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| {{RETURNTO Mechanics}}
| | #REDIRECT[[Weapons]] |
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| Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.
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| All crossbows, slingshots, banjos, guitars, pistols, and accordions are [[ranged weapons]]. All other items are considered [[melee weapons]] unless otherwise noted.
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| If you're clumsy, you may [[fumble]] your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.
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| ==[[Melee weapons]] ([[Muscle]])==
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| ! Name
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| ! Power
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| ! Requirements
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| ! Weapon Type
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| ! Notes
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| | [[antique spear]]
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| | 200
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| | 85 Muscle
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| | 1-handed polearm
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| *Combat Initiative -30%
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| *Successful hit weakens opponent
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| *if used as primary weapon, can break
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| *part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]] outfit
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| | [[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
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| | 200
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| | 85 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | All Attributes +11<br>Awarded to people who find a lot of bugs, or major ones
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| | [[Bugfinder Blade]]
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| | 180
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| | 75 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | All Attributes +7<br>Awarded to people who find a few bugs
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| | [[plexiglass pike pike]]
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| | 180
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| | 75 Muscle
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| | 2-handed spear
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| | +25 Melee Damage<br>+10 PvP fight(s) per day<br>+30% Muscle<br>Reward for completing a [[Ascension#Hardcore Oxygenarian|Hardcore oxygenarian]] ascension as a [[Seal Clubber]]
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| | [[denim axe]]
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| | 170
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| | 70 Muscle
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| | 2-handed axe
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| | Muscle +10<br>Melee Damage +10
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| | [[star staff]]
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| | 165
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| | 67 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Mysticality +8
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| | [[star sword]]
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| | 165
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| | 67 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Muscle +8
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| | [[giant discarded plastic fork]]
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| | 155
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| | 62 Muscle
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| | 3-handed staff
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| | 2x chance of Critical Hit<br>Combat Initiative -10%
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| |-
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| | [[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
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| | 150
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| | 60 Muscle
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| | 2-handed polearm?
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| Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 1,125 meat
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| | [[drywall axe]]
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| | 150
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| | 60 Muscle
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| | 2-handed axe
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| | All Attributes +2<br />All Attributes +3%
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| | [[giant needle]]
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| | 150
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| | 60 Muscle
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| | 2-handed spear
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| | +5 to Monster Level
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| |-
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| | [[Radio Free Foil]]
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| | 150
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| | 60 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]] outfit<br>Intrinsic effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]] (Muscle +20)<br>[[Radio KoL]] contest prize
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| | [[star spatula]]
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| | 150
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| | 60 Muscle
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| | 1-handed utensil
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| | Spell Damage +15
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| |-
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| | [[batblade]]
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| | 145
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| | 57 Muscle
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| | 1-handed knife
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| | Melee Damage +15
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| |-
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| | [[ridiculously huge sword]]
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| | 140
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| | 55 Muscle
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| | 3-handed sword
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| | Melee Damage +12<br />Muscle +4
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| | [[broken sword]]
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| | 135
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| | 52 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
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| |-
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| | [[ram-battering staff]]
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| | 135
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| | 52 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | +10 Damage to Hot Spells<br>Moxie +5
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| |-
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| | [[star stiletto]]
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| | 135
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| | 52 Muscle
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| | 1-handed dagger
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| | Muscle +5
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| |-
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| | [[titanium assault umbrella]]
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| | 130
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| | 50 Muscle
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| | 1-handed umbrella
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| | Slight Resistance to All Elements
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| |-
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| | [[Grimacite glaive]]
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| | 125
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| | 47 Muscle
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| | 2-handed polearm
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| *Melee Damage +15
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| *Muscle +percentage based on moons
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| |-
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| | [[pitchfork]]
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| | 125
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| | 47 Muscle
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| | 1-handed spear
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| | Melee Damage +9
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| |-
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| | [[asbestos sword]]
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| | 120
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Muscle +7<br>Mysticality +5
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| | [[buffalo blade]]
