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#REDIRECT[[Weapons]]
 
Weapons are things adventurers use to [[Weapon Damage|hurt]] monsters, rocks, grass, small children, air, each other, and whatever else happens to get in their line of fire.
 
As a general rule, weapons having a Moxie requirement are [[ranged weapons]], using Moxie to calculate [[Hit Chance]], and weapons having a Muscle requirement are [[melee weapons]], using Muscle to calculate hit chance. Weapons with a Mysticality requirement are [[Mysticality weapons]], which also use Muscle to calculate hit chance, but generally give [[Bonus Spell Damage]].
 
In terms of weapon types, all weapons of the following types are ranged:
*accordion
*autopult
*banjo
*bong
*boomerang
*bow
*can
*catapult
*crossbow
*disco ball
*euphemisms
*guitar
*gun
*heavy blowgun
*pistol
*radio
*rifle
*sack
*sitar
*slingshot
*superball
*throwing spear
*yo-yo
*yoyo
 
Chefstaves, utensils, and saucepans are Mysticality weapons, as is the special [[Periodical Paintbrush]]. All other items are generally melee weapons, although there are exceptions; for example, the [[lucky ball-and-chain]] is a ranged flail, the [[can of maces]] is a ranged club, and the [[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]] is a ranged axe.
 
If you're clumsy, you may [[fumble]] your weapon on some part of your body. Not only does this hurt, it allows your opponent to get a free hit on you. Which also hurts. And let's face it: everyone's a little clumsy.
 
All ranged weapons are affected by the [[Disco Bandit]] skill [[Disco Fever]].
 
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==[[Melee weapons]] ([[Muscle]])==
 
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sorttable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Power
! Req
! Weapon<br />Type
! Notes
|-
|[[bindlestocking]]
|200
|200
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +25
*On [[Critical hit|critical]]: [[bindlestocking#Notes|Merry Crimbo!]]
|-
|[[El Vibrato energy spear]]
|200
|200
|2-handed spear
|
*Part of the [[El Vibrato Relics]]
*Can be [[El Vibrato helmet|charged]] with various effects
|-
|[[flamin' bindle]]
|200
|200
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Hot}}
*Does extra {{element|Hot}} on critical hits
|-
|[[freezin' bindle]]
|200
|200
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Cold}}
*Does extra {{element|Cold}} on critical hits
|-
|[[Frosty's arm]]
|200
|200
|1-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Frosty's nailbat]]
|200
|200
|2-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*+3% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+30 {{element|Cold}}
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
*Part of the [[Hyperborean Hobo Habiliments]]
|-
|[[Hodgman's whackin' stick]]
|200
|200
|1-handed club
|
*All Attributes +20%
*On Critical: Insanity!
|-
|[[lawn dart]]
|200
|200
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +300
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|[[Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork]]
|200
|200
|2-handed polearm
|
*+40 {{element|Hot}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[sleazy bindle]]
|200
|200
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Does extra {{element|Sleaze}} on critical hits
|-
|[[slime-covered club]]
|200
|200
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[slime-covered shovel]]
|200
|200
|2-handed polearm
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +60
*+100 Damage vs. Slimes
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|[[spooky bindle]]
|200
|200
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Spooky}}
*Does extra {{element|Spooky}} on critical hits
|-
|[[stinkin' bindle]]
|200
|200
|2-handed polearm
|
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25 {{element|Stench}}
*Does extra {{element|Stench}} on critical hits
|-
|[[Uncle Hobo's highest bough]]
|200
|200
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 15-30 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Zombo's shoulder blade]]
|200
|200
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30%
|-
|[[C.H.U.M. knife]]
|150
|175
|1-handed knife
| +30 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[pernicious cudgel]]
|200
|150
|1-handed club
|
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[Underworld truncheon]]
|200
|150
|2-handed club
|
*+10 Muscle [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20%
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
|-
|[[villainous scythe]]
|200
|150
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Grimy Reaper's Vestments]]
*[[Slime Hates It]] x2
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30%
*+4% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[gatorskin umbrella]]
|140
|100
|1-handed umbrella
|
*Serious {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|[[antique spear]]
|200
|85
|1-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Antique Arms And Armor]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-30%</font>
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Pulverize]]s into [[useless powder]]
*Can break in combat
|-
|[[Bigger Bugfinder Blade]]
|200
|85
|2-handed sword
|
*All Attributes +11
*Awarded to people who find major bugs or a lot of bugs
|-
|[[brand new key]]
|200
|85
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +20
|-
|[[cursed cutlass]]
|200
|85
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Cursed Zombie Pirate Costume]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
|-
|[[decaying wooden oar]]
|200
|85
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[fetus-smashing club]]
|200
|85
|2-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Bashy]]
|-
|[[fish scimitar]]
|200
|85
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
|-
|[[fish stick]]
|200
|85
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +15%
|-
|[[halibut]]
|200
|85
|2-handed fish
|
*+100 {{element|Stench}}
*+100 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|[[Mer-kin hookspear]]
|200
|85
|1-handed spear
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +40
*Extracts Meat on Critical Hits
|-
|[[Mer-kin digpick]]
|200
|85
|2-handed axe
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +30
*Allows for mining in the [[Anemone Mine]]
|-
|[[non-stick pugil stick]]
|200
|85
|2-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: [[Stunning|Stuns Opponent]]
|-
|[[octopus's spade]]
|200
|85
|1-handed knife
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|[[PVC staff]]
|200
|85
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+60 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
|-
|[[rusty piece of rebar]]
|200
|85
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[skate blade]]
|200
|85
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Monster Level|Devels on hit]]
|-
|[[skate board]]
|200
|85
|2-handed club
|
*All Attributes +10%
*[[Damage Reduction]]: 10
|-
|[[velcro broadsword]]
|200
|85
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Hat/Pants [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[duct tape sword]]
|195
|82
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Tapered Threads]]
*[[Damage Absorption]] +40
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[cast-iron legacy paddle]]
|190
|80
|2-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[giant driftwood sculpture]]
|190
|80
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|[[Bugfinder Blade]]
|180
|75
|2-handed sword
|
*All Attributes +7
*Awarded to people who find a few bugs
|-
|[[goatskin umbrella]]
|180
|75
|1-handed umbrella
| +15 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[plexiglass pikestaff]]
|180
|75
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +25
*+10 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +30%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]][[Oxygenarian|O]] reward
|-
|[[lead pipe]]
|175
|72
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +6
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +6
|-
|[[perforated battle paddle]]
|175
|72
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[denim axe]]
|170
|70
|2-handed axe
