CRIMBCO Headquarters: Difference between revisions

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CRIMBCO Headquarters is the home of CRIMBCO, the corporation running Crimbo 2010. It is found in the Big Mountains. Here you can find:

CRIMBCO Cubicles
Fight the daily grind in exchange for CRIMBCO scrip.
CRIMBCO WC
Fight off hobelves attacking through the sewers. (Available after December 23rd)
CRIMBCO Cafeteria
Buy specially enhanced CRIMBCO food or booze from the company cafeteria to help you fight off work-related boredom.
CRIMBCO Gift Shop
The company gift shop is where you can purchase goodies with your hard-earned CRIMBCO scrip (if you have any, you slacker).
Mr. Mination's Office
Visit the boss' office to accept a rewarding position with CRIMBCO.

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 '''CRIMBCO Headquarters''' is the home of CRIMBCO, the corporation running [[Crimbo]] 2010. It is found in [[the Big Mountains]]. Here you can find:
 *[[CRIMBCO Cubicles]]
-*:Do mind-numbing "work" in exchange for "payment."
+*:Fight the daily grind in exchange for [[CRIMBCO scrip]].
+*[[CRIMBCO WC]]
+*:Fight off hobelves attacking through the sewers. (Available after December 23rd)
 *[[CRIMBCO Cafeteria]]
-*:Buy food or booze from the company cafeteria. Accepts meat or CRIMBCO scrip (if you have any, you slacker).
+*:Buy specially enhanced CRIMBCO food or booze from the company cafeteria to help you fight off work-related boredom.
 *[[CRIMBCO Gift Shop]]
-*:Spend your hard-earned CRIMBCO scrip at the company gift shop.
+*:The company gift shop is where you can purchase goodies with your hard-earned CRIMBCO scrip (if you have any, you slacker).
 *[[Mr. Mination's Office]]
-*:Become an "employee" of CRIMBCO.
+*:Visit the boss' office to accept a rewarding position with CRIMBCO.
+==See Also==
+*[[Crimbo#2010|Crimbo 2010]]
 [[Category: Locations]]