD>125</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +7
*Spell Damage +7
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[smoldering staff]]</TD>
<TD>125</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +7
*Moxie +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Spirit Precipice]]</TD>
<TD>135</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +7
*Mysticality +5
*5x chance of Critical Hit
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]</TD>
<TD>130</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +7
*+5 Adventures per day
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[two-handed depthsword]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 900 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[lupine sword]]</TD>
<TD>115</TD>
<TD>42 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>+9 {{element|Spooky}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[ram stick]]</TD>
<TD>115</TD>
<TD>42 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Moxie +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[serpentine sword]]</TD>
<TD>115</TD>
<TD>42 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>+10 to Monster Level (+20 with [[Snake shield]] equipped)</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[asbestos staff]]</TD>
<TD>110</TD>
<TD>40 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +9</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[iron pasta spoon]]</TD>
<TD>110</TD>
<TD>40 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +10<br>Obtained from a [[Frozen Mob Penguin]]; [[:Category:Mafia_Items|Mafia item]]<br>was dropped at [[The Icy Peak in The Recent Past]]</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[bamboo bokuto]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 750 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[bow staff]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Bow Tux]] outfit<br>Mysticality +5<br>Melee Damage +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Crimbo sword]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]] outfit<br>Melee Damage +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[duck-on-a-string]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed flail</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +5<br>+5% Item Drops From Monsters</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[linoleum staff]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Maximum MP +20</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[linoleum sword]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Maximum HP +20</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Mafia violin case]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>Muscle +20<br>Melee Damage +30<br>Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[oversized pizza cutter]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +13</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>3-handed ...weapon</TD>
<TD>
*3x chance of Critical Hit
*3x chance of Fumble
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[soylent staff]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +4
*Spell Damage +10
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[spiked femur]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>+6 {{element|Spooky}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +4
*Combat Initiative +20%
*2x chance of Critical Hit
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[time sword]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Time Trappings]] outfit<br>+3 adventures per day</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed flail</TD>
<TD>
*Melee Damage +5
*+5% Item Drops from Monsters
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[huge spoon]]</TD>
<TD>90</TD>
<TD>30 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +10</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[icy-hot katana]]</TD>
<TD>90</TD>
<TD>30 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]] outfit<br>+3 {{element|Hot}}<br>+3 {{element|Cold}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[kneecapping stick]]</TD>
<TD>90</TD>
<TD>30 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>Obtained from a [[Frozen Mob Penguin]]; [[:Category:Mafia_Items|Mafia item]]<br>was dropped at [[The Icy Peak in The Recent Past]]</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[ninja mop]]</TD>
<TD>90</TD>
<TD>30 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed polearm</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +4</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[stainless steel shillelagh]]</TD>
<TD>90</TD>
<TD>30 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +20<br>4x chance of Critical Hit<br>Muscle +15%<br>Reward for completing a [[hardcore]] ascension as a [[Seal Clubber]]</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[vorpal blade]]</TD>
<TD>90</TD>
<TD>30 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]] outfit<br>2x chance of Critical Hit</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed axe</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Mining Gear]] outfit<br>Successful Hit Weakens Opponent</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[clockwork sword]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +10<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>Heals 3-24 HP on Critical Hit</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[crowbarrr]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Combat Initiative +10%</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[frozen nunchaku]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed club</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +2<br>+2 {{element|Cold}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[grass blade]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Grass Guise]] outfit<br>Melee Damage +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[grave robbing shovel]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed polearm</TD>
<TD>+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br>Combat Initiative -10%</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +8</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Muscle +5<br>Mysticality +5<br>Spell Damage +15</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed polearm</TD>
<TD>
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*Combat Initiative -10%
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[savory staff]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +4</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[savory sword]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +4</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[spooky bicycle chain]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed whip</TD>
<TD>+5 {{element|Spooky}}<br>2x chance of Critical Hit</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[wholeberd]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed polearm</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +4</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[chopsticks]]</TD>
<TD>75</TD>
<TD>23 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>
*Combat Initiative +20%
*Spell Damage +12
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[crazy bastard sword]]</TD>
<TD>75</TD>
<TD>22 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +5<br>Melee Damage +15<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>[[Ultra Rares|Ultra rare]] drop</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[25-meat staff]]</TD>