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[giant foam finger]]
|170
|70
|1-handed club
|[[Damage Reduction]]: +3
|-
|[[dwarvish war mattock]]
|165
|67
|1-handed axe
|
*Part of the [[Dwarvish War Uniform]]
*Shows monster HP
|-
|[[Maxwell's Silver Hammer]]
|165
|67
|1-handed club
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[pygmy spear]]
|165
|67
|1-handed spear
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|[[star staff]]
|165
|67
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +8
|-
|[[star sword]]
|165
|67
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +8
|-
|[[Drowsy Sword]]
|171
|66
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*[[Monster Level]] <font color="red">-10</font>
|-
|[[black sword]]
|160
|65
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Black Armaments]]
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +7
|-
|[[creepy-ass club]]
|160
|65
|2-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|sleaze|}} at end of combat
|-
|[[cyber-mattock]]
|160
|65
|2-handed axe
|
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*May break in combat
|-
|[[evil-ass club]]
|160
|65
|2-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Spooky}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|spooky|}} at the end of combat
|-
|[[frigid-ass club]]
|160
|65
|2-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|cold|}} at the end of combat
|-
|[[giant cactus quill]]
|160
|65
|1-handed spear
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
|-
|[[hot-ass club]]
|160
|65
|2-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Cold}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|hot|}} at the end of combat
|-
|[[nasty-ass club]]
|160
|65
|2-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+15 [[Monster Level]]
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*Player loses 10 HP due to {{element|stench|}} at the end of combat
|-
|[[pointed stick]]
|160
|65
|1-handed spear
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[trout fang]]
|160
|65
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
*25% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|[[giant discarded plastic fork]]
|155
|62
|3-handed staff
|
*Part of the [[Glad Bag Glad Rags]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|[[bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme]]
|150
|60
|2-handed polearm?
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[bugbear-smiting sword]]
|150
|60
|2-handed sword
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Spazworrier
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
|-
|[[club of the five seasons]]
|150
|60
|1-handed club
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[drywall axe]]
|150
|60
|2-handed axe
|
*All Attributes +2
*All Attributes +3%
|-
|[[Flail of the Seven Aspects]]
|200
|60
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Turtle Tamer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Chelonian Overlord]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*Handle Doubles as a [[turtling rod|Turtling Rod]]
*Special Attack: [[Turtle of Seven Tails]]
|-
|[[giant needle]]
|150
|60
|2-handed spear
|[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[grassy cutlass]]
|150
|60
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +11
|-
|[[heavy leather-bound tome]]
|150
|60
|1-handed club
|Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
|-
|[[heteroerotic frat-paddle]]
|150
|60
|1-handed club
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[Mr Skullhead]]
|-
|[[immense cyborg hand]]
|150
|60
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[pipe wrench]]
|150
|60
|1-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +8
|-
|[[Radio Free Foil]]
|150
|60
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Radio Free Regalia]]
*Intrinsic Effect: [[Shiny Happy Weapon]]:
**[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
|-
|[[Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr]]
|200
|60
|1-handed club
|
*[[Seal Clubber]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Seal Crusher]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +23
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+20% Physical Damage
*Special Attack: [[Bashing Slam Smash]]
|-
|[[witty rapier]]
|150
|60
|1-handed sword
| +2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]] (Myst substat only)
|-
|[[batblade]]
|145
|57
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
|-
|[[frozen seal spine]]
|140
|55
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
|-
|[[ridiculously huge sword]]
|140
|55
|3-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +12
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|[[vibrating cyborg knife]]
|150
|55
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|[[broken sword]]
|135
|52
|1-handed sword
|Slight {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|[[ram-battering staff]]
|135
|52
|2-handed staff
|
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[star stiletto]]
|135
|52
|1-handed knife
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|[[bad-ass club]]
|130
|50
|2-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +15
*+10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[titanium assault umbrella]]
|130
|50
|1-handed umbrella
|Slight [[Elemental Resistance|Resistance to All Elements]]
|-
|[[curmudgel]]
|125
|47
|1-handed club
|
*[[Monster Level]] +8
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
|-
|[[Grimacite glaive]]
|125
|47
|2-handed polearm
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[pitchfork]]
|125
|47
|1-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +9
|-
|[[asbestos sword]]
|120
|45
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|[[bone crusher]]
|120
|45
|1-handed club
| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|[[buffalo blade]]
|120
|45
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[giant cheesestick]]
|120
|45
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
|-
|[[hairy staff]]
|135
|45
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-7 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[lawnmower blade]]
|120
|45
|2-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +15
|-
|[[linoleum staff]]
|120
|45
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|[[meatspout staff]]
|125
|45
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[shuddersword]]
|125
|45
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[smoldering staff]]
|125
|45
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+11 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
|-
|[[Spirit Precipice]]
|135
|45
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*5x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[sword behind inappropriate prepositions]]
|130
|45
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+5 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[two-handed depthsword]]
|120
|45
|2-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[lupine sword]]
|115
|42
|1-handed sword
|
*+9 {{element|Spooky}}
*+9 additional {{element|Spooky}} if a [[snarling wolf shield]] is equipped
|-
|[[ram stick]]
|115
|42
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[serpentine sword]]
|115
|42
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Monster Level]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +10 more if wielded with a [[snake shield]]
|-
|[[chrome staff]]
|110
|40
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[linoleum sword]]
|110
|40
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|[[machetito]]
|110
|40
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +9
|-
|[[mannequin leg]]
|110
|40
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[Moonthril Flamberge]]
|100
|40
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[Ruby Rod]]
|120
|40
|1-handed rod
|Used in the [[Future]] quest
|-
|[[asbestos staff]]
|100
|35
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[bamboo bokuto]]
|100
|35
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[big stirring stick]]
|100
|35
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|[[bow staff]]
|100
|35
|2-handed staff
|