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| | 120
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| *Muscle +5
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| *+3 {{element|Hot}}
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| *+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
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| | [[giant cheesestick]]
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| | 120
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +5
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| *+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
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| | [[hairy staff]]
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| | 135
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +7
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| *Spell Damage +7
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| *Regenerate 5-7 MP per adventure
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| | [[linoleum staff]]
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| | 120
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Mysticality +7<br />Spell Damage +7
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| | [[meatspout staff]]
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| | 125
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +7
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| *+3 Adventures per day
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| *+15% Meat from Monsters
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| | [[shuddersword]]
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| | 125
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| *Muscle +7
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| *Spell Damage +7
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| *+5 {{element|Spooky}}
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| | [[smoldering staff]]
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| | 125
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +7
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| *Moxie +5
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| *+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
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| |-
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| | [[Spirit Precipice]]
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| | 135
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| *Muscle +7
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| *Mysticality +5
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| *5x chance of Critical Hit
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| | [[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
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| | 130
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| *Muscle +7
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| *+5 Adventures per day
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| | [[two-handed depthsword]]
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| | 120
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| | 45 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 900 meat
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| | [[lupine sword]]
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| | 115
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| | 42 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | +9 {{element|Spooky}}
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| |-
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| | [[ram stick]]
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| | 115
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| | 42 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Moxie +5
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| |-
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| | [[serpentine sword]]
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| | 115
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| | 42 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | +10 to Monster Level (+20 with [[Snake shield]] equipped)
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| | [[chrome staff]]
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| | 110
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| | 40 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Mysticality +7<br />+3 adventures per day
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| |-
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| | [[linoleum sword]]
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| | 110
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| | 40 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Muscle +7<br />Spell Damage +7
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| | [[iron pasta spoon]]
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| | 110
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| | 40 Muscle
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| | 1-handed utensil
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| | Spell Damage +10<br>Obtained from a [[Frozen Mob Penguin]]; [[:Category:Mafia_Items|Mafia item]]<br>was dropped at [[The Icy Peak in The Recent Past]]
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| | [[asbestos staff]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Mysticality +7<br />Moxie +5
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| | [[bamboo bokuto]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 750 meat
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| | [[bow staff]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Part of the [[Bow Tux]] outfit<br>Mysticality +5<br>Melee Damage +3
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| | [[chrome sword]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Muscle +7<br />+3 adventures per day
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| | [[Crimbo sword]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]] outfit<br>Melee Damage +5
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| | [[duck-on-a-string]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed flail
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| | Melee Damage +5<br>+5% Item Drops From Monsters
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| | [[Mafia violin case]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed club
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| | Muscle +20<br>Melee Damage +30<br>Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
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| | [[oversized pizza cutter]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed utensil
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| | Spell Damage +13
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| | [[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 3-handed ...weapon
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| *3x chance of Critical Hit
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| *3x chance of Fumble
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| | [[soylent staff]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +4
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| *Spell Damage +10
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| | [[spiked femur]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed club
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| | +6 {{element|Spooky}}
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| |-
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| | [[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| *Muscle +4
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| *Combat Initiative +20%
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| *2x chance of Critical Hit
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| | [[time sword]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | Part of the [[Time Trappings]] outfit<br>+3 adventures per day
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| | [[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | Melee Damage +5
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| | [[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
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| | 100
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| | 35 Muscle
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| | 1-handed flail
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| *Melee Damage +5
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| *+5% Item Drops from Monsters
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| | [[huge spoon]]
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| | 90
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| | 30 Muscle
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| | 1-handed utensil
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| | Spell Damage +10
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| | [[icy-hot katana]]
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| | 90
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| | 30 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]] outfit<br>+3 {{element|Hot}}<br>+3 {{element|Cold}}
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| | [[kneecapping stick]]
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| | 90
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| | 30 Muscle
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| | 1-handed club