<TD>70</TD>
<TD>20 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 525 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[flaming cardboard sword]]</TD>
<TD>70</TD>
<TD>20 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +3
*Melee Damage +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[flypaper staff]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>20 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +3
*Melee Damage +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Frost™ brand sword]]</TD>
<TD>70</TD>
<TD>20 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +3
*+3 Monster Level
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]</TD>
<TD>70</TD>
<TD>20 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]] outfit<br>+4 {{element|Sleaze}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[squeaky staff]]</TD>
<TD>75</TD>
<TD>20 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +3
*+6 to Monster Level
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[sword of static]]</TD>
<TD>75</TD>
<TD>20 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +3
*Moxie +2
*Regenerate 2-3 MP per adventure
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[wiffle-flail]]</TD>
<TD>75</TD>
<TD>20 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed flail</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +3
*Muscle +2
*Combat Initiative +20%
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[bubblewrap staff]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +3
*Muscle +2
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[bubblewrap sword]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +3
*Mysticality +2
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[cardboard staff]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +3
*Melee Damage +3
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[cardboard sword]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +3
*Melee Damage +3
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[dense meat staff]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[dense meat sword]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[diamond-studded cane]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>Moxie +5<br>([[Disco Bandit]]s only)</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[eXtreme meat staff]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +7</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[eXtreme meat sword]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +7</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[filthy pestle]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +7</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[flaming crutch]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>+3 {{element|Hot}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[glistening staff]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +2
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Gnollish autoplunger]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>3-handed spear</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed polearm</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]] outfit<br>Melee Damage +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[muculent machete]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +2
*+5% Meat from Monsters
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[sabre teeth]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed knife</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +4</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[styrofoam staff]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +3
*+3 Monster Level
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[styrofoam sword]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +3
*+3 to Monster Level
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[wooden axe]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed axe</TD>
<TD>Muscle +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed saucepan</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +7<br>([[Sauceror]]s only)</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[balloon sword]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Never Fumble<br>Melee Damage -2</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Bjorn's Hammer]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>Muscle +7<br>([[Seal Clubber]]s only)</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[dripping meat staff]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[dripping meat sword]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Pasta of Peril]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +7<br>([[Pastamancer]]s only)</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[pixel sword]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]] outfit<br>Combat Initiative +15%</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[pestoblade]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>
*Muscle +3
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[poutine pole]]</TD>
<TD>55</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>
*Mysticality +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Turtleslinger]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed slingshot</TD>
<TD>Muscle +7<br>([[Turtle Tamer]]s only)</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Unionize The Elves sign]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>Successful hit weakens opponent</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[basic meat spork]]</TD>
<TD>45</TD>
<TD>7 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Muscle +3<br>Melee Damage +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Gnollish nunchaku]]</TD>
<TD>45</TD>
<TD>7 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed club</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +3<br>No longer drops; considered rare</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[basic meat staff]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +1<br>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[basic meat sword]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +1<br>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[rubber axe]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed axe</TD>
<TD>+2 {{element|Sleaze}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[starchy staff]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[starchy sword]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[suede shortsword]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 300 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[white sword]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +2</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]</TD>
<TD>35</TD>
<TD>2 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed knife</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +3<br>+1 {{element|Stench}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Gnollish flyswatter]]</TD>
<TD>35</TD>
<TD>2 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Gnollish plunger]]</TD>
<TD>35</TD>
<TD>2 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed spear</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[jack flapper]]</TD>
<TD>35</TD>
<TD>2 Muscle</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[spooky staff]]</TD>
<TD>35</TD>
<TD>2 Muscle</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +3<br>+2 {{element|Spooky}}</TD>
</TR>
 