*Part of the [[Bow Tux]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[chrome sword]]
|100
|35
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[Crimbo sword]]
|100
|35
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite hammer]]
|100
|35
|2-handed club
|
*[[Monster Level]] +0-25 based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Needed for depleted Grimacite smithing
|-
|[[duck-on-a-string]]
|100
|35
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[elven whittling knife]]
|100
|35
|1-handed knife
|Does extra damage on criticals
|-
|[[infernal toilet brush]]
|100
|35
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*+20 {{element|Stench}}
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|[[Mafia violin case]]
|100
|35
|1-handed club
|
*Prize from the Penguin Mafia [[Mystery Raffle Ticket|Mystery Raffle]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +20
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
|-
|[[ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon]]
|100
|35
|3-handed ...weapon
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*<font color="red">3x</font> [[Fumble Chance]]
|-
|[[roboduck-on-a-string]]
|100
|35
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[soylent staff]]
|100
|35
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[spiked femur]]
|100
|35
|1-handed club
| +6 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[Super Magic Power Sword X]]
|100
|35
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[time sword]]
|100
|35
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Time Trappings]]
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[Tropical Crimbo Sword]]
|100
|35
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Tropical Crimbo Duds]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|[[vampire duck-on-a-string]]
|100
|35
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Brimstone Bludgeon]]
|200
|30
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Bad Moon|BM]] reward
|-
|[[depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick]]
|90
|30
|1-handed club
| +ceil([[Moons#Grimacite Equipment|Grimace darkness]]/2)% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[icy-hot katana]]
|90
|30
|2-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Hot and Cold Running Ninja Suit]]
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[kneecapping stick]]
|90
|30
|1-handed club
|3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[ninja mop]]
|90
|30
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|[[stainless steel shillelagh]]
|90
|30
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
*4x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Hardcore|HC]] reward
|-
|[[vorpal blade]]
|90
|30
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Yendorian Finery]]
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[7-Foot Dwarven mattock]]
|80
|25
|2-handed axe
|
*Part of the [[Mining Gear]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|[[clockwork sword]]
|80
|25
|2-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[HP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 HP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|[[corrupt club of corrupt corruption]]
|80
|25
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +9
*Player loses 5 HP at end of combat
|-
|[[crazy bastard sword]]
|125
|25
|1-handed sword
|
*An [[Ultra Rares|ultra-rare item]]
*+7 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +15
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[crowbarrr]]
|80
|25
|2-handed staff
|[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[flypaper staff]]
|80
|25
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[frozen nunchaku]]
|80
|25
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goblin hunting spear]]
|80
|25
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*+15 Damage vs. Jungle Beasts
|-
|[[grass blade]]
|80
|25
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[Grass Guise]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|[[rib of the Bonerdagon]]
|80
|25
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[rusty grave robbing shovel]]
|80
|25
|2-handed polearm
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|[[savory staff]]
|80
|25
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +4
|-
|[[savory sword]]
|80
|25
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +4
|-
|[[severed flipper]]
|80
|25
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
|-
|[[spooky bicycle chain]]
|80
|25
|1-handed flail
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[wholeberd]]
|80
|25
|2-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +6
|-
|[[elephant stinger]]
|75
|22
|2-handed spear
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*50% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|[[pixel morning star]]
|75
|22
|1-handed whip
|All Attributes +5
|-
|[[squeaky staff]]
|75
|22
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +6
|-
|[[sword of static]]
|75
|22
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-4 MP per Adventure
|-
|[[wiffle-flail]]
|75
|22
|2-handed flail
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
|-
|[[25-meat staff]]
|70
|20
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[flaming cardboard sword]]
|70
|20
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[flamingo mallet]]
|70
|20
|2-handed club
|
*+4 to [[Monster Level]]
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Frost™ brand sword]]
|70
|20
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[homoerotic frat-paddle]]
|70
|20
|1-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Frat Boy Ensemble]]
*+4 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat staff]]
|70
|20
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat sword]]
|70
|20
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|[[Totally Gay Claymore]]
|69
|19
|2-handed sword
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to [[PhilANThropiSt]]
|-
|[[bubblewrap staff]]
|60
|15
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|[[bubblewrap sword]]
|60
|15
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[cardboard staff]]
|60
|15
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[cardboard sword]]
|60
|15
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[Chelonian Morningstar]]
|90
|15
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +11
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn TT buffs
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|[[dense meat staff]]
|60
|15
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[dense meat sword]]
|60
|15
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[diamond-studded cane]]
|60
|15
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|[[eXtreme meat staff]]
|60
|15
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
|-
|[[eXtreme meat sword]]
|60
|15
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
|-
|[[flaming crutch]]
|60
|15
|1-handed club
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[glistening staff]]
|60
|15
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[Gnollish autoplunger]]
|60
|15
|3-handed spear
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[Hammer of Smiting]]
|90
|15
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +16
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|[[Knob Goblin elite polearm]]
|60
|15
|2-handed polearm
|
*Part of the [[Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[muculent machete]]
|60
|15
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[pair of bolt cutters]]
|60
|15
|2-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
|[[sabre teeth]]
|60
|15
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +4
|-
|[[styrofoam staff]]
|60
|15
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|[[styrofoam sword]]
|60
|15
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|[[wooden axe]]
|60
|15
|2-handed axe
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[poutine pole]]
|55
|12
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[balloon sword]]
|50
|10
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Fumble Chance|Never Fumble]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-2</font>