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| | 3x chance of Critical Hit<br>Obtained from a [[Frozen Mob Penguin]]; [[:Category:Mafia_Items|Mafia item]]<br>was dropped at [[The Icy Peak in The Recent Past]]
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| | [[ninja mop]]
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| | 90
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| | 30 Muscle
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| | 2-handed polearm
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| | Melee Damage +5
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| | [[stainless steel shillelagh]]
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| | 90
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| | 30 Muscle
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| | 1-handed club
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| | Melee Damage +20<br>4x chance of Critical Hit<br>Muscle +15%<br>Reward for completing a [[hardcore]] ascension as a [[Seal Clubber]]
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| | [[vorpal blade]]
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| | 90
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| | 30 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]] outfit<br>2x chance of Critical Hit
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| | [[crazy bastard sword]]
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| | 125
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | Muscle +10<br>Melee Damage +15<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>[[Ultra Rares|Ultra rare]] drop
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| | [[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed axe
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| | Part of the [[Mining Gear]] outfit<br>Successful Hit Weakens Opponent
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| | [[clockwork sword]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Melee Damage +10<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>Heals 3-24 HP on Critical Hit
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| | [[crowbarrr]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Combat Initiative +15%
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| |-
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| | [[frozen nunchaku]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed flail
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| | Melee Damage +3<br>+3 {{element|Cold}}
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| | [[grass blade]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | Part of the [[Grass Guise]] outfit<br>Melee Damage +5
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| | [[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Mysticality +5
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| |-
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| | [[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Muscle +5
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| | [[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 1-handed utensil
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| | Spell Damage +8
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| | [[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Muscle +5<br>Mysticality +5<br>Spell Damage +15
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| |-
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| | [[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed polearm
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| *+5 {{element|Spooky}}
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| *Combat Initiative -10%
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| |-
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| | [[savory staff]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Mysticality +4
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| |-
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| | [[savory sword]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| | Muscle +4
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| |-
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| | [[spooky bicycle chain]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 1-handed whip
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| | +5 {{element|Spooky}}<br>2x chance of Critical Hit
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| |-
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| | [[wholeberd]]
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| | 80
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| | 25 Muscle
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| | 2-handed polearm
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| | Melee Damage +6
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| |-
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| | [[chopsticks]]
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| | 75
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| | 23 Muscle
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| | 1-handed utensil
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| *Combat Initiative +20%
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| *Spell Damage +12
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| |-
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| | [[squeaky staff]]
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| | 75
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| | 22 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +3
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| *+6 to Monster Level
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| |-
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| | [[sword of static]]
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| | 75
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| | 22 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| *Muscle +3
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| *Moxie +2
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| *Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
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| |-
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| | [[wiffle-flail]]
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| | 75
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| | 22 Muscle
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| | 2-handed flail
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| *Mysticality +3
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| *Muscle +2
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| *Combat Initiative +20%
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| |-
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| | [[25-meat staff]]
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| | 70
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| | 20 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 525 meat
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| | [[flaming cardboard sword]]
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| | 70
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| | 20 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| *Muscle +3
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| *Melee Damage +3
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| *+3 {{element|Hot}}
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| |-
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| | [[flypaper staff]]
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| | 80
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| | 20 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +3
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| *Melee Damage +3
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| *+3 {{element|Spooky}}
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| |-
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| | [[Frost™ brand sword]]
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| | 70
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| | 20 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| *Muscle +3
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| *+3 Monster Level
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| *+3 {{element|Cold}}
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| |-
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| | [[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
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| | 70
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| | 20 Muscle
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| | 1-handed club
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| | Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]] outfit<br>+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
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| |-
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| | [[bubblewrap staff]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +3
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| *Muscle +2
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| |-
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| | [[bubblewrap sword]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| *Muscle +3
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| *Mysticality +2
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| |-
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| | [[cardboard staff]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| *Mysticality +3