</TABLE>
 
==[[Mysticality weapons]] ([[Mysticality]])==
<TABLE CELLPADDING=3 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=1px class="sorttable">
 
<tr align=center style="background-color: #EFEFEF;">
<th>Name</th>
<th>Power</th>
<th>Requirements</th>
<th>Weapon Type</th>
<th>Notes</th>
</tr>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[silver shrimp fork]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Mysticality</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell damage +14<br>Melee Damage +5</TD>
 
</TR>
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[clockwork staff]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Mysticality</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +10<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>Restores 3-24 MP on Critical Hit</TD>
</TR>
 
</TABLE>
 
==[[Ranged weapons]] ([[Moxie]])==
<TABLE CELLPADDING=3 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=1px class="sorttable">
 
<tr align=center style="background-color: #EFEFEF;">
<th>Name</th>
<th>Power</th>
<th>Requirements</th>
<th>Weapon Type</th>
<th>Notes</th>
</tr>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[toy ray gun]]</TD>
<TD>175</TD>
<TD>72 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed pistol</TD>
<TD>+5 {{element|Hot}}<br>2x chance of Critical Hit<br>Cannot equip more than one</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[star crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>165</TD>
<TD>67 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +8</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[star boomerang]]</TD>
<TD>135</TD>
<TD>52 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed boomerang</TD>
<TD>Moxie +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Ga-ga radio]]</TD>
<TD>125</TD>
<TD>47 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed radio</TD>
<TD>+1 Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Melee Damage +5<br>Maximum MP +20</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[automatic catapult]]</TD>
<TD>150</TD>
<TD>60 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed autopult</TD>
<TD>available from [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 1,125 Meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[lucky ball-and-chain]]</TD>
<TD>130</TD>
<TD>50 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed flail</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 975 meat.</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[carob cannon]]</TD>
<TD>135</TD>
<TD>45 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +7
*+3 Adventures per day
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[chrome crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>+3 adventures per day</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed guitar</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +11</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[hot cross bow]]</TD>
<TD>130</TD>
<TD>45 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +7
*Muscle +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[potato pistol]]</TD>
<TD>120</TD>
<TD>45 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed pistol</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +5
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[projectile icemaker]]</TD>
<TD>125</TD>
<TD>45 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +7
*Spell Damage +7
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[asbestos crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>110</TD>
<TD>40 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +9</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[sack of doorknobs]]</TD>
<TD>110</TD>
<TD>40 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed sack</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 825 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[acoustic guitarrr]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed guitar</TD>
<TD>+2% Meat from Monsters</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[can of fake snow]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed can</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]] outfit<br>+5 {{element|Cold}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[goulauncher]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +4
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[linoleum crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Maximum HP/MP +10</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[prehistoric spear]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>35 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed throwing spear</TD>
<TD>2x chance of Critical Hit</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Cerebral Crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>90</TD>
<TD>30 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]] outfit<br>+3 {{element|Cold}}<br>+3 {{element|Spooky}}<br>+3 {{element|Sleaze}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[clockwork crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Ranged Damage +10<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>Weakens Monster on Critical Hit</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[lead yo-yo]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed yo-yo</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 600 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[savory crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>25 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +4</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[bubble bauble bow]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>20 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed bow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +3
*Mysticality +3
*+5% Item Drops from Monsters
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[can cannon]]</TD>
<TD>75</TD>
<TD>20 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +3<br>+3 to Monster Level<br>Melee Damage +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Crimbo ukelele]]</TD>
<TD>80</TD>
<TD>20 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed guitar</TD>
<TD>+10% Item Drops from Monsters</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[grease gun]]</TD>
<TD>65</TD>
<TD>20 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed pistol</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +3
*Melee Damage +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>70</TD>
<TD>20 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[cardboard crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +3
*Melee Damage +3
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[bubblewrap crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +3
*Mysticality +2
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[dense meat crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +7</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[ratarang]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed boomerang</TD>
<TD>
*Ranged Damage +7
*Moxie +3
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[repeating crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>65</TD>
<TD>15 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +2
*3x chance of Critical Hit
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[slightly peevedbow]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed bow</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 450 meat.</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[styrofoam crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>60</TD>
<TD>15 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +3
*+3 to Monster Level
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[can of maces]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed club (ranged)</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +2<br>Slight Sleaze Resistance</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Disco Banjo]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed banjo</TD>
<TD>Moxie +7<br>([[Disco Bandit]]s only)</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[dripping meat crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Rock and Roll Legend]]</TD>
<TD>50</TD>
<TD>10 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed accordion</TD>
<TD>Moxie +7<br>([[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]] only)</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[basic meat crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +1<br>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[calavera concertina]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Moxie</TD>
<TD>2-handed accordion</TD>
<TD>Moxie +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[curdflinger]]</TD>
<TD>45</TD>
<TD>5 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>
*Moxie +3
*Successful hit weakens opponent
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[starchy crossbow]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>5 Moxie</TD>
<TD>1-handed crossbow</TD>
<TD>Moxie +3</TD>
</TR>
 