|-
|[[Bjorn's Hammer]]
|50
|10
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +10
*[[Seal Clubber|SC]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber|SC]]s only
|-
|[[dripping meat staff]]
|50
|10
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|[[dripping meat sword]]
|50
|10
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|[[Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar]]
|50
|10
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|[[Mace of the Tortoise]]
|50
|10
|1-handed mace
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +7
*[[Turtle Tamer|TT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn TT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Turtle Tamer|TT]]s only
|-
|[[obsidian dagger]]
|30
|10
|1-handed knife
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[pestoblade]]
|50
|10
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[pixel chain whip]]
|50
|10
|1-handed whip
|All Attributes +4
|-
|[[pixel sword]]
|50
|10
|1-handed sword
|
*Part of the [[8-Bit Finery]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[Unionize The Elves sign]]
|50
|10
|1-handed club
|
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
*No longer drops
|-
|[[third-hand nunchaku]]
|30
|7
|2-handed flail
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[basic meat staff]]
|20
|5
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[basic meat sword]]
|20
|5
|2-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[corrupt club of corruption]]
|40
|5
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +5
*Player loses 3 HP at end of combat
|-
|[[dreadlock whip]]
|40
|5
|1-handed whip
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|[[rubber axe]]
|40
|5
|2-handed axe
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[starchy staff]]
|40
|5
|2-handed staff
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +3
|-
|[[starchy sword]]
|40
|5
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
|-
|[[suede shortsword]]
|40
|5
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[white sword]]
|40
|5
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|[[Dr. Hobo's scalpel]]
|35
|2
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Gnollish flyswatter]]
|35
|2
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Gnollish plunger]]
|35
|2
|1-handed spear
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[spooky staff]]
|35
|2
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[asparagus knife]]
|15
|None
|1-handed knife
| +1 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[astral bludgeon]]
|50
|None
|2-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[astral mace]]
|50
|None
|1-handed club
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +25%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +20
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|[[Ax of L'rose]]
|50
|None
|2-handed axe
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[bar whip]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
| +2 to [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|[[bat whip]]
|30
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[big stick]]
|10
|None
|2-handed staff
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[boning knife]]
|20
|None
|1-handed knife
| +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|[[BRICKO sword]]
|60
|None
|2-handed club
|
*Part of the [[BRICKOfig Outfit]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +6
|-
|[[bucket of anniversary lard]]
|10
|None
|1-handed flail
|All Attributes +1
|-
|[[can-you-dig-it?]]
|10
|None
|1-handed spade
| +???
|-
|[[candy knuckles]]
|10
|None
|1-handed knuckles
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*Breaks after 31 combats
|-
|[[cardboard katana]]
|30
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20 more if [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]] with a [[cardboard wakizashi]]
|-
|[[cardboard wakizashi]]
|30
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Damage Reduction]]: +2
*gives the [[cardboard katana]] 20 more [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] when [[Double-Fisted Skull Smashing|dual-wielded]]
|-
|[[chisel]]
|10
|None
|1-handed knife
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife]]
|30
|None
|1-handed knife
|[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 0-2 MP on successful hit
|-
|[[clown hammer]]
|10
|None
|1-handed club
|Squeaky!
|-
|[[clown whip]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
|So-So {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|[[club of corruption]]
|20
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Bonus for [[Seal Clubber]]s only
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*Player loses 1 HP at end of combat
|-
|[[cool whip]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[costume sword]]
|10
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] <font color="red">-10</font>
*[[Combat Initiative]] +30%
|-
|[[Crimbomination Contraption]]
|100
|None
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[demon whip]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+3 {{element|Hot}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
*+3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[dishrag]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
| +3 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[electric crutch]]
|30
|None
|1-handed staff
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
|-
|[[evil paper umbrella]]
|30
|None
|1-handed umbrella
| +1 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[fouet de tortue-dressage]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*+10 to [[Familiar Weight]]
*+10 to Familiar Damage
|-
|[[gnauga hide whip]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Gnauga Hides]]
*+3% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[grave robbing shovel]]
|30
|None
|2-handed polearm
|
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-10%</font>
|-
|[[haiku katana]]
|100
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +15%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*+1% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*Allows use of [[The 17 Cuts]], [[Falling Leaf Whirlwind]], [[Spring Raindrop Attack]], [[Summer Siesta]], [[Winter's Bite Technique]] in combat
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[halfberd]]
|30
|None
|1-handed polearm
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
|-
|[[hippo whip]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level]] +10
|-
|[[huge mirror shard]]
|30
|None
|1-handed knife
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
|-
|[[ice sickle]]
|100
|None
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Monster Level]] +15
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[inflatable baseball bat]]
|50
|None
|2-handed club
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +30
|-
|[[Knob Goblin scimitar]]
|15
|None
|1-handed sword
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +1
|-
|[[KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat]]
|10
|None
|2-handed club
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +10
*[[HP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 HP per adventure
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 1-3 MP per adventure
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[little paper umbrella]]
|30
|None
|1-handed umbrella
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[live wire]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +3
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per adventure
|-
|[[Loathing Legion chainsaw]]
|100
|None
|2-handed chainsaw
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Weapon Damage]] +100%
*Successful hit [[Monster Level|weakens opponent]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Loathing Legion hammer]]
|100
|None
|1-handed hammer
|
*[[Loathing Legion hammer#Notes|Gets the job done]]
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[origami riding crop]]
|100
|None
|1-handed crop
|
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*Has a [[Chat Guide: Miscellaneous|chat effect]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[palm-frond whip]]
