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cocktail=1|
cocktail=1|
type=booze|
type=booze|
size=3|
quality=crappy|
level=1|
level=1|
autosell=35}}
autosell=35}}


==Drop Locations==
==Obtained From==
;[[The Barrel full of Barrels]]
;[[The Barrel full of Barrels]]
;[[The "Fun" House]]
;[[The "Fun" House]]
:[[shaky clown]]
:[[shaky clown]]
;[[Menagerie Level 3]]
;[[Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3]]
:[[Booze Giant]]
:[[Booze Giant]]
;[[The Defiled Niche]]
:[[basic lihc]]
;[[The VERY Unquiet Garves]]
:[[basic lihc]]
;[[The Shady Thicket]]
;[[The Shady Thicket]]
:[[drunk duck]]
:[[drunk duck]]
;[[The Typical Tavern Rats|The Typical Tavern]] (pre [[Typical Tavern Quest|quest]])
:''[[Gleaming the Cube]]''
;[[Whitey's Grove]]
;[[Whitey's Grove]]
:''[[The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks]]'' (3)
:''[[The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks]]'' (3)
;[[Tavern Cellar]]
:''[[Crate Expectations (Tavern Cellar)|Crate Expectations]]'' (0-3)
;[[Cargo Cultist Shorts]]
:[[What has it got in its pocketses?]] (pocket 94)
;Items
:[[handful of drink tickets]] ''(without [[Frat Boy Ensemble]])'' (0-3)
:[[handful of drink tickets]] ''(while wearing [[Frat Boy Ensemble]])'' (0-5)
:[[roll of drink tickets]] ''(while wearing [[Frat Boy Ensemble]])'' (0-8)
:[[St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket]] (0-5)
;Stores
:[[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]] (''sometimes'') (105 [[Meat]])
;Obsoleted Areas/Methods
;:;[[Whitey's Grove]]
:::[[The Tasting]] (2)
;:;[[The Typical Tavern Rats|The Typical Tavern]] (pre [[Typical Tavern Quest|quest]])
:::''[[Gleaming the Cube]]''


==Recipe==
==Recipe==
{| border="1px" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="3"
{| class="recipe"
|- style="background-color: #FFFFFF" align="center"
|- class="row1"
| {{cocktail}}
! {{cocktail}}
| [[bunch of square grapes]]
| [[bunch of square grapes]]
| [[fermenting powder]]
| [[fermenting powder]]
|- style="background-color: #EEEEEE" align="center"
|- class="row2"
| style="background-color: #FFFFFF" | {{equals}}
! {{equals}}
| colspan="2" | 3 {{plural|boxed wine}}
| colspan="2" | 3 {{plural|boxed wine}}
|}
|}
==When Consumed==
==When Consumed==
{{useitem|
{{useitem|
text=You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues.|
text=You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!|
adv=3|
adv=3|
type=booze|
type=booze|
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==Uses==
==Uses==
*[[boxed champagne]]
*[[boxed champagne]]
*[[Gnomish sagngria]]
*[[mentholated wine]]
*[[mulled berry wine]]
*[[perfect mimosa]]
*[[piscatini]]
*[[sangria]]
*[[sangria]]
*[[Sangria de Menthe]]
*[[strawberry wine]]
*[[strawberry wine]]
*[[wine spritzer]]
*[[wine spritzer]]


==Notes==
==Notes==
*See [[Drinks By Ingredient#Boxed Wine|Drinks By Ingredient]] for the recipes of all drinks made with boxed wine.
*See [[Drinks By Ingredient#Boxed wine|Drinks By Ingredient]] for the recipes of all drinks made with boxed wine.
*Can sometimes be obtained by successfully using a [[roll of drink tickets]] or a [[handful of drink tickets]].
*Can sometimes be obtained by using a [[St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket]].
*Is sometimes available at [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]].


==References==
==References==
*The description of this item is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Time Cube|Time Cube]] [http://www.timecube.com website], and its author [[Wikipedia:Gene Ray|Gene Ray]]'s poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". [[:User:PVA|Prima Vera Angelhair]] interviewed [[Wikipedia:Gene Ray|Gene Ray]] on [[Radio KoL]], and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found [http://kol.coldfront.net/index.php/content/section/20/75/ here].
*The description of this item is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:Time Cube|Time Cube]] [http://www.timecube.com/ website], and its author [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gene_Ray Gene Ray]'s poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". [[User:PVA|Prima Vera Angelhair]] interviewed [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gene_Ray Gene Ray] on [[Radio KoL]], and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found [http://ice.coldfront.net/kol/radio/PVA_Gene_Ray_Interview.mp3 here].
*"Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song ''[http://www.brandonpatton.com/hiabamig/hiabamig_lyric.html#hiabamig How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire]'', by Brandon Patton.


==Zapping==
==Zapping==
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==Collection==
==Collection==
<collection>1005</collection>
<collection>1005</collection>
 
[[Category:Wine]]
[[Category:Booze]]
[[Category:Booze (By Drunkenness)|3, boxed wine]]

Latest revision as of 15:32, 2 June 2025

boxed wine
boxed wine

This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze (crappy)
Potency: 3
Selling Price: 35 Meat.


(In-game plural: boxes of wine)
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Item number: 1005
Description ID: 240193198
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Obtained From

The Barrel full of Barrels
The "Fun" House
shaky clown
Cobb's Knob Menagerie, Level 3
Booze Giant
The Defiled Niche
basic lihc
The VERY Unquiet Garves
basic lihc
The Shady Thicket
drunk duck
Whitey's Grove
The Only Thing About Him is the Way That He Walks (3)
Tavern Cellar
Crate Expectations (0-3)
Cargo Cultist Shorts
What has it got in its pocketses? (pocket 94)
Items
handful of drink tickets (without Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-3)
handful of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-5)
roll of drink tickets (while wearing Frat Boy Ensemble) (0-8)
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket (0-5)
Stores
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (105 Meat)
Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Whitey's Grove
The Tasting (2)
The Typical Tavern (pre quest)
Gleaming the Cube

Recipe

bunch of square grapes fermenting powder
3 boxes of wine

When Consumed

You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues. Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!
AdventuresYou gain 3 Adventures.
You gain 3 Drunkenness.

Uses

Notes

References

  • The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.
  • "Boxed wine!? Are you DAFT?!" refers to the song How I Allegedly Bit a Man in Gloucestershire, by Brandon Patton.

Zapping

bottle of gin | bottle of rum | bottle of tequila | bottle of vodka | bottle of whiskey | boxed wine

Collection

  • 🥇: OGL (#2873594) - 417,726
  • 🥈: Jimbobman (#3432953) - 292,573
  • 🥉: DuRhone (#370680) - 152,144
  • #4: UltraSuperboy (#1538208) - 141,371
  • #5: l337 h4xz0r (#782062) - 133,337
  • #6: aldervan (#563101) - 21,480
  • #7: Transplanted_Entwife (#1508833) - 16,583
  • #8: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 15,137
  • #9: Gaussfield (#3631801) - 12,885
  • #10: JenZahara (#704823) - 12,648

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