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Peter North, eh? ''Everyone'' wants to know what's up with this colorful character. | Peter North, eh? ''Everyone'' wants to know what's up with this colorful character. | ||
Myths to be dispelled about Peter North (These aren't even True): | |||
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"Someone told me he had to eat upside down." | "Someone told me he had to eat upside down." | ||
"I heard he made 'grown-up' movies." | |||
"I heard his stomach serves as an incubator for an alien fetus." | "I heard his stomach serves as an incubator for an alien fetus." | ||
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And I've only eaten upside down two or three times since my last mission. | And I've only eaten upside down two or three times since my last mission. | ||
As for the alien fetus, I think Dr. Heywood Floyd put it best when he said, "I'm not at liberty to discuss this | I don't even know where that movie thing came from. | ||
As for the alien fetus, I think Dr. Heywood Floyd put it best when he said, "I'm not at liberty to discuss this." | |||
Apparently I need to be writing a lot more for this to reach the recommended minimum length for player pages on the KoL Wiki. | |||
I think it would be appropriate if I were to supplement my all too lackluster page with a selection of haikus written by yours truly. | |||
Haikus; not too wise | |||
Creative constipation | |||
Making itself known | |||
Peter North? Screw that! | |||
Here are seven syllables | |||
Now another five | |||
Goatse, on a date | |||
Take Tubgirl to a movie | |||
Lemonparty's sad | |||
Said her three Hail Mary's | |||
Sheets are stained, so is her brain | |||
What's a girl to do? | |||
Way off of the curve | |||
No one likes Cristina now | |||
Perhaps Kanye West? | |||
That's enough of that. | |||
Well, click the link in my user profile (#86766) if you have any further questions. You shouldn't, but remember that presents are always accepted. | Well, click the link in my user profile (#86766) if you have any further questions. You shouldn't, but remember that presents are always accepted. | ||
Latest revision as of 22:51, 21 January 2006
The Man of Our Time and Place
Peter North, eh? Everyone wants to know what's up with this colorful character.
Myths to be dispelled about Peter North (These aren't even True):
"I hear he's addicted to Tang."
"Someone told me he had to eat upside down."
"I heard he made 'grown-up' movies."
"I heard his stomach serves as an incubator for an alien fetus."
First off, that's not true; I drink Tang because I like the taste.
And I've only eaten upside down two or three times since my last mission.
I don't even know where that movie thing came from.
As for the alien fetus, I think Dr. Heywood Floyd put it best when he said, "I'm not at liberty to discuss this."
Apparently I need to be writing a lot more for this to reach the recommended minimum length for player pages on the KoL Wiki.
I think it would be appropriate if I were to supplement my all too lackluster page with a selection of haikus written by yours truly.
Haikus; not too wise
Creative constipation
Making itself known
Peter North? Screw that!
Here are seven syllables
Now another five
Goatse, on a date
Take Tubgirl to a movie
Lemonparty's sad
Said her three Hail Mary's
Sheets are stained, so is her brain
What's a girl to do?
Way off of the curve
No one likes Cristina now
Perhaps Kanye West?
That's enough of that.
Well, click the link in my user profile (#86766) if you have any further questions. You shouldn't, but remember that presents are always accepted.