|25
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Palmist Paraphernalia]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +30
*Can break in combat
|-
|[[parasitic claw]]
|30
|None
|1-handed club
|
*Part of the [[Mutant Couture]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +player level (capped at 15), or 2x player level with [[Yuletide Mutations]]
|-
|[[penguin whip]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
| +3% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[pixel whip]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
|All Attributes +3
|-
|[[poison pen]]
|50
|None
|1-handed knife
|75% chance of [[Passive Damage|poisoning opponent]]
|-
|[[pool cue]]
|40
|None
|2-handed staff
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[pottery club]]
|50
|None
|1-handed club
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[rattail whip]]
|30
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[scorpion whip]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +13
*50% chance of poisoning enemy on hit
|-
|[[scratch 'n' sniff sword]]
|100
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
|-
|[[seal-clubbing club]]
|10
|None
|1-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[skeleton bone]]
|30
|None
|1-handed club
| +1 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[soup-chucks]]
|15
|None
|2-handed flail
| +2 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[spooky stick]]
|30
|None
|2-handed staff
| +2 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[stinky cheese sword]]
|100
|None
|1-handed sword
|
*{{element|Stench}} based on number of adventures stunk up
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[stuffed crazy bastard sword]]
|10
|None
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[sugar shank]]
|100
|None
|1-handed knife
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Passive Damage]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[sugar shillelagh]]
|100
|None
|2-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[sweet ninja sword]]
|20
|None
|1-handed sword
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[tail o' nine cats]]
|30
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[tiny ninja sword]]
|20
|None
|1-handed sword
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[tiny plastic sword]]
|10
|None
|1-handed sword
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[trusty torch]]
|30
|None
|1-handed club
| +3 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[turtle totem]]
|10
|None
|1-handed totem
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Wand of Nagamar]]
|30
|None
|1-handed wand
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[white whip]]
|10
|None
|1-handed whip
| +1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|[[wooden stakes]]
|25
|None
|2-handed spear
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +1
|-
|[[worm-riding hooks]]
|50
|None
|2-handed club
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[wumpus-hair whip]]
|15
|None
|1-handed whip
|
*Part of the [[Wumpus-Hair Wardrobe]]
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[yak whip]]
|20
|None
|1-handed whip
|[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|}
 
==[[Mysticality weapons]] ([[Mysticality]])==
 
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sorttable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Power
! Req
! Weapon<br />Type
! Notes
|-
|[[Staff of the Deepest Freeze]]
|10
|200
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +200%
*+30 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 20-30 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Woodfire]]
|10
|150
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +100%
*+10 Mysticality [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-15 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}} and {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Grand Flambé]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*Superhuman {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Grease Trap]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Kitchen Floor]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Walk-In Freezer]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +150%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Cold|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 8-10 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron]]
|10
|125
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +125%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 7-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[Mjolnir Jr.]]
|200
|85
|1-handed utensil
|A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Thor the Mighty
|-
|[[teflon spatula]]
|200
|85
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10%
*Serious {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +40
|-
|[[Staff of the Black Kettle]]
|10
|75
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +10
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[Staff of the Soupbone]]
|10
|75
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +75%
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 5-6 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[war tongs]]
|180
|75
|1-handed utensil
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
|-
|[[honey dipper]]
|175
|72
|1-handed utensil
|
*Part of the [[Bits o' Honey]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-7 MP per adventure
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[star spatula]]
|150
|60
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +15
|-
|[[Windsor Pan of the Source]]
|200
|60
|1-handed saucepan
|
*[[Sauceror]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Saucemaestro]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +23
*+11% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
*Special Attack: [[Saucemageddon]]
|-
|[[Wrath of the Capsaician Pastalords]]
|200
|60
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Pastamancer]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Pasta Master]]
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +15
*+50% [[Items from Monsters|Food Drops From Monsters]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*Special Attack: [[Noodles of Fire]]
|-
|[[silver cheese-slicer]]
|140
|55
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10%
|-
|[[silver paté knife]]
|140
|55
|1-handed utensil
| +5% chance of [[Critical Spell Chance|Spell Critical Hit]]
|-
|[[silver shrimp fork]]
|120
|45
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +14
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*Increased adventures and stats when eating [[pr0n cocktail]]s
|-
|[[old school Mafia knicke½æ]]
|117
|41
|1-handed sword
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +27
|-
|[[iron pasta spoon]]
|110
|40
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[oversized pizza cutter]]
|100
|35
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +13
|-
|[[huge spoon]]
|90
|30
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[clockwork staff]]
|80
|25
|2-handed staff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[MP Restorers|Restore]] 3-24 MP on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|[[Knob Goblin melon baller]]
|80
|25
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +8
|-
|[[Staff of the Teapot Tempest]]
|10
|25
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[chopsticks]]
|75
|23
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +12
|-
|[[Staff of the Greasefire]]
|10
|20
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +35%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*+10 Damage to {{element|Sleaze|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 3-4 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Hot}} and {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[17-alarm Saucepan]]
|90
|15
|1-handed saucepan
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*+15 Damage to {{element|Hot|Spells}}
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn Sauceror buffs
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|[[filthy pestle]]
