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"Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?"
"Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?"


"THEN<playername> ... IS A FOOL."
"THEN <playername> ... IS A FOOL."|
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hit=Cake Lord's eyes blaze. It's unsurprising, because they are made of fire, but it hurts because they are very close to your {{part}}. {{element|hot}}
|miss=Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt.


Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out.
Cake Lord cakebutts you, which is to say that he repeatedly hits you in the butt with cake until your butt is bruised and covered with frosting.
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Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your {{part}}, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife.|
{{stat|}}
miss=Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt.
{{continue|Hey look, it's Madeline}}
You step triumphantly over the fallen form of Cake Lord to see a severe-looking woman glaring at you from behind a desk.


"Oh, hey!" you say. "You must be... uhh..."
Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out.


"Madeline," she says, "Madeline Harkness."
Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.|
critical=Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your {{part}}, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife. {{critical}} {{ouch|1}}|
fumble=Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.}}


"Hi Madeline! I'm Josim, and I'm... er... I'm here to rescue you, I guess!"
{{stat|}}
{{continue|[[The "Rescue"|Hey look, it's Madeline]]}}


She scoffs. "Oh, goodie. Another Adventurer, here to rescue me by destroying all of my stock."
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Occurs at [[Madness Bakery]].
"Stock?" you reply. "I didn't see any stock, all I saw was monsters. And I beat them all, and then I beat the boss, and now you're free!"
 
"What you did," she says, sighing, "was get a big accidental dose of ergot from the front door, start hallucinating, and trash my entire bakery. And your encore was breaking into my office and destroying a wedding cake I spent six days on. So... thanks a million!"


{{continue|Oh,uhm...sorry?}}
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Results:
You stammer an apology.
Cogito Ergot Sum
 
"Well, to be honest," says Madeline, "I should've seen it coming. I was hoping maybe the hallucinations would be mild, and just make people want to buy more donuts."
 
"This story about how I trashed your shop is fascinating," you interrupt, "but the Armorer and Leggerer said something about a pie you were supposed to have delivered. You know anything about that?"
 
"Oh, sure," she says, "it's the one baked good you haven't destroyed yet, so I guess you can have it."
{{continue|Take the pie}}
Madeline hands you the pie and says "Y'know what? I'm clearly not cut out to run a hallucinogen-encrusted bakery. I'm moving up the supply chain. From now on, I'm only selling the raw materials. Let somebody else deal with this retail nonsense."
 
She leaves through the bakery's back door.
{{acquire|item=no-handed pie}}
 
(Madeline has opened a new shop in Market Square.)
 
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Occurs at [[madness bakery]].

Latest revision as of 01:44, 2 May 2017

Cake Lord
Monster ID 1756
Locations Madness Bakery: Heart of Madness
Hit Points 10
Attack 5
Defense 5
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum construct
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts cake,leg,torso,arm
Drops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Cake Lord You're fighting the Cake Lord

You reach for the door, but it flings itself open before you even touch the knob. A booming voice emerges from the haze of the office beyond:

"WHO DARES DISTURB CAKE LORD?"

You creep into the office, hoping your eyes will adjust to the madness.

"I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, DUMMY."

"Oh, umm," you reply, finally finding the source of the voice -- a man whose head is a birthday cake. "<playername>, I guess. <playername> dares disturb Cake Lord?"

"THEN <playername> ... IS A FOOL."

Hit Message(s):

Cake Lord's eyes blaze. It's unsurprising, because they are made of fire, but it hurts because they are very close to your <arse>. (hot damage)

Cake Lord cakebutts you, which is to say that he repeatedly hits you in the butt with cake until your butt is bruised and covered with frosting.

Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your <arse>, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife.

Critical Hit Message:

Cake Lord gazes into your eyes, then gazes into your <arse>, then stabs both of them with a frosting knife. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

Cake Lord tries to swing a big chunk of cake at you like a baseball bat, but it turns out to be a cake bunt.

Cake Lord's three flaming eyes blaze, but you blow them out.

Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting.

Fumble Message:

Cake Lord pauses to adjust his frosting. (FUMBLE!)

After Combat
Hey look, it's Madeline

Occurs at Madness Bakery.

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