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| *Melee Damage +3
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| |-
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| | [[cardboard sword]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
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| | 1-handed sword
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| *Muscle +3
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| *Melee Damage +3
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| |-
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| | [[dense meat staff]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Mysticality +3
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| |-
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| | [[dense meat sword]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
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| | 2-handed sword
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| | Muscle +3
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| |-
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| | [[diamond-studded cane]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
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| | 1-handed club
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| | Moxie +5<br>([[Disco Bandit]]s only)
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| |-
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| | [[eXtreme meat staff]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
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| | 2-handed staff
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| | Mysticality +7
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| |-
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| | [[eXtreme meat sword]]
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| | 60
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| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed sword
| |
| | Muscle +7
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[filthy pestle]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell Damage +7
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[flaming crutch]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed club
| |
| | +3 {{element|Hot}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[glistening staff]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| |
| |
| *Mysticality +2
| |
| *+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Gnollish autoplunger]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 3-handed spear
| |
| | Mysticality +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed polearm
| |
| | Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]] outfit<br>Melee Damage +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[muculent machete]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| |
| |
| *Muscle +2
| |
| *+5% Meat from Monsters
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[sabre teeth]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed knife
| |
| | Melee Damage +4
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[styrofoam staff]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| |
| |
| *Mysticality +3
| |
| *+3 Monster Level
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[styrofoam sword]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| |
| |
| *Muscle +3
| |
| *+3 to Monster Level
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[wooden axe]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed axe
| |
| | Muscle +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[poutine pole]]
| |
| | 55
| |
| | 12 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| |
| |
| *Mysticality +3
| |
| *+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[balloon sword]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Never Fumble<br>Melee Damage -2
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Bjorn's Hammer]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed club
| |
| | Muscle +7<br>([[Seal Clubber]]s only)
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[dripping meat staff]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| | Mysticality +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[dripping meat sword]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed sword
| |
| | Muscle +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[pixel sword]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]] outfit<br>Combat Initiative +15%
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[pestoblade]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| |
| |
| *Muscle +3
| |
| *+3 {{element|Stench}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Turtleslinger]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed slingshot
| |
| | Muscle +7<br>([[Turtle Tamer]]s only)
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Unionize The Elves sign]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed club
| |
| | Successful hit weakens opponent
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[basic meat spork]]
| |
| | 45
| |
| | 7 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Muscle +3<br>Melee Damage +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Gnollish nunchaku]]
| |
| | 45
| |
| | 7 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed flail
| |
| | Melee Damage +4<br>No longer drops; considered rare
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[basic meat staff]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| | Mysticality +1<br>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[basic meat sword]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed sword
| |
| | Muscle +1<br>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[rubber axe]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed axe
| |
| | +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[starchy staff]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| | Mysticality +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[starchy sword]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Muscle +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[suede shortsword]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 300 meat
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[white sword]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Muscle +2
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
| |
| | 35
| |
| | 2 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed knife
| |
| | Melee Damage +3<br>+1 {{element|Stench}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Gnollish flyswatter]]
| |
| | 35
| |
| | 2 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed club
| |
| | -
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Gnollish plunger]]
| |
| | 35
| |
| | 2 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed spear
| |
| | -
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[jack flapper]]
| |
| | 35
| |
| | 2 Muscle
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell Damage +5
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[spooky staff]]
| |
| | 35
| |
| | 2 Muscle
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| | Mysticality +3<br>+2 {{element|Spooky}}
| |
| |}
| |
| | |
| ==[[Mysticality weapons]] ([[Mysticality]])==
| |
| | |
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| |- style="background-color: #EFEFEF;"
| |
| ! Name
| |
| ! Power
| |
| ! Requirements
| |
| ! Weapon Type
| |
| ! Notes
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[silver shrimp fork]]
| |
| | 120
| |
| | 45 Mysticality
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell damage +14<br>Melee Damage +5
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[clockwork staff]]
| |
| | 80
| |
| | 25 Mysticality
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| | Spell Damage +10<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>Restores 3-24 MP on Critical Hit
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Mysticality
| |
| | 1-handed saucepan
| |
| | Mysticality +7<br>([[Sauceror]]s only)
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Pasta of Peril]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Mysticality
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Mysticality +7<br>([[Pastamancer]]s only)
| |
| |-
| |
| |}
| |
| | |
| ==[[Ranged weapons]] ([[Moxie]])==
| |
| | |
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| |- style="background-color: #EFEFEF;"
| |
| ! Name
| |
| ! Power
| |
| ! Requirements
| |
| ! Weapon Type
| |
| ! Notes
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[toy ray gun]]
| |
| | 175
| |
| | 72 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed pistol
| |
| | +5 {{element|Hot}}<br>2x chance of Critical Hit<br>Cannot equip more than one
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[star crossbow]]
| |
| | 165
| |
| | 67 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +8
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[star boomerang]]
| |
| | 135
| |
| | 52 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed boomerang
| |
| | Moxie +5
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[automatic catapult]]
| |
| | 150
| |
| | 60 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed autopult
| |
| | available from [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 1,125 Meat
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[lucky ball-and-chain]]
| |
| | 130
| |
| | 50 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed flail
| |
| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 975 meat.