|60
|15
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|[[Greek Pasta of Peril]]
|90
|15
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +11
*[[Combat Initiative]] +25%
*[[:Category:Food|Food]] [[Items from Monsters|Drops]] +10%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|[[Staff of Blood and Pudding]]
|10
|15
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +25%
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +15
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to steal and [[HP Restorers|restore HP]]
|-
|[[Staff of the Midnight Snack]]
|10
|15
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern]]
|10
|15
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*+10 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Staff of the Short Order Cook]]
|10
|15
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20%
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 2-3 MP per Adventure
*Can be jiggled in combat to do physical damage
|-
|[[5-Alarm Saucepan]]
|50
|10
|1-handed saucepan
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Sauceror|S]]' [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Sauceror|S]]s only
|-
|[[Pasta of Peril]]
|50
|10
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +7
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
*[[Pastamancer|P]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Pastamancer|P]]s only
|-
|[[basic meat spork]]
|45
|7
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[ironic battle spoon]]
|40
|5
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +10
|-
|[[jack flapper]]
|35
|2
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
|[[cheap plastic bottle opener]]
|30
|None
|1-handed utensil
| +2 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[corn holder]]
|20
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +1
|-
|[[eggbeater]]
|25
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
|[[Gnollish pie server]]
|20
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[Gnollish slotted spoon]]
|25
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[Knob Goblin spatula]]
|30
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +4
|-
|[[Knob Goblin tongs]]
|20
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +2
|-
|[[pasta spoon]]
|10
|None
|1-handed utensil
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Periodical Paintbrush]]
|100
|None
|1-handed artsything
|
*A prize item given to winners of the first calendar art contest
*All Attributes +0-25%
*Boost based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[portable corkscrew]]
|30
|None
|1-handed utensil
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +3
|-
|[[saucepan]]
|10
|None
|1-handed saucepan
|Enables the casting of 5-turn Sauceror buffs (all classes)
|-
|[[shiny butcherknife]]
|30
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +5
|-
||[[Spooky Putty snake]]
|10
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Spooky|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do 25% of the enemy's remaining HP in {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[spork]]
|30
|None
|1-handed utensil
|[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +2
|-
|[[Staff of Queso Escusado]]
|10
|None
|1-handed chefstaff
|
*[[:Category:Chefstaves|Chefstaves]] can only be equipped with [[special sauce glove]]s or [[Spirit of Rigatoni]]
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*+20 Damage to {{element|Stench|Spells}}
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-8 MP per adventure
*Can be jiggled once per combat to do {{element|Stench}}
*May not be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|}
 
==[[Ranged weapons]] ([[Moxie]])==
 
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1px" style="border-collapse:collapse; margin:1em auto;"  class="sorttable"
|- style="background-color: #EFEFEF"
! Name
! Power
! Req
! Weapon<br />Type
! Notes
|-
|[[Chester's bag of candy]]
|200
|200
|2-handed ranged weapon
|
*+30 {{element|Sleaze}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
*Part of the [[Tawdry Tramp Togs]]
|-
|[[Coily™]]
|200
|200
|2-handed spring
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*+25% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*Can be consumed in combat for thousands of damage
|-
|[[Frosty's snowball sack]]
|200
|200
|1-handed sack
| +50 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[slime-covered speargun]]
|200
|200
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*+50 Damage vs. Slimes
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[diabolical crossbow]]
|200
|150
|1-handed crossbow
|
*[[Slime Hates It]]
*+30 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2% [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[Underworld flail]]
|200
|150
|2-handed flail
|
*+10 Moxie [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +30
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +10%
|-
|[[7-inch discus]]
|200
|85
|1-handed boomerang
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +10%
*On [[critical hit]]: grants 3 turns of +50% to All Attributes
|-
|[[fish bazooka]]
|200
|85
|2-handed bazooka
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[giant fishhook]]
|200
|85
|2-handed spear
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[rusty speargun]]
|200
|85
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +25
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*On Critical: Deals 50-60 additional damage
|-
|[[velcro paddle ball]]
|200
|85
|1-handed flail
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 6-12 MP per adventure
*+20% Accessory [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Zim Merman's guitar]]
|200
|85
|2-handed guitar
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
|-
|[[beer-a-pult]]
|190
|80
|3-handed catapult
|
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
*+10 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[beer bong]]
|190
|80
|1-handed bong
|
*+15 {{element|Stench}}
*[[Monster Level]] +5
|-
|[[fire poi]]
|190
|80
|2-handed flail
|
*+15 {{element|Hot}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[massive sitar]]
|190
|80
|2-handed sitar
|
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +12
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +20
|-
|[[didgeridooka]]
|180
|75
|2-handed heavy blowgun
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +9
|-
|[[super-sweet boom box]]
|200
|75
|1-handed radio
|
*All Attributes +20%
*Regenerate 5-10 [[HP]] and [[MP]] per adventure
*Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
|-
|[[toy ray gun]]
|175
|72
|1-handed pistol
|
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[charming flute]]
|170
|70
|2-handed flute
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
*+20 [[Bonus Weapon Damage]] vs. Snakes
|-
|[[happiness]]
|165
|67
|1-handed pistol
| +12 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[star crossbow]]
|165
|67
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +8
|-
|[[arse-shooting crossbow]]
|160
|65
|2-handed crossbow
|
*A [[:Category:Custom Items|custom item]] given to Kucolan
*All Attributes +15
*Allows [[Arse Shoot]]
|-
|[[heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr]]
|160
|65
|2-handed axe
|[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +16
|-
|[[jungle drum]]
|160
|65
|2-handed drum
|
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*So-So {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
*[[Combat Initiative]] <font color="red">-20%</font>
|-
|[[x-37 gun]]
|160
|65
|1-handed pistol
|
*Attack damage in a random element
*Can break in combat, damaging player
|-
|[[yohohoyo]]
|160
|65
|1-handed yoyo
|
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*+1 {{element|Spooky}}
*+1 {{element|Stench}}
*+1 {{element|Hot}}
*+1 {{element|Cold}}
*+1 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[magilaser blastercannon]]
|155
|62
|2-handed laser cannon
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +15
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[automatic catapult]]
|150
|60
|2-handed autopult
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[C.B.F.G.]]