</TABLE>
 
==Weapons without requirements==
<TABLE CELLPADDING=3 CELLSPACING=0 BORDER=1px class="sorttable">
 
<tr align=center style="background-color: #EFEFEF;">
<th>Name</th>
<th>Power</th>
<th>Requirements</th>
<th>Weapon Type</th>
<th>Notes</th>
</tr>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[flaming juggler's balls]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed euphemisms</TD>
<TD>
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 Stats Per Fight
</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[ice sickle]]</TD>
<TD>100</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed scythe</TD>
<TD>+15 to Monster Level<BR>+5 {{element|Cold}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[pool cue]]</TD>
<TD>40</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>Moxie +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[cardboard katana]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +2</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[cardboard wakizashi]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>+2 [[Damage Reduction]]</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>+2 {{element|Sleaze}}<br>Drops on [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]]</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed knife</TD>
<TD>Drains MP on Successful Hit</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[halfberd]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed polearm</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +2</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[huge mirror shard]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed knife</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Knob Goblin spatula]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +4</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[little paper umbrella]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed umbrella</TD>
<TD>+1 Spell Damage<br>[[Cocktailcrafting]] ingredient</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[portable corkscrew]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed tool</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +3<br>Spell Damage +3<br>Drops on [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]]</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[shiny butcherknife]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +5</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[skeleton bone]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>+2 Spooky Damage</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[spooky stick]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>+2 Spooky Damage</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[spork]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Muscle +2<br>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Wand of Nagamar]]</TD>
<TD>30</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed wand</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[eggbeater]]</TD>
<TD>25</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +2</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]</TD>
<TD>25</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[stone banjo]]</TD>
<TD>25</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>2-handed banjo</TD>
<TD>Moxie +1</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[wooden stakes]]</TD>
<TD>25</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>2-handed spear</TD>
<TD>Melee Damage +1</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[corn holder]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +1</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[dishrag]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed whip</TD>
<TD>+3 {{element|Stench}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[gnauga hide whip]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed whip</TD>
<TD>+3% Item Drops from Monsters</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Gnollish pie server]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Spell Damage +3</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[hippo whip]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed whip</TD>
<TD>+10 to Monster Level</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[penguin whip]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed whip</TD>
<TD>+3% Meat from Monsters</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[yak whip]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed whip</TD>
<TD>Successful hit weakens opponent</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Knob Goblin tongs]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>Mysticality +1</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[slingshot]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>2-handed slingshot</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 150 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[sweet ninja sword]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 50 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[tiny ninja sword]]</TD>
<TD>20</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Moxie +1</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[asparagus knife]]</TD>
<TD>15</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed knife</TD>
<TD>+1 {{element|Stench}}</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]</TD>
<TD>15</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Muscle +1</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[bar whip]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed whip</TD>
<TD>+2 to Familiar Weight</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[big stick]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>2-handed staff</TD>
<TD>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[clown hammer]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>Squeaky!</TD>
</TR>
 
<tr align="center">
<td>[[clown whip]]</td>
<td>10</td>
<td>-</td>
<td>1-handed whip</td>
<td>So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}</td>
</tr>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[cool whip]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed whip</TD>
<TD>Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 30 meat</TD>
</TR>
 
<tr align="center">
<td>[[demon whip]]</td>
<td>10</td>
<td>-</td>
<td>1-handed whip</td>
<td>
+3 {{element|Hot}}<br />
+3 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />
+3 {{element|Stench}}
</td>
</tr>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[disco ball]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed disco ball</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[pasta spoon]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed utensil</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[saucepan]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed saucepan</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[seal-clubbing club]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed club</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[stolen accordion]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>2-handed accordion</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
</TR>
 
<TR ALIGN=center>
<TD>[[tiny plastic sword]]</TD>
<TD>10</TD>
<TD>-</TD>
<TD>1-handed sword</TD>
<TD>Moxie +1<br>[[Cocktailcrafting]] ingredient</TD>
</TR>
 
<tr align="center">
<td>[[white whip]]</td>
<td>10</td>
<td>-</td>
<td>1-handed whip</td>
<td>+1 Stat(s) Per Fight</td>
 
</tr>
 
</TABLE>
 
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Latest revision as of 22:26, 18 May 2012

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