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Ga-ga radio]]
| |
| | 125
| |
| | 47 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed radio
| |
| | +1 Stat(s) Per Fight<br>Melee Damage +5<br>Maximum MP +20
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[carob cannon]]
| |
| | 135
| |
| | 45 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +7
| |
| *+3 Adventures per day
| |
| *+5 {{element|Stench}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[chrome crossbow]]
| |
| | 120
| |
| | 45 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +7<br />+3 adventures per day
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
| |
| | 120
| |
| | 45 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed guitar
| |
| | Melee Damage +11
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[hot cross bow]]
| |
| | 130
| |
| | 45 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +7
| |
| *Muscle +5
| |
| *+5 {{element|Hot}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[potato pistol]]
| |
| | 120
| |
| | 45 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed pistol
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +5
| |
| *+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[projectile icemaker]]
| |
| | 125
| |
| | 45 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +7
| |
| *Spell Damage +7
| |
| *+5 {{element|Cold}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[asbestos crossbow]]
| |
| | 110
| |
| | 40 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +7<br />Muscle +5
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[sack of doorknobs]]
| |
| | 110
| |
| | 40 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed sack
| |
| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 825 meat
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[acoustic guitarrr]]
| |
| | 100
| |
| | 35 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed guitar
| |
| | +2% Meat from Monsters
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[can of fake snow]]
| |
| | 100
| |
| | 35 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed can
| |
| | Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]] outfit<br>+5 {{element|Cold}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[goulauncher]]
| |
| | 100
| |
| | 35 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +4
| |
| *+5 {{element|Spooky}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[linoleum crossbow]]
| |
| | 100
| |
| | 35 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +7<br />Spell Damage +7
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[prehistoric spear]]
| |
| | 100
| |
| | 35 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed throwing spear
| |
| | 2x chance of Critical Hit
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Cerebral Crossbow]]
| |
| | 90
| |
| | 30 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed crossbow
| |
| | Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]] outfit<br>+3 {{element|Cold}}<br>+3 {{element|Spooky}}<br>+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[clockwork crossbow]]
| |
| | 80
| |
| | 25 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed crossbow
| |
| | Ranged Damage +10<br>3x chance of Critical Hit<br>Weakens Monster on Critical Hit
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[lead yo-yo]]
| |
| | 80
| |
| | 25 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed yo-yo
| |
| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 600 meat
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[savory crossbow]]
| |
| | 80
| |
| | 25 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +4
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[can cannon]]
| |
| | 75
| |
| | 22 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +3<br>+3 to Monster Level<br>Melee Damage +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[bubble bauble bow]]
| |
| | 80
| |
| | 20 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed bow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +3
| |
| *Mysticality +3
| |
| *+5% Item Drops from Monsters
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Crimbo ukelele]]
| |
| | 80
| |
| | 20 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed guitar
| |
| | +10% Item Drops from Monsters
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
| |
| | 70
| |
| | 20 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +5
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[grease gun]]
| |
| | 65
| |
| | 17 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed pistol
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +3
| |
| *Melee Damage +3
| |
| *+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[repeating crossbow]]
| |
| | 65
| |
| | 17 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +2
| |
| *3x chance of Critical Hit
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[cardboard crossbow]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +3
| |
| *Melee Damage +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[bubblewrap crossbow]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +3
| |
| *Mysticality +2
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[dense meat crossbow]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +7
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[ratarang]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed boomerang
| |
| |
| |
| *Ranged Damage +7
| |
| *Moxie +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[slightly peevedbow]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed bow
| |
| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 450 meat.