|150
|60
|2-handed rifle
|
*Part of the [[Crimborg Assault Armor]]
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+10 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[rainbow crossbow]]
|150
|60
|1-handed crossbow
|
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo]]
|200
|60
|2-handed banjo
|
*[[Disco Bandit]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Groovelord]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
*+23% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+15 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
*Special Attack: [[Funk Bluegrass Fusion]]
|-
|[[The Trickster's Trikitixa]]
|200
|60
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Accordion Thief]]'s [[Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Part of the [[Legendary Regalia of the Master Squeezeboxer]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +23
*+11% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Monsters]]
*Special Attack: [[Extreme High Note]]
*Enables casting of 20-turn [[Accordion Thief]] buffs
|-
|[[world's smallest violin]]
|150
|60
|1-handed violin
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*+5% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+5 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[a butt tuba]]
|145
|57
|2-handed horn
| +15 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[acoustic guitarrr]]
|140
|55
|2-handed guitar
| +8% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[armgun]]
|140
|55
|2-handed machine gun
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] + 10
*2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[black kettle drum]]
|140
|55
|2-handed drum
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +30
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +30
|-
|[[rave whistle]]
|135
|52
|1-handed whistle
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +10
*+10 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[star boomerang]]
|135
|52
|1-handed boomerang
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[4-dimensional guitar]]
|130
|50
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +7
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[lucky ball-and-chain]]
|130
|50
|2-handed flail
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[ga-ga radio]]
|125
|47
|2-handed radio
|
*+1 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +5
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|[[carob cannon]]
|135
|45
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
*+5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[bone and arrows]]
|120
|45
|2-handed bow
| +30 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|[[chrome crossbow]]
|120
|45
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 [[Extra Rollover Adventures]]
|-
|[[hot cross bow]]
|130
|45
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
*+5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[ocarina of space]]
|120
|45
|2-handed flute
|
*All Attributes +4
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
|-
|[[potato pistol]]
|120
|45
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[projectile icemaker]]
|125
|45
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[asbestos crossbow]]
|110
|40
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5
|-
|[[bone flute]]
|110
|40
|2-handed flute
| +11 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[Grimacite gat]]
|150
|40
|1-handed gun
|
*A prize from [[The Raffle House]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +20%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-50% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[Moonthril Longbow]]
|100
|40
|2-handed bow
|
*Part of the [[Luniform]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +0-75% based on Grimace [[moons#Grimacite Equipment|darkness]]
|-
|[[sack of doorknobs]]
|110
|40
|2-handed sack
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[can of fake snow]]
|100
|35
|1-handed can
|
*Part of the [[Arboreal Raiment]]
*+5 {{element|Cold}}
|-
|[[goulauncher]]
|100
|35
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*+5 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[grass whistle]]
|90
|35
|1-handed whistle
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +6
*[[MP Restorers|Regenerate]] 4-6 MP per adventure
|-
|[[linoleum crossbow]]
|100
|35
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +7
|-
|[[plastic guitar]]
|100
|35
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
*[[Combat Initiative]] +15%
|-
|[[prehistoric spear]]
|100
|35
|1-handed throwing spear
|2x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[The Landscaper's leafblower]]
|100
|35
|2-handed leafblower
| +1-25 [[Monster Level]] based on number of combats with leafblower equipped
|-
|[[Cerebral Crossbow]]
|90
|30
|1-handed crossbow
|
*Part of the [[Encephalic Ensemble]]
*+3 {{element|Cold}}
*+3 {{element|Spooky}}
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[magic whistle]]
|85
|27
|1-handed whistle
|
*+4 [[Monster Level]]
*+1 [[Familiar Weight]]
|-
|[[bounty-hunting rifle]]
|100
|25
|2-handed rifle
|
*Part of the [[Bounty-Hunting Rig]]
*+15% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[bubble bauble bow]]
|80
|25
|2-handed bow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
*+5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[clockwork crossbow]]
|80
|25
|1-handed crossbow
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +10
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]] on [[Critical hit]]
|-
|[[frigid hankyū]]
|80
|25
|2-handed bow
|
*+6 {{element|Cold}}
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[goblin autoblowgun]]
|80
|25
|2-handed blowgun
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +5
*Does poison [[Passive Damage]]
|-
|[[lead yo-yo]]
|80
|25
|1-handed yo-yo
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Meteoid ice beam]]
|80
|25
|1-handed gun
|
*+20 {{element|Cold}}
*+2% chance of [[Critical Hit Chance|Critical Hit]]
*On [[Critical hit|Critical]]: [[Stunning|Freeze Opponent]]
|-
|[[savory crossbow]]
|80
|25
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
|-
|[[can cannon]]
|75
|22
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[ultimate ultimate frisbee]]
|75
|22
|1-handed frisbee
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
|[[Crimbo ukelele]]
|80
|20
|2-handed guitar
| +10% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[double-barreled sling]]
|70
|20
|1-handed sling
|
*+5 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Slight {{element|Cold|Resistance}}
|-
|[[hippy bongo]]
|70
|20
|1-handed drum
| +5 {{element|Stench}}
|-
|[[Kentucky-fried meat crossbow]]
|70
|20
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5
|-
|[[finger cymbals]]
|65
|17
|1-handed cymbals
|[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|[[grease gun]]
|65
|17
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
*+3 {{element|Sleaze}}
|-
|[[repeating crossbow]]
|65
|17
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
|-
|[[bubblewrap crossbow]]
|60
|15
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +2
|-
|[[cardboard crossbow]]
|60
|15
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +3
|-
|[[dense meat crossbow]]
|60
|15
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[eXtreme meat crossbow]]
|60
|15
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
|-
|[[knob bugle]]
|60
|15
|1-handed horn
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
|[[ratarang]]
|60
|15
|1-handed boomerang
|
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +7
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Pickpocket|Pickpocketed item]]
|-
|[[Shagadelic Disco Banjo]]
|90
|15
|2-handed banjo
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*+10% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+7 damage to DB combat skills
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|[[slightly peevedbow]]
|60
|15
|2-handed bow
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Squeezebox of the Ages]]
|90
|15
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +11
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +15
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Legendary Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 15-turn AT buffs
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|[[styrofoam crossbow]]
|60
|15
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level]] +3
|-
|[[boxing glove on a spring]]
|55
|12
|1-handed club
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +4
*[[Combat Initiative]] +10%
|-
|[[infernal fife]]
|55
|12
|2-handed flute
| +7 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[can of maces]]
|50
|10
|1-handed club
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +2
*Slight {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|[[cheap plastic kazoo]]
|50
|10
|1-handed kazoo
| +10 to [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[Disco Banjo]]
|50
|10
|2-handed banjo
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*+3 damage to DB combat skills
*[[Disco Bandit|DB]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Bonus for [[Disco Bandit|DB]]s only
|-
|[[dripping meat crossbow]]
|50
|10
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
|-
|[[office-supply crossbow]]
|50
|10
|2-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +3
|-
|[[pixel boomerang]]
|50
|10
|1-handed boomerang
| +5% [[Items from Monsters]]
|-
|[[Red Rover BB gun]]
|50
|10
|2-handed gun
|
*3x [[Critical Hit Chance]]
*On critical, either puts out your eye (All Attributes <font color="red">-10%</font>) or your opponent's
|-
|[[Rock and Roll Legend]]
|50
|10
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +7
*[[Accordion Thief|AT]]'s [[Epic Weapons|Epic Weapon]]
*Enables the casting of 10-turn AT buffs (all classes)
*Bonus for [[Accordion Thief|AT]]s only
|-
|[[tambourine]]
|50
|10
|1-handed drum
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[MP Increasers|Maximum MP]] +20
|-
|[[curdflinger]]
|45
|7
|1-handed crossbow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*[[Monster Level|Successful hit weakens opponent]]
|-
|[[basic meat crossbow]]
|20
|5
|2-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[calavera concertina]]
|40
|5
|2-handed accordion
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
*Enables the casting of 7-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
|[[dueling banjo]]
|40
|5
|2-handed banjo
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +4
*+5 [[Monster Level]]
|-
|[[half-sized guitar]]
|40
|5
|2-handed guitar
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +2
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +4
|-
|[[starchy crossbow]]
|40
|5
|1-handed crossbow
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +3
|-
|[[big bass drum]]
|35
|2
|2-handed drum
|
*[[HP Increasers|Maximum HP]] +20
*[[Damage Absorption]] +8
|-
|[[pocket theremin]]
|35
|2
|2-handed theremin
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[astral longbow]]
|50
|None
|2-handed bow
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*+30% [[Meat from Monsters]]
|-
|[[astral pistol]]
|50
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +25%
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +20
*+5 [[Extra PvP Fights]]
|-
|[[bone rattle]]
|30
|None
|1-handed rattle
| +4 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[bonerang]]
|20
|None
|1-handed boomerang
| +10 Damage vs. Skeletons
|-
|[[bottle-rocket crossbow]]
|100
|None
|1-handed crossbow
|
*+15% [[Meat from Monsters]]
*+10% [[Items from Monsters]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +15%
*Shoots [[Bottle-rocket crossbow#Notes|bottle-rockets]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[cheap plastic blowgun]]
|25
|None
|1-handed blowgun
|50% chance of poisoning opponent.
|-
|[[dented harmonica]]
|20
|None
|1-handed horn
|[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +1
|-
|[[disco ball]]
|10
|None
|1-handed disco ball
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[flaming juggler's balls]]
|100
|None
|1-handed euphemisms
|
*+10 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 [[Stat Gains from Fights]]
*Cannot equip in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[gift-a-pult]]
|50
|None
|2-handed giftapult
|Allows hurling of Gift Items
|-
|[[glow-in-the-dark dart gun]]
|50
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +([[Moons|9 - light]])
*+2x ([[Moons|9 - light]]) [[Bonus Ranged Damage]]
*Super Accurate!
|-
|[[Loathing Legion double prism]]
|100
|None
|1-handed prism
|
*+2 {{element|Spooky}}
*+2 {{element|Stench}}
*+2 {{element|Hot}}
*+2 {{element|Cold}}
*+2 {{element|Sleaze}}
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[Loathing Legion flamethrower]]
|100
|None
|2-handed flamethrower
|
*+20 {{element|Hot}}
*Cannot be equipped in [[Hardcore]]
|-
|[[out-of-tune biwa]]
|30
|None
|2-handed guitar
|[[Bonus Ranged Damage]] +2
|-
|[[pottery yo-yo]]
|50
|None
|1-handed yo-yo
| +5 {{element|Hot}}
|-
|[[scratch 'n' sniff crossbow]]
|100
|None
|1-handed crossbow
|
*Actual power can vary with player level
*Enchantments can be added with [[stickers]]
|-
|[[slingshot]]
|20
|None
|2-handed slingshot
|&nbsp;
|-
|[[Spooky Putty ball]]
|100
|None
|1-handed superball
|
*+10 {{element|Spooky}}
*On critical, may ricochet up to three times, each doing 10-20 physical and 10 {{element|Spooky}}
|-
|[[stolen accordion]]
|10
|None
|2-handed accordion
|Enables the casting of 5-turn AT buffs (all classes)
|-
|[[stone banjo]]
|25
|None
|2-handed banjo
|[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +1
|-
|[[sugar shotgun]]
|100
|None
|1-handed pistol
|
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage]] +50%
*[[Stunning]] on critical
*Breaks after 30 combats
|-
|[[throwing wrench]]
|30
|None
|1-handed club
|[[Monster Level|Delevels]] on hit
|-
|}
 
 
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