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[styrofoam crossbow]]
| |
| | 60
| |
| | 15 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +3
| |
| *+3 to Monster Level
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[can of maces]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed club (ranged)
| |
| | Melee Damage +2<br>Slight Sleaze Resistance
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Disco Banjo]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed banjo
| |
| | Moxie +7<br>([[Disco Bandit]]s only)
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[dripping meat crossbow]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Rock and Roll Legend]]
| |
| | 50
| |
| | 10 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed accordion
| |
| | Moxie +7<br>([[Accordion Thief|Accordion Thieves]] only)
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[curdflinger]]
| |
| | 45
| |
| | 7 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed crossbow
| |
| |
| |
| *Moxie +3
| |
| *Successful hit weakens opponent
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[basic meat crossbow]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +1<br>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[calavera concertina]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Moxie
| |
| | 2-handed accordion
| |
| | Moxie +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[starchy crossbow]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | 5 Moxie
| |
| | 1-handed crossbow
| |
| | Moxie +3
| |
| |}
| |
| | |
| ==Weapons without requirements==
| |
| | |
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| |- style="background-color: #EFEFEF;"
| |
| ! Name
| |
| ! Power
| |
| ! Requirements
| |
| ! Weapon Type
| |
| ! Notes
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[flaming juggler's balls]]
| |
| | 100
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed euphemisms
| |
| |
| |
| *+10 {{element|Hot}}
| |
| *+2 Stats Per Fight
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[ice sickle]]
| |
| | 100
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed scythe
| |
| | +15 to Monster Level<BR>+5 {{element|Cold}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[pool cue]]
| |
| | 40
| |
| | -
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| | Moxie +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[cardboard katana]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Melee Damage +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[cardboard wakizashi]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | +2 [[Damage Reduction]]
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | +2 {{element|Sleaze}}<br>Drops on [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]]
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed knife
| |
| | Drains MP on Successful Hit
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[grave robbing shovel]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 2-handed polearm
| |
| | +3 {{element|Spooky}}<br>Combat Initiative -10%
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[halfberd]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed polearm
| |
| | Melee Damage +2
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[huge mirror shard]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed knife
| |
| | Melee Damage +5
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Knob Goblin spatula]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell Damage +4
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[little paper umbrella]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed umbrella
| |
| | +1 Spell Damage<br>[[Cocktailcrafting]] ingredient
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[portable corkscrew]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed tool
| |
| | Melee Damage +3<br>Spell Damage +3<br>Drops on [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day]]
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[shiny butcherknife]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell Damage +5
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[skeleton bone]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed club
| |
| | +1 {{element|Spooky}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[spooky stick]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| | +2 {{element|Spooky}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[spork]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Muscle +2<br>[[Meatsmithing]] ingredient
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Wand of Nagamar]]
| |
| | 30
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed wand
| |
| | -
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[eggbeater]]
| |
| | 25
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell Damage +2
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
| |
| | 25
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell Damage +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[stone banjo]]
| |
| | 25
| |
| | -
| |
| | 2-handed banjo
| |
| | Moxie +1
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[wooden stakes]]
| |
| | 25
| |
| | -
| |
| | 2-handed spear
| |
| | Melee Damage +1
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[corn holder]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell Damage +1
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[dishrag]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | +3 {{element|Stench}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[gnauga hide whip]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | +3% Item Drops from Monsters
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Gnollish pie server]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Spell Damage +3
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[hippo whip]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | +10 to Monster Level
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[penguin whip]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | +3% Meat from Monsters
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[yak whip]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | Successful hit weakens opponent
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Knob Goblin tongs]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | Mysticality +1
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[slingshot]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 2-handed slingshot
| |
| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 150 meat
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[sweet ninja sword]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 50 meat
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[tiny ninja sword]]
| |
| | 20
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Moxie +1
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[asparagus knife]]
| |
| | 15
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed knife
| |
| | +1 {{element|Stench}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
| |
| | 15
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Muscle +1
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[bar whip]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | +2 to Familiar Weight
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[big stick]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 2-handed staff
| |
| | [[Meatsmithing]] ingredient
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[clown hammer]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed club
| |
| | Squeaky!
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[clown whip]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[cool whip]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | Bought at [[The Armory and Leggery]] for 30 meat
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[demon whip]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| |
| |
| +3 {{element|Hot}}<br />
| |
| +3 {{element|Sleaze}}<br />
| |
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[disco ball]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed disco ball
| |
| | -
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[pasta spoon]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed utensil
| |
| | -
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[saucepan]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed saucepan
| |
| | -
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[seal-clubbing club]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed club
| |
| | -
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[stolen accordion]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 2-handed accordion
| |
| | -
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[tiny plastic sword]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed sword
| |
| | Moxie +1<br>[[Cocktailcrafting]] ingredient
| |
| |-
| |
| | [[white whip]]
| |
| | 10
| |
| | -
| |
| | 1-handed whip
| |
| | +1 Stat(s) Per Fight
| |
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